I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted, but the pay sucks ASS.

I wish Nintendo every success with their new console.

granted, but sony copies everything they do, so they succeed too!
until some crazy nintendo fan blows up their HQ.

Dammit! i wish I didn't have som much work to do! I've got to design a ceral box, and write a sysnthesis essay for friday, study for a french exam and a humanities exam for thursday. and now my advertising team members want me to design a Dairy queen ad for friday! TOO MUCH WORK! (drowns in a sea of work!)

Granted. You're now unemployed. Sucka!

I wish this bird outside my window would go away. Seriously. I live in the basement.

Granted, but it craps all over your/your parents/your girlfriends/your best mates* car. And I mean ALL over.

I wish I could get a job at a video games store.
*Delete as applicable.

Granted. You now run this this store.

I wish I would think about anything but the Wii right now. Or the DS. Or Nintendo in general. I'm such a nerd.

Granted, now you can only think about math. and don't worry, there are a lot of other nerds out there. Heck, I play Dungeons and Dragons, AND I spend most of my day saoking up light from a computer screen. 😉 you aren't alone.

{DSG}DarkRaven wrote:Granted. You now run this this store.

:rofl: (cracks up!) so damn funny!

I wish I had a DS!

Granted, but both screens are broken.

I wish my back wasn't killing me right now.

Granted, now I am. (kills DM with a ball of light)

I wish I don't fail any of my classes...

Granted, but your classes are all irrelevant.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
I'm surprised I'm even walking at all today...

Granted, but it comes back in five minutes.

I wish my hard drive wasn't full right now.

Granted, but it breaks and you lose everything.

I wish I could remember where I left my keys.

Granted. You left them at the Neverland Ranch.

I wish my laptop's power supply hadn't died... again.

Granted, but the hard drive broke and...

I wish I had more real life friends.

Granted. They mock you for spending so much time on the internet, pining for real friends.

I wish I knew what model the sound card my brother gave me was, so I could download the proper drivers. Downloading one 33 mb package is bad enough, but downloading two because the first one was the wrong one? Excruciating.

Granted, but they make the sound even worse and you can't downgrade again.

I wish people would realise my Avatar is a f**king Cyberman already!

Granted, but they completely ignore it and call it the Monochrome TRON-bot.

I wish they'd kick George Bush out of office.

Granted, but the next guy who comes in is even worse! (if that's possible)

I wish I could control the elements.

Granted, but this would throw the whole universe out of whack, ultimately causing Pluto to crash into Uranus. (ouch)

I wish I could go back in time.

Granted. You go back to the time of the dinosaurs and get stomped on by a Brachiosaurus.

(if you believe in evolution, of course)

I wish I could get out of this drawing slump.

Granted, but you can't find a single pencil anywhere on the planet.

I wish I knew what I wanted to eat.

Granted, But you figured out that you are hungry for pickled pigs intestines.

I wish my body wasn't so screwed up from doing masonry.

Granted. Some masonry falls on you instead.

I wish I hadn't put my hubcap on wrong, so I could inflate my tire. I don't want to go out and fix it in the rain.

Granted, but you get a puncture while driving. You can go out and put the spare on - in the rain.

I wish they'd rename the Wii again.

Granted, but the rest of the world has grown to like Wii and demands they change it back again!

I wish I weren't so f**king tired all the time.

Granted, but now you can't sleep anymore.

I wish I'd do well on these finals this week.

granted, but you do so well that your teachers expel you because they think you are cheating.

I wish upon a star.

Granted, the star you saw was an alien ship. They kill you with a beam that catches your house on fire and everyone in your family dies also. 😊

I wish that there was a number 10 key.

granted, but when you press it, aliens abduct you, and you die a horrible painful death as they mutate you into all sorts of stuff in their experiments. (take THAT!)

I wish I had a star rod, so I could make unlimited wishes!

Granted, however it gets stolen and you have to go on a quest to save it.

I wish I had a pet.

Granted, you got a Pit-Bull, and it chews your nads off. Lol.

I wish that I knew nothing, and had no feelings at all, even pain.