I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted, but the only spell you can use is one that causes baldness. And it often backfires on you.

I wish my class didn't have exams consisting of solely essays.

Granted, but your lack of knowing how to write a good essay prevents you from getting into a good college.

I wish my new computer would hurry up and get here already!

Granted, but it's beat up and you have to send it back again.

I wish I could find a job already!

Granted, but its a real shit job. Literaly. You have to clean up after elephants...

I wish I had more blank CDs

Granted, but you now have nothing to burn onto them!

*Now now honey, don't be mean. You'll get wrinkles. :tongue:

I wish for a NICE job that paid well and which I could do with no restrictions whatsoever.

Granted, but it's really boring.

*I'm never mean...
I'm surprised were on at the sime time now. I hardly ever catch you online at this time of the day (5:10)

I wish that every time I turned on the radio, a song I like would be on.

Granted, but everyone else hates the songs and the radio station is forced to shut down.

*Time difference. Not 100% sure where you are, but at 5:10 if you're in the Atlantic area, it's 9:10 here; for the Eastern side, it's 10:10; if you're in the Central region it's 11:10 and if you're in the Mountains then it's 10 past midnight. Fun, huh?

I still wish Carrot Red would come back! I miss her jealous froggy threats. (Course, she could never replace you, Mach. 😊 )

Granted, but she turn you into a frog (in real life)

I wish DM was a Frog. 😃 😃 😃

Granted, but I change him back :P

I know, DM, I'm one of a kind 😊

I wish Carrot Red would get back here too.

granted, but she gets banning powers

i wish i had better luck

Granted, but it's better bad luck.

I wish for a decent Shadow Warrior editing website.

granted, but your computer can't run it.

I wish I was better at DDR

I don't know what that is, but now you suck at everything else.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

granetd, but she's a total bitch.

I wish that friday will go off without a hitch...

Granted, but Saturady is a living nightmare.

I wish that Doctor Who series 1 (or series 27, if you're like me) boxset would be released already

Granted, but it's in black and white, and it costs 100 bucks per copy.

And just so you know, DDR stands for Dance Dance Revolutions. If you still don't know what that is, get out more.

I wish That guy would bring me the game I asked him to sell me last week.

Granted, but it's in black and white, and it costs 100 bucks per copy.

Woah... Deja Vu.

I wish my new temp job weren't quite so boring.

:evil: heheheh. granted, but to spruce it up I send in a punch of punks armed with flamethrowers to trash the place, during office hours, then I have them kidnap you and you undergo plastic surgery to make you look like a frog.

That exciting enough for you? :evil:

I wish I was safe from DM's retaliation!

Granted, but you forget to pay your punks, and they decide to do the same to you.

I wish I could afford to hire some punks like that.

Granted, but they're the same punks I hired, and they have secret orders to turn you into a frog.

btw, I wouldn't forget to pay the punks, and If I did, I wuld immediatly leave the country.

If I was turned into a frog, I would put on medieval armor, buy a sword (and call it The Masamune), hitch a ride in a tricked out delorian to the medieval ages, find a king named Guardia, and sell my services as a mercenary. (sound familiar? what game and movie am I combining?)

I wish I had a copy of Shadow The hedgehog 😞

Granted. (We all know it's going to be crap anyway, right?)

And you're mixing Back to the Future with Chrono Trigger. Oh dear god the mental images.

I wish Aegix Drakan doesn't respond to this wish.

Granted, but...Oh, I think I just responded... 😃

Why did you wish that? just curious.

BTW I don't think ShTH will suck, all the evidence points the other way (at least for me)

I wish That guy over there would stop pissing me off!

Granted. He bitch slaps you and walks away.

I wish It wasn't so cold and rainy outside now.

Granted, but a hailstorm starts.

I wish I bought The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap instead of Sword of Mana.

Granted, but you pay for it with your whole life savings.

I wish my foot didn't hurt right now (long story as to why it does...).

Granted, but now your hand hurts.

*Would you like me to kiss it better, hon? 😉

I wish my job didn't require me getting up so early.

Granted, but now your job starts at midnight and ends at noon with no breaks.

I wish I could draw like Leonardo da Vinci.

Granted, but art equipment is now more expensive then Platinum.

I wish for more blank CDs. (Can't think of anything better, sorry)

Granted, but you have nothing worth putting on them.

I agree with DM, this topic is starting to dry up.

I wish all of us were frogs.

Granted, but then Carrot Red comes back and rules us all.

Umm... don't know what to wish for. Will edit when I think of something.