I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted, but everyone thinks you suck now.

I wish my town wasn't so racist.

Granted, they hate only you now.

I wish there was something to look foward to in history class.

Granted! Your teacher announces they're quitting. The next day, a terrible drill seargent (?) announces he's your new teacher.

I wish I had a Russian friend.

Granted. He falls apart, due to shoddy russian design.

I wish you all inner peace and good luck.

Granted, but we don't accept.

I wish I hadn't rejected that inner peace.

Granted, but now your outer peace sucks.

I wish I could meet Reigis.

Granted, but he beats you up.

I wish Tony Blair had never become Prime Minister of England

Granted, now you have Bush! :laughing: :evil:

I wish I knew how last night's dream ended.

Granted, but it was so shocking you have a heart attack and die.

I wish for a million real pound (�) coins.

Granted, but you have to pay a million pounds in order to get it

I wish BH4 wouldn't change his avatar so often

Granted, but the one he sticks with totally offends you.

I wish for three more wishes.

Granted, but none of them come true, or they come true in the worst way possible.

I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted, but you wish would be destroyed by me.

I wish I my Biology class wasn't so tough.

Granted, but all of your other classes just tripled the amount of exams you will have to take.

I wish my Nintendo controllers would stop breaking.

Granted, but they cost an absolute fortune.

I wish I were more confident.

Granted, but you become overconfident, and you fail everything

I wish I had gone home early today, instead of loafing around at in the school corridor.

Granted, but you go home only to find thats its on fire.

I wish I went home instead of cutting the last 4 periods of school yesterday.

Granted, but Godzilla appeared and stepped on your house 😃

I wish that you only nedded 100 posts to get a custom avatar (instead of 1000 posts) 😞

Granted, but now you can only choose a picture of Richard Nixon.

I wish for infinite intellegence.

Granted, but you become blind, deaf and dumb. Have fun!

I wish my cat didn't keep asking for food all the time, fat thing that she is.

granted, but she dies

i wish things go back to the way they were a month ago

So do I. Sigh

I wish I had enough money to travel around the world

Granted, but you only have enough for the cheapest airline and a nonstop flight around the world.

I wish I had a double-edged sword.

Granted. Great job, you just cut yourself.

I wish for a sandwich made solely of peanut butter and strawberry jelly. And the bread.

Granted, but all that peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of your mouth and you cant talk for weeks.

I wish things woulg go back to the way they were in freshman year. Things were so easygoing then...

Granted, but the space time continuum gets disrupted, causing a chain reaction, which destrys the entire universe, and condemns all lifeforms to an excrutuiating and insanely long death. granted that's a worst case scenario, hopefully the effects will be very localized, only affecting our own galaxy. (abridged from Back to the Future)

I wish I was a hero.

Granted. An evil villain (Oh I don't know, say me) kills you.

I wish I knew what to wish for!

Granted but you can't have it!

I wish...I wish...What do I wish for?

I wish there was world peace

Granted. Aliens invade and since we've all disarmed our weapons, we get slaughtered.

I wish for Europe to stop getting shafted when it comes to video game and console releases.

Granted, but now the nessecities of life cost triple the usual amounts, and salaries are halved.

I wish I could use magic.