I Wish... You Were A Frog

Uhh... Granted, but you get everything. I guess.

I wish something.

granted, but you get nothing.

I wish I could use Chaos Control and slow down time.

Granted, but you get slowed down, too, due to a defect in the Chaos Emerald...

I wish my Social Studies class wasn't so hard... I'm hoping I'm not failing...

Granted; It not as hard, but your still failing, AND YOU ALWAYS WILL!
MWHHAHAHAHA!

I wish I had a girlfriend

Granted, but she's a real bitch, spends all your money, hits you and, worst of all, never puts out. Welcome to AGN!

I wish I had more artistic talent.

Granted, you draw a nude of 50 Cent, and he hunt's your ass down and kills you.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but so is everyone else, and soon we'll have to deal with overpopulation, yadda yadda yadda.

I wish I could get to sleep! Damn me and my addiction to Diet Coke with Cherry...

Granted: But you sleep internally, and have lots of nightmares about things I'm not going to post.

I Wish I wasn't drunk typing this.

Granted, but you're high instead.

I wish I didn't live in a town full of old people.

granted, you live in a town of undead people.

I wish I could turn into a dragon anytime I wanted to. It's fun to do in PureZC chat, but it'd be cooler in real life!

Granted, but you live in a down full of expert dragon slayers.

I wish I weren't feeling so run-down today.

Granted, you just got ran over by yours truely.
I wish I was never born.

granted, but you find out that if you would have waited a few more days, you would've won 200 million dollars in the local lottery.

I wish I had 20 mllion dollars...heck, I'd be happy with one million!

😕 I'm getting served here...

Granted, you rob michael jackson, and now he's hunting your ass down...
AND I DO YOU MEAN YOUR ASS!!!

I wish I was king of the world.

Granted, but everyone hates you and you get deposed(sp?) within the hour.

I wish I had more energy today.

Granted, your energy levelsw sky rocket and your brain overheats.

I wish I didnt have to go to work today.

granted, but that's because you got fired.

I wish I didn't have all of these assignments to do last minute. 😞

Granted, you now have one minute to get out of the city before a nuke hits.

I wish I was in heaven.

Granted, but you then find out that heaven is horribly boring, and that all your friends are down in Hell partying like it 199.

I wish I had the power to cause people to be slimed by Nickelodeon-style slime at will.

Granted, but all the slimed victims track you down with sharp, metal objects.

I wish I had a decent microphone.

Granted, but it's a surgically implanted nano-machine, similar to Solid Snake's Codec, and it's always broadcasting live over the internet. People can hear everything you say and do with crystal clarity.

I wish Nintendo would have just left well enough alone and kept calling the Revolution the Revolution.

Granted.

...what? Wii is a stupid name.

I wish I had an ice cream right about now.

Granted. A passing fire fighting helicopter just happens to be filled with "Death by Chocolate", and it just happens to drop it's load on your house. You die. By chocolate. It tastes pretty good, right up until it fills your lungs.

I wish my lips weren't chapped right now.

granted! (cuts off your lips)

I wish I could turn into a furry at will...that would pwn...

Granted. You unfortunately get laughed at for being a furry. Human society's like that.

I wish there were more furries here.

Granted, but then they kill everyone on Earth, except you and Micheal Jackson....You know the rest.

I Wish that I can wish for something with out a bad problem. Or horrible, or words that describe bad things.

Granted, but that doesn't mean it comes true.

I wish I had more money, yadda yadda yadda.

Granted. You enter your garage to find a massive counterfeiting operation. After you roll around in money for a while, the SWAT team busts in and... yeah.

I wish people would be more creative with what happens when these wishes are granted.

Granted, but then nobody makes any wishes!

I wish more people would play in this section. Forum Games is nowhere near as active as it was a couple of weeks ago.

granted but all the activity is like this:

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you get the idea.

I wish I could get a nice, easy summer job.