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I Wish... This Lamp Wasn't Jinxed!

272 replies · 253,133 views · Started 27 September 2012

Okay, the screen is now the same size as a 36" TV screen. and your phone weighs about as much, too.

I wish I had an iPhone, this Nokia Lumia sucks.

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Granted, but it is possessed by Ultron from Marvel Comics and he wants to use it as a new body to destroy the Avengers and the world or some chestnut like that.

I wish that I remembered to unpack my winter clothes BEFORE it got cold as balls in a frozen lake.

Granted, but they all shrunk four sizes so they no longer fit you.

I wish Ultron was not possessing the new iPhone Megan talked me into buying her.

Okay, Ultron now possesses YOUR iPhone.

I wish the QR Scanner on my iPhone worked better, I can't transfer my data if I can't scan that.

Granted, but EVERYTHING you scan brings up a pic of the Ring girl (pretty sure her name is Sanako...memory is fuzzy on that) with the text at the bottom reading "7 days"

I wish for some Tums for my upset stomach.

Granted, but then you can't eat or drink anything without getting another upset stomach and needing more Tums.

I wish my mouse would stop doing that stupid thing where it acts like I pushed the Back button on mu browser when I click something

Granted, instead it resets your whole computer to factory settings.

I wish I could stop bad things to your computer since I use it too

Granted, my computer works perfect;y now but you aren't allowed to use it (jk).

BTW @mrx84, the Ring girl's name was Samara Morgan, played by actress Daveigh Chase, who is also famous for providing the voice for Lilo in the Lilo & Stitch movies and TV series.

I wish I still had my DVD copy of Lilo & Stitch.

Granted, but it's in Portuguese and there are no English subtitles.

I wish I knew why [MENTION=60919]TheDarkOne[/MENTION] can access "The Veldt" and I can't.

Granted, but it's a very dark secret and the knowledge of it drives you mad.

I wish I had my own car, I'm really getting fed up with public transportation.

Granted, you have a car. IYou'll have to buy the tires and engine separately, however.

I still wish I could access The Veldt.

Granted, but you can't access any of the other forums (including this one).

I wish Coca-Cola would bring back their "throwback" version of Coke.

Granted, but it will only be available for a limited time and stock.
I wish that all PS4 games will be for free.

Granted, but then your PS4 stops working.

I wish Coke would bring back their throwback Coke on a permanent basis.

Granted, but it will always be out of stock.
I wish that Pepsi would bring back their "throwback" version of the carbonated drink. :spin:

Granted, but you magically develpoe "Launchpad" syndrome (aka, you ALWAYS crash without fail)

I wish for a cup of coffee, flavored with Pumpkin Spice creamer.

Granted, but you have to pay Starbucks price for it.

Their coffee is good, but it's not as good as their prices make it out to be.

I wish I had a postage stamp.

Granted, but the picture on it is of your junk.

I wish for some good non-Starbucks coffee.

Granted, but it's Nescafe instant coffee.

I wish I knew who put a picture of all the junk in my closet (my junk) on a postage stamp.

Granted, it was some random stalker (don't worry, I dealt....with them)

I wish PinkFairy was able to access all of the forums again.

Granted, but for some reason she just doesn't seem to want to. Something about not being allowed to access the Veldt.

I wish I knew why I can access the Veldt but Megan can't.

Granted, but for some reason everybody that could tell us is silenced by a swarm of killer bees right before they can tell us.

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted, here's a piece of dried-out ham with expired mayonnaise and stale cheese between two slices of moldy bread. Enjoy.

I wish Pink Fairy could access the Veldt because maybe then she'd come back.

Granted, but I still don't have access to it.

I wish there was some explanation available as to WHY I can't access it.

Granted, but you get in Euros and can't get it converted into US currency.

I wish there were still full-serve gas stations. Sometimes I just don't feel like pumping gas.

Granted, but they self-destruct after every use causing widespread fear of them and a push to alternative fuels.

I wish for salt water taffy that isn't poisoned flavor (years of failed poisoning attempts by my younger brother not only gives me immunity to poison effects, but also makes it taste like cardboard)