Granted, but then the Spanish Inquisition move in. Oh, what's that? You didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition? [color=Red]NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
* I misread your wish. My bad.
I wish I had more classic comedies to watch[/color]
I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted but you die laughing (hey, it's the greatest way to go!)
*Apology accepted
**Spanish inquisition, eh? I gab the next timewarp outta here, and teleport to after the inquisitions.
I wish I hadn't missed the bus.
Granted, but the bus crashes and everybody on board dies in a horrible inferno.
I wish more people watched Monty Python.
Granted, but so many people watch it and then repeat it and talk about it everywhere they go it drives you to insanity.
(I like Monty Python and the Holy Grail, mainly because it's the only one I've seen.)
"I wish I could think of something good to wish for."(We've heard this alot.)
Granted, but (guess what?) your wish automatically gets diverted to a dog.
I wish 'The Legend of MAX' wasn't so hard on Heavy mode (for DDR)
granted, but all other games become unplayable.
i wish i had a more varied range of interests
Granted, but they include 'My Little Pony', 'Bratz' and 'Barbie'.
I REALLY wish it wasn't so cold.
Granted, but it's really hot.
I wish I didn't have to wake up so early tomorrow.
Granted, but it's only a minute's difference.
I wish I didn't have a cold.
Granted. You're now burning up.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but now the British military kidnaps you and forces you to do their evil bidding. Oh, and BTW, you can't land.
*BTW, I will grant Algam's Wish. granted, but nowledgends of max is so easy it bores you to death.
I wish we didn't have five centimeters of snow up here. (sigh...welcome to winter in Canada)
Granted - it's now 10 centimeters.
*I wish I got snow - but I live right by the seafront. 😞
I wish Christmas music were banned.
Granted, but to make up for it they send it in subliminal messages through all the cell phones of the world into your minds and they're now annoying little earworms that slowly eat away at your brain until it's been turned to mush so now it's all you know. (I know, radio stations start months early! It's crazy! We usually don't get snow either😞 )
I wish I didn't have this cough.
Granted, you now have a fever.
I wish I had a Sonic Screwdriver (there's a shortage in the UK - they didn't make enough!)
Granted, but they just got recalled.
I wish I knew when Twilight Princess was being released. (Either that or I'm not looking hard enough.)
Granted, but then it gets delayed again!
(First quarter of 2006, I think. Nothing more's been announced.)
I wish I had more friends and they would play Zelda Four Swords with me
Granted, but they completely suck at it.
I wish Final Fantasy Tactics had a harder last boss.
Granted, but it's so tough nobody can beat it.
I wish I didn't know what I'm gonna get for Christmas.
granted, but you are not getting it anymore
i wish i had more money to buy games
Granted, but all the best ones are sold out and you have to settle for things like 'Daikatana'.
I wish I had a star named after me.
Granted, but it's on a collision course with earth, so people will look up at the sky and yell "CURSE YOU DARTH MARSDEN! CURSE YOU!!!" and then they will associate it with you, and you will be force to flee for your life because there will be a mob at your door trying to burn you at the stake.
I wish I didn't have to come to school today...must...continue...Gaming...
Granted, but the electricity goes out throughout the city and your gaming systems get fried and damage the game disk(or whatever you use) and memory cards(or whatever).
I wish I didn't have a poetry quiz Thursday.
Granted, now it's tomorrow.
I wish I wasn't broke so I could buy a virus scanner...
Granted, but just now someone created a virus that no virus protection can stop.
I wish I'd seen more of that TV show Surface before now.
Granted, but you forgot what it was about.
*Never heard of Surface. What is it?
I wish I was better at drawing wings. These suckers are hard!
Granted, but people still don't like it.
I wish I someone would do my AP Biology homework for me. And do a good job at it.
Granted, but that same star the you named, hit the earth, and sent it out of orbit. Later we all hit the sun and cause a supernova, ending all of our lives...(Ow)
I wish that I could be all of myself, all the time.
Vi3T Dragon, read the rules! You are supposed to grant the wish of the persondirectly above you not the person three posts up! That said, welcome to the game! Ok, i'll grant your wish
Granted, but you don't like who you are.
I wish the school's strike days were this week instead of next week. It skrewed up my whole week. instead of 2 days to do my project, I have only have this evening and next evening!!!
Granted, but they would've changed the project's due date to tomorrow.
I wish I had more time to finish my drawings.
granted, but you break both your hands and are incapable of drawing.
*dude, the strike day was SUPPOSED to be tomorrow, and today (or thursday, which is when the project was due anyway)
I wish I didn't have to do that freaking Photoshop project...either that, or I wish the Mac lab was working so I could get it done. (BTW, no relation to the french project mentioned in my*section)