I Wish... You Were A Frog

granted, but you get edited out.

i wish i did not encounter so many obstacles with my plans.

Granted, but your plans are all really lame.

I wish I didn't have this f**king headache.

Granted, but now you've got the stomach flu.
I wish I could be more focused on my projects.

Granted, but all your projects are belong to us.

I'm so sorry, people.

I wish I had more days off.

Now you have to work more later. A LOT MORE LATER!

I wish for a wish without a consequence.

Granted, but you foolishly waste your wish on some candy floss.

I wish more people would Beta Test my game!

Granted, but they say it sucks.

I wish there was no such thing as daylight savings time. I't messing with my head right now, especially since only half of the clocks in my house have been changed.

Granted. You're driving at 6:00 in the morning and you suddenly realise it's too dark to see that tree properly...

I wish my hair would stop messing around and grow already.

granted, it grows at the rate of two miles a second now, and there's no way to stop it.

I wish I wasn't making this wish...

Granted, but you have to explain what just happened.

I wish I could play the guitar really, REALLY well.

Granted, but you don't have a guitar. (Take that!)

I wish I wasn't so paranoid

Granted, but when they're really out to get you you can't tell anybody.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

Granted, but everyone else in the world is.

I wish I had more money...

Granted but you can't spend it ( 😃 )

I wish I was still at home, working on my quest

Granted, but then your computer crashes and you lose everything... ( 😃 to you too)

I wish people would make sure their posts were spelt correctly (This isn't directed at anyone in particular, FYI).

Granted, now their posts are in Japanese, and you can't read them.

I wish I had a sandwich. one with good ingredients, and stuff like that. no bad stuff.
(braces for impact, knowing someone's gonna come up with something to slam me with)

Granted, but it's so small you need a microscope to see it. (Well braced.)

I wish there were more public holidays.

Granted, but they are all "eat an onion sandwich days"

Yay! a microcopic sandwich! (wolfs it down)

I wish you were a toad (makes a change from being a frog, no?)

Granted, but you have to kiss him.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy in class.

Granted, you get severe, slobbering siezures instead of falling asleep.

I wish it would snow this Christmas here.

Granted, but you have to go to school, even on X-mas day.

I wish it doesn't snow or rain for the whole winter.

granted, but there are dust storms all year

i wish i had more energy

Granted, but you turn hyperactive and can't focus on anything properly.

I wish I had a nice cheese sandwich.

granted, but the bread is stale

i wish i could sleep more

Granted, but you have nightmares of frogs doing Dance dance revolutions on your stomach (and did I mention they are BIG frogs?)

I wish I hadn't forgotten about the intro to photography assignment I have to hand in 15 minutes :scared: .

Granted. You remembered about it five minutes ago.

I wish I had a more powerful PC.

Granted, but it explodes in your face!

(The project didn't matter, it wasn't due today anyway 😃 )

I wish I was safe from DM wrath

Granted, but you now have to suffer the wrath of everyone else in the Universe.

😛

I wish for three wishes without any negative consequences what-so-ever.

Granted, but Guru just died.

(sorry) :evil:

I wish my bedroom windows would seal.

Granted. It's now far too hot in your room.

*I don't know, nor care, who Guru is. Anyway - I gots ma wishes! 😎

I wish for more people to Beta Test my game!