Granted, however a blackbird comes out of nowhere and lands directly in youre mouth, bitting off youre tounge and giving you small pox which if you dont know is just like pox but smaller, and then flys away carrying youre tounge off into the distance where it will grow into a beautiful apple tree and feed all the poor mice of Nihm. (like that?)
I wish I could be king of a army of squirles
Granted, but your army consists of three. And that includes you.
I wish SierraMist would learn the rules of this game.
granted, but he doesn't follow them anyway
I wish life was more like LoZ. (fighting octorocks on the way to school or work, learning to solve puzzles in class. dungeon raiding on wekends, if you die, you can be revived by a fairy. that kind of thing)
granted, but you have no weapons, and will be 1 cm tall.
I wish that I could stay focused on making on ZC game and not lose my interset
granted. You now have no space, so they can be only one screen big, and you can't submit them.
I wish I had a post count of 999,999,999,999
Granted, but your acount crashes and you restart at 1 post.
ARRRRGH! I wish technology would stop messing up at critical moments!
granted. now there's no technology at all
i wish i could play this one allregion song on my basson!!!! argh!
Granted, but it just changed.
(#13 & #15 are HARD!)
I wish that we got better parts.
(I play French Horn in band)
^Granted but now you play the mouse piano (see Monty Python)
I wish I could get some free music with no problems
Granted, but it all sucks.
I wish I had a teleporter
Granted, but the first place you go to is Mercury.
I wish I had more web-comics to read
Granted, but now you are banned from going on them because of parental controls.
I wish I could eat lots of food without getting chubby
Granted, you have a heart attack instead!
I wish I had a pet Lynel (you know, those tiger like monsters from Zelda)
Granted, but it eats you.
I wish I had more skill at Half-Life mapping.
Granted but now you are a gold fish
I wish Bacon was a sport
Granted, but you can't play due to sudden health problems that can't be fixed for some reason and you then get sick with something so contageous that it spreads within the day to the rest of the city and everyone else is gravely ill and can't play either and there just so happens to be a pretzel worker visiting and gets it and takes it back to the plant so it carries into a bag so now I'm going to get sick too 'cause I'm eating some right now and we're all going to die in 1 week. Thanks alot for spreading it. :tongue:
I wish for people not to criticize that run-on sentence.
Granted, but that's because no one read it
I Wish for more wishes!
Granted, but they all have a wish warranty, and you happen to waste them just as the warranty runs out so you can't re-wish.
I wish to know how many episodes of Mythbusters there are.
Granted, but the mythbusters transform into 2 un-cool, un-fun scientists who think that everything is about work and that explosions arent cool.
I wish everyone could remeber to use the bold thing
Granted, but they still don't use it.
I wish I could sing atleast to the point to where I don't sound really annoying. *sigh*
Granted, But a squirle comes out of now where and eats youre vocal chords.
I wish I wasent so sick today...
granted. but you didn't get any sleep last night, so you're hallucinating that you're sick anyways. then you spontaneously combust. woo hoo!!!
i wish that i hadn't blistered my finger on a paperclip attatched to a batterie. owowoowowowow. it hurts to type.
Granted, but you blistered your thumb instead.
I wish there weren't so many n00bs here at the moment!
Granted, now they're all at your front door.
I wish This world was less screwed up.
Granted, but it still doesn't know any better.
I wish I was more focussed at times.
Granted, but those times only occur when you are alone and have nothing to do.
I wish people would stop listening to radicals like Pat Roberts
Granted, they all listen to me instead and I tell them to kill anyone with less then 100 posts. Heh.
I wish my mail-order stuff would get here already!
Grantd, but it's all broken!
I wish I would be able to open my mind to new ideas more.
Granted, but there's no new ideas out there. Everyone's already had them all.
I wish I didn't have such a sweet tooth
(pulls out a pair of pliers) Wish granted! (rips DM's "sweet tooth" out without novocaine) But now you owe me 50$ for removing it, and now you are in extreme pain.
(BTW, I know that the "sweet tooth" isn't an actual tooth, it's just funnier this way)
I wish that I was working on my quest right now.