I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted, but they all hate games.
(Watch Dragonball Z to find out who Guru is. You might like it.) 😃

I wish it was further on in the school year.

Granted, but you have no summer to look forward to because you forgot to do your homework all those days you were absent, and now have to goto summer school.

I wish the Universe was frozen, and everything that has ever, and will ever be also.
(Cant counter that huh?)

Granted, but it doesn't work because the Universe has no faith. (Play FFT and study the magic system, and you'll see what I mean.)

I hope that's a good answer.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early to be on television. (WAVE 3 Sunrise, look for Louisville Male High School if you get the station)

granted, but now you have a temp. and can't do anything fun for the next six weeks, and have to spend an extra six weeks of school after everyone else leaves.

I wish my bell set were prettier.

Granted, but they don't work. (Is that what you ment by "were"?)

I wish I wasn't so scared of the dark.

Granted, but then the monsters get you!

I wish more people would learn to spell properly.

Granted, but now you can't.
Blast you green villians! Where's my shovel?

I wish the glare from that window wasn't so bad.

Granted - now there's no light and you can't see jack.

I wish I weren't so tired.

Ow. Now you're wired up and won't be able to sleep for days to come.

I wish the algae in the fish tank was easier to manage.

Granted, but all the fish die.

I wish more 'adult' members frequented the Forum Games section.

Granted, but I granted this wish first.
NOOOO!!! My fishes!

I wish for the snails to not repopulate the aquariums again.

Granted, but a load of slugs infest it instead.

I wish likesallusions would stop posting and let me get to bed.

Granted, but it's only about 5:45pm here.

I wish Darth Marsden would stop posting too so I could go offline.

Granted, but tomorrow we get to do this all over again.

I wish I could think of something decent to wish for.

Graned, but it brings an end to the world.

I wish I wasn't running out of wishes.

Granted, but then you leave AGN for reasons unknown.

I wish that I was God and could do anything. (Bend space, time, and read a book on how to rule, but its in English, and im English, so I can read it, and I never messed up) HA

Granted, but apparently, you're still inferior to the moderators.

I wish I didn't have to completely restart games if I missed something I wanted...

Granted, but you keep forgetting it anyway so now you're stuck in a never ending annoying circle.

I wish I could think of something smart to wish for.

Granted, but die as soon as you think of something and never actually get to wish for it.

I wish I could stop spending so much money.

Granted, but you've already spent it all.

I wish I wasn't posting under Darth Marsden right now and hopefully not start the nonstop posting like last night again :bomb:

Granted. I'd better things to do anyway, like Fireworks!!!

I wish I had more blank CDs.

Granted, they can only fit 1 kb.

I wish I was good at telling people I love them

Granted, but now there's nobody for you to love.

I wish I could decide on what I want out of life.

Granted. But you will die in 3... 2...

I Wish I was a tree

Granted, but you're in an area scheduled (sp?) for demolition tomorrow.

I wish I hadn't been taxed so much on my wages.

granted, but now you're getting paid minimum wage.

I wish I never set foot in GB (I apologise to anyone who saw me in there, I know I was an idiot, and I'm not going there anymore)

Granted, but you DID set foot in ASWGL.

I wish I had a watch that was analogue AND digital.

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish my parents weren't completely computer-illiterate.

Granted, but now you end up in a hole in the ground with lots of rats nibbling at youre feet and a coyote eating a chicken near a tree right at eye-level where the moon dont shine.

I wish that made sense

Granted, but you don't understand it anyway.

I wish I could trail off like that where it was funny and easier.