Granted, but you can only speak Klingon, Huttese, and the beeps and whistles that R2-D2 speaks in.
I wish I could speak both feline AND English.
I Wish... This Lamp Wasn't Jinxed!
Granted, but suddenly the cats only understand R2D2 type beeps and whistles...
I wish I could fluently speak and completely understand every language ever invented...
Granted, but then you become deaf and mute.
I wish I had a working PS2.
Granted, your PS2 now has a job waiting tables at a Cheesecake Factory...
I wish I was not deaf & mute...
Granted, you are a quadriplegic instead.
I wish my PS2 would actually work the way it is supposed to work.
Yeah sure. I can grant that. The only problem is that you can't find a TV with the compatible A/V Aux ports anymore. :\
I wish I had some cheesecake right now. Yeah man. A nice marble swirl cheesecake.
Granted, but you have to split it with me.
I wish I had $500 extra cash in legal US currency, tax-free.
Granted, but that currency turns out to be marked bills, implicating you in a local bank robbery.
I wish my thumb wasn't so sore so I could get back to playing Skyrim.
Granted, your thumbs are fine, but all your other fingers are broken.
I wish I had some Amy's veggie lasagne.
You forgot to make your own wish.
I wish my girlfriend wasn't sick.
Granted: YOU'RE sick instead...
I wish I was not bored...
Granted, instead you're having lots of excitement dodging the shuriken that are being thrown at you from every direction.
I wish I hasn't feeling so drained.
Granted,you're floating in a pool of water...
I wish I was a millionaire...
Granted, but then your bank account is hacked and now you are $1,000,000 in arrears.
I wish I was a successful video game designer.
Granted, you successfully develop one game, and then drift into obscurity...
I wish I still had my $1,000,000...
Granted, but you have to pay it back to the bank because of your arrears.
I wish to win the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes.
Granted but, WHOOPS! Wrong house! Sorry...
I wish I had $2,000,000 so I could pay arrears and still be a millionaire...
Granted, but it turns out your overdraft fees come to another million so you have to give them that, too.
I wish to win the PCH Sweepstakes and have it be the right house.
Granted, it is the right house, they give you the huge check, and then your alarm clock wakes you up...
I wish I had a yummy vegan birthday cake!
Granted, but you can't eat it because you can't have your cake and eat it, too.
I wish I had enough money to buy a piece of cheesecake from Sbarro's (and they're not out of it)
Granted, you have enough money, they're not out of it, but you develop a sudden lactose intolerance...
I wish [MENTION=60919]TheDarkOne[/MENTION] had not mentioned cheesecake... GRRRR!
Granted, but you decide to buy him some anyway :roflmao:
I wish the goblins would come and take you away, right now.
Granted, BYE!! (Oops, they can't do that, who would play in these forums with you then??)
I wish the goblins would come and take all the politicians away right now...
Granted, but five minutes later they bring them back; they don't want them anymore.
I wish so-called "reality" shows would go off the air permanently and be replaced by something actually entertaining
Granted. They are replaced by coliseum death matches and you have to participate. :googlyeyes:
I wish I could beat Ikaruga.
Granted. You could beat Ikaruga. You theoretically have the necessary skills. However, you never will actually beat Ikaruga, because every copy you try to play becomes immediately defective.
I wish I had the ability to win any argument.
Granted, but everyone seems to agree with you so you never get into any arguments.
I wish I had the ability to win at any video game.
Alakazam!
Every video game goes straight to end of credits message upon boot up.
I wish I can has a never-ending supply of fresh food.
Granted, but it's all food you hate.
I wish Neverwinter Nights was compatible with Windows 8.1
Granted. Every Windows 8.1 computer you touch BSODs when you boot it up.
I wish Mario Maker was out already.