I Wish... You Were A Frog

granted, but you can NEVER stop dinking it, so you die of hyperactivity!

I wish I could get all 180 emblems in SA2B. with the difficulty I'm having, it'll take a LONG time.

Granted... it took you 50 years. And now your brother hates you for not lending him help when he needs it. So now he's trying to kill you, reguardless of the fact that you'd both be quite old.

I wish Windstrike would wish for something at the end of his post, like he's supposed to.

Granted. He now posts correctly, but in doing so robs you of the need to post about it. The amount of time slowly adds up, and eventually you notice how empty your life is.

I wish I didn't just have to do that. :P

Granted, now that you don't carry the weight of others, this thread dies.

I wish I had my own house to live in.

Granted, but it's made out of cardboard.

I wish we'd stop eating fast food already!

Granted, now because of depriving yourself of such great food, you have become anarexic and ANY food you eat makes you sick to your stomache.

I wish it would stop raining long enough for me to go outside.

Granted. The rain stops, the sun begins to shine, and you decide to go for a stroll. However, before too long, you realize that you've stepped outside and gone for a hike in the eye of a category five hurricane. Bummer.

I wish I had a job.....

Granted, but it's unclogging toilets. For 50 cents a day.

I wish my parents didn't treat me like tech support regarding ANYTHING related to do with our PC.

Granted, you now have to live with ME for rest of your life!

I wish I could fly.

granted, but you end up flying in your sleep, during a thunderstorm. BZzzT!

I wish I didn't have this darkness deep in my heart...it drives me nuts sometimes.

Granted, now you go nuts because of the light that has filled your heart instead.

I wish my nails would stop breaking. (But I'm not a girly girl, I just CAN'T STAND short nails, they drive me crazy! Grrr!)

Granted. Your nails are indestructible. Upon realizing this, you spend hours upon hours contemplating how you can use your newfound super power for good. After wasting away the day, you realize that all you can really do is open soda cans and scratch people. But hey, at least you look kinda hot, right?

I wish I could just find the right person and spend the rest of my life with them, instead of being completely confused about women. Ugh.

Granted, and he's a real cutie, too.

I wish I could buy Root Beer over here.

Greanted there is a truck comming your way.

I wish I was living by the sea.

Granted, but you move in during hurricane season and get washed out.

I wish I could get my 135K loan.

Granted, but as soon as they hand you the money Iraqis crash a plane in the building you're in and you all die!

I wish my mom could make enough money so we could have food in the fridge.

Granted. Your mother gets a job managing a food packing plant in Australia. You now have all the free vegemite that you can eat.

I wish that importing music from Japan wasn't so expensive.

granted, but you get it from a loan shark. then you're screwed.

I wish I wasn't allergic to grass pollen. my eyes are killing me.

Japanese import music from a loan shark? Whatever you say, Drakan. Oh, and by the way, your wish is granted. You're now allergic to water. Take that.

I wish all the good programs weren't so expensive. Can you tell that I'm unemployed?

Granted, but they're so cheap, everyone else buys them and they're out of stock everytime you try to get a copy.

I wish I weren't so easily distracted by... ohh, shiny!

Granted. You are now distracted by a rather large and exceptionally pink elephant, which only you can see. He's very friendly, and enjoys puzzles.

I wish that I could figure out what's wrong with my friend's video card. Laptops are a pain to diagnose.

Granted, but it's borked beyond all all repair, and it's taken the whole machine with it!

I wish my life were more interesting.

Granted. You are now a quadruple amputee. Expect a call from Maury in the morning.

I wish downloading Musicmatch Jukebox (for ripping mp3s) wasn't such a pain.

Granted, now operating it is a pain.

I wish an idea would hit me, or some inspiration would hit me so I could get to work on something.

Granted, but it really, REALLY hurts.

I wish I had more control over my money. I just keep spending and spending...

Granted. You can now control money like Magneto controls metal. The only downside is, normal people now shun you, and the feds want to cut you open and study you.

I wish there were more good paying places to work around here.

Granted, but it's all Sewage Maintance jobs.

I wish I could wake up at a decent time in the morning.

I wouldn't mind working sewage maintenance. Pays good money, and work is work to me.

Granted. You now wake up at six on the dot, every morning. Problem is, you wake up at 6:00 AM GMT +2, which is plenty of time to get to work, if you happen to live in Egypt.

I wish my car's front left tire didn't have a leak in the air valve.

Granted, but now your front right tire has a leak, and it costs a fortune to repair.

I wish I had some munchies right about now.I'm peckish...

Granted. You are now surrounded by munchies. Unfortunately, you are also now surrounded by a bamboo cage, and a bunch of dancing bush folk who are eager to fatten you up and make soup from your manbits. Ouch.

I wish the Netzero company would go out of business. Forever.