I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted, you now drink too much diet pepsi (blech! :sick: that stuff is disgusting!)

I wish DM would give me his extra copy of sonic gems

Granted, but I make you pay the HUGE postage fees.

I wish there was more time in the day.

Granted, but now you require tripling the amount of sleep you used to, limiting youre day to a mere 5 hours.

I wish that guy hanging on the Darth Marsdens Sig would fall off already...

granted. It falls on you.

I wish more people would go to Grammarless.

Granted, but twice as many leave.

I wish they'd find Osama already!

Granted, but it turns out that he was a actually a card board cut-out of the arab version of Jared.

I wish England and Canada could just get along

They don't?

OK, then. Granted, but the US still doesn't get along with anyone and invades the rest of the world.

I wish I had a wish sandwich.

Granted, but it tastes HORRIBLE.

I wish my mother had a better taste in music.

Granted, but now you don't.

I wish both of the pendilum clocks in the house worked.

Granted, but the tick-tocks drive you mad.

I wish I had more cereal in the house.

Granted, but now you don't have anything else in the house.

I wish Darth and Mach would stop trying to hog the YCOPI thread.

Granted, but only for a few hours.

I wish algam would figure that me and DM are unstoppable.

Granted, but I'm too stubborn to give up.

*I'll never let you have that thread!*

I wish I had some help to protect the YCOPI thread.

Granted, but they quickly realize how pointless it is.

I wish Christmas didn't start in October.

Granted, it starts in September.

I wish my brother would get off the Gamecube so I could play somemore.

Granted, but the power goes out for three days.

I wish the Deep Dungeon area on Final Fanasty Tactics wasn't pitch-black.

Granted, but now the rest of the game IS.

*They wants our precious, Mach! Our precioussss. They wants it! No! Filthy little hobbits can't have our precioussss...

I wish I could find my sunglasses, since it's entirely too bright at the moment.

Granted, but someone colored the lenses pitch-black, so you can't see anything.

*They? I think I'm the only one...And I'm no LOTR character, either.*

I wish I could find a decent place to post my art. (Seriously).

Granted, but you loose the ability to draw.

*I'd like to see it too. Have you tried DeviantArt?

I wish I had more self-control when it cames to sweeties.

Granted, but you realize (too late) that the sugar rush was all that was keeping you alive.

* I petition for the cessation of "only one-user resonses" in the Forum games threads. (YOU HEAR ME DM???) (Oh, and If machiavelli is reading this, check DM's bio, I do believe it states that he is a sith. you know what happenned to the last person who fell in love with a sith!)

I wish I Would get a sudden inspiration for the next four dungeons in my quest!

Granted, but you forget how to use the tile editor.

*Oh come on, it's just a bit of fun. And she knows perfectly well that I'm a Sith Lord - women are always attracted to bastards. Like so. (Just kidding honey! You know I'd treat you right. :scared: )

Of couse baby, but that isn't a wish. 😉

I wish everyone would stop trying to tear us apart.

Granted, but then we just grow apart. :shakeno:

*Oops. Forgot to make a wish. Oh well.

I wish I could pick up C++ more quickly, 'cause we have a test next week that I know I'm gonna flunk.

Granted, but you oversleep the day of the test and fail it anyway.

In wish I had an iriver.

Granted, but the screen is broken and it's unrepearable.

*I sleep until 9 in the evening? Man, what the hell did I drink? (It's an evening class)

I wish I was immune to the effects of alcohol.

Granted, but I accidently make a river instead and you fall in it and drownd.

I wish I knew what was going on outside

Granted, but it turns out to be a gun fught. You get hit with a stray bullet and die.

I wish that my mom will buy me an iriver despite what happened this morning.

Granted, but the screen is STILL broken.

*Dare I ask what happened this morning?

I wish I were somewhat stronger then I currently am.

Granted, but you end up thinkin that you're stronger than you really and take on people who you have no chance of beating.

*omg...long, long story.

I wish that I could think of something to wish for.

Granted, but you wish for something really stupid.

*Fair enough. You know that I really am here if you need to talk though, right?

I wish that, despite how cool Fort Minor are, Linkin Park weren't on a break right now.