This is the new version of the original "I Wish" game started by CarrotRed.
In essence, you've got a magic lamp that will grant your wish, but the genie (the next poster) is a douchebag. You grant the wish of the previous poster in the worst way possible.
For example:
1st Poster
I wish I had a big old sandwich!
2nd Poster
Well you'd better get used to tupperware, buddy, because you're a big old ham on rye now!
I wish I had a luxury car.
3rd Poster
Well you do, but it's drawn on a piece of loose-leaf paper.
I wish I was taller.
And so forth. I'll start.
I wish I was less afraid of heights.
Granted but now you are more afraid of being on the ground :P
I wish, I had a Hamburger.
No problem, I know where to get the freshest dog meat!
I wish I didn't have to go back to work for two weeks tomorrow.
Granted. You have to go back to work for FIVE weeks tomorrow.
I wish I could still get a pizza for $5.
No problem, the value of the dollar has plummeted dramatically.
I wish I had gone to sleep three hours ago.
Done, but you have insomnia for the rest of your life.
I wish I was a tokusatsu character (ie: Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, etc)
Granted, but you can only speak in subtitles.
I wish I could draw comics faster than a page a day.
Granted, but you fudge up on every 3 out of 5 pages.
I wish that I didn't have to put up with the 2012 Election crap anymore.
Granted, but now they've begun campaigning in advance for the 2024 election.
I wish somebody'd play that Apples to Apples forum game.
Granted, ten people have posted by they won't stop going on about pears. (Admittedly, I'm not sure what forum your talking about...)
I wish I was a better pixel-artist.
Granted, you are now the greatest pixel artist of all time as you have been transformed into a pixel! But, being a pixel, you really don't have any appendages anymore so you can't actually create anything.
(I was referring to the game thread Apples to Apples which I started during the revitalization of the Forum Games. It requires three people to play, though, and nobody took any interest)
I wish people would stop spreading chain letters and chain messages!
Granted, No more Chain letters/messages , In fact, No more Letters or Messages At All!!! Mwahaha
I wish....For a Juicy Dragon fruit!
Granted, its the juiciest of them all, but also the last dragonfruit on the planet (no seeds either)
I wish...for the super power of my choice.
mrz84 wrote:Granted, its the juiciest of them all, but also the last dragonfruit on the planet (no seeds either)I wish...for the super power of my choice.
Granted: you have superbly made the choice to state your wish.
I wish for a Veyron Super Sport car, the FASTEST street car on Earth.
Granted : although this is of the model with the driving seat on the opposite side as to the one you would normally drive with, and someone splattered Dragon Fruit all over the seats...
I wish for a gold pebble.
Granted: You crash after going too fast on the test-drive. Did I mention that Top Gear was filming it? (trololololololo)
I wish that Fi wasn't so much of a drone in Skyward Sword. Yes I know that my batteries are low! Yes I know that I have to find a key Captain Obvious.
Granted: She is now sexually aggressive instead of reminding you about game-related stuff.
I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted: You have a million (Monoply) dollars!
I wish I had every video game ever (except E.T. for atari and any Nintendo cdi games)
Granted, none of them work at all. Not even that coveted Gold Majora's Mask cartridge works.
I wish for Navi to stop annoying me in Ocarina of Time.
Granted. Navi has been replaced by Tatl, who is even more annoying!
I wish the Vanish->X-Zone glitch from Final Fantasy 6 could be applied to people in real life. Muahahahaha!
Granted! *disclaimer: has tiny chance of reflecting onto the user*
I wish earlier Fire Emblem games to have english releases!
Granted, but they are only available for twenty-six and a half seconds.
I wish I could find that elusive custom quest for Zelda Classic.
I wish people hadn't lost all interest in this game.
Wish granted, I am now interested in this game. Downside: I am now interested in this game.
I wish rock_nog had made a wish.
I wish TheDarkOne hadn't wished for me to make a wish.
Okay okay, that's just going to create an infinite recursion loop that will destroy reality or something. I wish I had a portal gun.
Granted, but it opens an entry portal below you and an exit portal above you so you fall through them forever.
I wish I could get my Bluetooth device to work with my computer.
Granted, but it can only play the Best of Hanson.
I wish for the best sandwich ever.
Granted, but you accidentally drop it into the trash.
I wish for an Action Replay device that's compatible with the Nintendo 3DS no matter how many times Nintendo updates it.
Granted, but now you must use the Konami Code for every cheat you want to use.
I wish I had the entire licensed NES library.