I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted. It is 200million terabytes, so you cannot submit it.

I wish my computer could hold that much.

Granted, but I take a bat and smash it to bits.

I wish that Forum Games had better posters.

Granted.

(What? So do I.)

I wish that I could go back in time and stop myself from purchasing the Red Dwarf Series 7 DVD, because I'm gonna get it for Christmas and I don't particularly want to end up with two copies of the same thing.

granted, you end up in the 3rd age of middle earth, during the war of 5 armies.

I wish gas was cheaper.
^^so do I.

Granted, only because there's none left to purchase and worry about.

I wish I wasn't so slow with some things in AutoCAD. Other stuff is o.k.

Granted, but now it doesn't work anymore.

I wish they would make a Final Fantasy Tactics game for the PS3.

Granted, but they remake the GBA version

I wish my family would belive me that its LIME not LIVE wire.

Uh... okay... they believe it's LIME wire, but it suddenly changes to a LIVE wire and electrocutes everyone.

I wish my Family Guy DVD would get here already

Granted, but the DVD is broken.

ARGH! I wish I had high speed internet at home! I am getting tired of waiting for five minutes for a page to load!

Granted, but it's so fast your PC can't handle it and explodes.

I wish I could travel across the world.

Granted, but you get shipped around in a cardboard box and can't see anything.

I wish we'd won Grand Nationals yesterday...

Granted, but a angry team decideds to break the breaks on youre team transport vechicle, and during the trip home it speeds and falls into a ditch blowing up and killing everyone inside.

I wish there were penguins in the USA

Yeah, I do, too! Granted, but due to penguin mind-control, they kill everybody...

I wish I'd given one of the tuba players a better gift...

The person who gave me a gift guilted me...

Granted, but you break the gift in a accident the night before you have to give it to them, and end up buying a really crappy one instead.

I wish not every grant had to do with death

Granted, you're instantly paralised from the neck down.

I wish for forty-five bazillion dollars.

Granted, but you have a five bazilion dollar tax on it!

I wish I was more disiplined

Granted, but now as punishment you have to wash the windows at my house everyday, bummer for you.

I wish I could find the lyrics for this song I really like.

Granted, but they're in Japanese.

I wish I could win a good laptop.

granted, but it is a keychain.

i wish i had more money to buy Christmas gifts.

Granted, but the price of all the presents triples.

I wish for a hundred Milky Bars.

Granted, but you can't eat them, or sell them.

(BTW, when I said more disciplined, I meant that I wished I had greater self-discipline)

I wish Carrot red would return and turn us all into frogs!

Granted. This place is so boring without her.

I wish Tony Blair would resign already.

Granted, but George W. Bush takes his place

I wish the Democrats could get it together

Grnated, but nobody votes for them at the next election.

I wish Eddie Guerrero hadn't died

granted, but you end up corrupted in a caved in fake world

i wish i could master the art of public speech

Granted, but now there's nobody for you to speak in front of.

*Eddie Guerrero is... WAS... a WWE wrestler. He was a pretty cool one too. He'll be missed.

I wish that Farscape hadn't been cancelled

Granted, but they replace all the writers with the guys who figured cookies should be a sometimes food.

I wish that there would be no consequences to this wish

Granted, but you've just wasted your wish by making sure it'd come true without actually wishing for anything.

I wish I hadn't double-ordered Sonic Gems!

Granted, but it turrns out you need 2 versions of the game to actually play through the whole thing.

I wish Orange Soda actually tasted like Oranges.

granted, but now oranges taste like grape

i wish i did not drink a dr. pepper too much