I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted, but you're never excited either.

I wish I had a vacation.

Granted, but your vacation spot's in the middle of Siberia...

I wish I had a caterpillar.

Granted, but the one I found for you is already dead. 😞

I wish new kids at school weren't lying bastards and didn't suck so much.

Granted, the old ones lie and suck.

I wish someone would finish my report on desertification in Mauritania for me.

Yeah, whatever, granted, but you'll fail it.

I wish I had $1,000,000.

Granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish I had a real life.

Granted, but you're an investment banker.

I wish I could find a copy of Robosaurs Vs. The Space Bastards

Granted, but it's in black and white

I wish I was aceing all my classes

Granted, but you flunk the exams BIG time.

*Robosaurs Vs. The Space Bastards is a PC game from 1999-ish that's really hard to track down. And you realise nobody really means what they say in threads like this, right? I'm not really in love with Machiavelli, though it may break her heart to find out😛

I wish the episodes of Doctor Who that were junked could all be found in pristine collection and are subsequently released on DVD.

Granted, but they come at $300 a copy

Darth Marsden, you are sharp! that's twice you nail me

I wish I knew Kung-foo

Granted, but you still can't spell it correctly.

I wish my television wasn't so gay.

Granted, it's lesbian now

I wish that this wish had no consequense

Wish denied! There are always consequences.

I wish the skin condition 'Acne!' was removed from existance.

Granted, now everyone has eczema.

DM! How could you! My heart is in pieces 😞 !. Bah, it's ok I guess. I'm jailbait anyway :tongue: . 😃 .

I wish that it doesn't rain here tomorrow.

Granted. You get a tornado instead. Happy trails!

I wish I had a better computer.

Granted, but it's got Windows 2000 on it. Have fun!

*Ah, you know I loves you really, Mach.:heart: Have a huggle!:hug:

I wish this bloody headache would go away!

Granted, but now you have kidney stones

I wish this game would never end

Branted, but all other forum games end.

I loves ya too DM :hug:

I wish people weren't always so negative.

Granted, but they aren't positive either. They just are.

I wish I knew how to create really cool acronyms.

Granted, but then everybody else starts using them in real life. WTF? STFU! ETC!

* Yay! :love:

I wish Colour Printer Cartridges weren't so expensive.

Granted, but then paper costs as much as gas.

*:heart:

I wish I could set things on fire with my mind.

Granted, but you're constantly setting fire to your hair by accident.

*:kiss: (That should chase everyone else away : )

I wish I could grow my hair into a really bitching ponytail

Granted, but I set it on fire by accident

:love:

I wish I didn't forget my chocolate in the freezer last night. It's like a brick now.

Granted, but you left it on the window-ledge and it's all melted now.

:googly:

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but now you can't wish for it.

I wish I had off of work tomorrow.

You wish WHAT? I'm going to assume you meant 'I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow', in which case...

Granted, but it's because you have food poisoning.

I wish people would remember to type their wishes in bold!

Granted, but the font color makes it unreadable 😉

I wish could do a Limit Break right now to relieve my stress :angry: . Hmmm...Omnislash would be good... :sly:

Granted, but if you hit something that can counterattack, in any way, it will.

I wish that my company would become bigger.

Granted, but it becomes too big, plunges into huge debts and collapses.

I wish more people would Beta Test my game.

Granted, but everyone says your game sucks. (sorry! Had to get back at you!)

BTW, Cjc7988, when you denied my wish, you could have said something much better.

You could have said "Granted, but you lose the game" 😉

I wish I could transform into Shadow the Hedgehog (complete with weapons) at will.