I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted, but then he kills you.

I wish I could have a custom avatar already!

granted, but you can only have pictures of frogs.

i wish i could go snowboarding now.

Granted, but you break both your legs.

I wish Carrot Red would stop trying to turn me into a frog.

granted, but you become a grasshopper.

i wish i could go back to sleep.

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish for a nice cheese sandwich.

Great Warrior wrote:granted, but they never play against the Spurs.

Granted, but your soda is actually rat poison.

I wish I could create anything I thought up.

Granted. Too bad the first thing that crosses your mind is the end of the world.

I wish that I my hair grew back to the length it was before I cut it.

Darth Marsden wrote:I wish Carrot Red would stop trying to turn me into a frog.

Granted, but then you'll have it cut even shorter.

I wish I got BH4's game.

Carrot Red wrote:Granted, but then you'll have it cut even shorter. <--Lost

I wish that BH4's game goes on for weeks with out anybody else getting it.

Granted, but you'll get bored and stop playing.

I wish some people would think before talking.

Granted , but then there won't be any more "here's you sign"moments.

I wish I had a blue pen (running out of ideas).

Granted, but it'll be the same blue shade DM uses.

I wish someone didn't have an upset stomach.

Granted. They have a headache.

I wish I never got sick.

Granted, but you get immune to all feelings too.

I wish it was Christmas everyday.

Granted, but people get cheap after a while and stop giving gifts. The eventually settel on givin gifts one day a year...december 25th.

I wish that my birthday would hurry up and get here already.

Granted, but everybody forgets to buy you presents.

I wish everyone would stop bitching about my font colour.

Granted. They bitch about your sig instead.

I wish that I didnt fall asleep in class. Being woken up in the middle of a good nap sucks.

Granted. You sleep right through the lesson, don't learn anything and fail the year.

I wish Mafia wasn't so hard.

granted, but you grow soft

i wish i saw the fun in chat logs.

Granted, but you lose the ability to spell.

I wish Carrot Red were back.

Granted, but she turns you into a frog as soon as she comes back!

I wish I could figure out how to make a custom quest (sigh)

Granted, but it's totally sucks.

I wish more people posted in Forum Games.

Granted, but this new flood of people all post crap.

I wish people people would just say whats on their minds.

Granted but you have to hear what's on their minds

I wish for more wishes

Granted, but your wishes don't come true

[QUOTE=Darth Marsden]"Granted, but it's totally sucks."
(I take that as a personal insult! BTW, check your spelling)

I wish I had more time to do ZC.

Granted, but then the time you spend on ZC cuts into you social life and you become a loser.

I wish I peope would come up with a few more holidays so I can get more days off from school.

granted, but now you have too go to school in summer.

i wish me and godzilla were best pals

Granted, but he sits on you by mistake.

I wish I cold get back to my report and stop getting distracted by the internet.

Granted, but you'll be bored as hell.

I wish Futurama was still on the air.

Granted, but they take off Family Guy.

btw, Futurama is on the air. It's on cartoon network (here, anyway).

I wish I was never bored.