I Wish... This Lamp Wasn't Jinxed!

Granted, but it’s “grass” fed.

I wish the idea of smoking (tobacco, marijuana, all of it) had never been or ever would be invented.

Granted, but in its place everyone gets addictged to NFTs and becomes poor

I wish for a life time supply of catnip for my cat

Granted, but then he wants it all the time and will not leave you alone.

I wish I knew what NFTs are (I don’t actually know).