I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted, but you realize all too late that you're trying to connect your computer to a bee hive.

I wish I had an extra light bulb for my lamp.

Granted, but after you use that one you can't get anymore because for some reason all the local stores don't carry them anymore. Plus that spare broke when you dropped it putting it in.

I wish I'd stop worrying about my drafting project that's due Monday (as far as I know.)

Granted. you forget all about it, and lose major marks for it.

I wish people would say something other than "I don't have RPGmaker" in the Signature above you thread...it's getting overused...

Granted, but after everyone gets it, your quest bugs up and it's unplayable...again.

I wish I'd finish digitally coloring a drawing of mine...

Granted, but once you finish, you realize that it actually looks pretty gay.

I wish the weather would warm up a little bit more and stay that way.

Granted. It's now a constant 156 degrees outside.

*ahem!*

I wish something good was on TV at the moment.

Granted, but the preceeding commercial causes you to have a seizure, and you're incapacitated on the floor in a puddle of urine and vomit until the program is over.

I wish I had a talking lobster.

Granted, but it chops your...uhh....you know...off with it's claws.

I wish I didn't have any schoolwork

Granted, but you get bored of school, drop out, start taking drugs and end up giving blowjobs for crack in a back alley somewhere.

I wish I had a decent pen right now!

Granted, but somebody steals it.

I wish I had a dance pad for DDR.

Granted, but all the ridiculous dancing causes your knees to shatter.

I wish the internet wasn't so full of idiots.

Granted. You're banned from the internets FOREVER.

I wish I hadn't shaved my beard off.

Granted. You're mistaken for a terrorist and arrested.

I wish I wasn't so tired .... *falls asleep*

Granted, you can never sleep now. EVER.

I wish I had more turn-based RPGs like Final Fantasy.

granted, but you don't have the required system to play them on.

I wish I didn't feel so depressed...too much work...And I can' t get off my ass and do it...

Granted, now you just feel stupid.

I wish I were a better C++ programmer. I'm so not gonna pass my final exam at this rate.

granted, but you sleep in on your exam day, you fail, and feel stupid.

I wish I could duplicate myself and thus halve my workload. Anmd I want my duplicat to be a nice guy like me, and not try to kill me to become the real me!

Granted, but you have to spend twice as much on food, go bankrupt and end up giving blowjobs for cash in some alley.

*I'm mean...

I wish I could whistle properly.

Granted, but in doing so, you accidentally whistle in a pitch high enough to shatter your monitor, impaling your face with the resulting shards.

I wish I had a sword that could be used reliably in combat. Not a cheap display crapper that breaks if you look at it the wrong way.

Granted, but there's no reason to use it, so it just sits there on your shelf...forever...

I wish Volvagia would eat Darth Marsden.

Granted, but upon consumption, the two become a single powerful entity and go on a soul-consuming rampage.

I wish I had a walrus and a cannon, to be used for the obvious purpose.

Granted, but before you can use it I come along and devour your soul.

I wish I could set up my bloody network connection!

Granted, but as previously mentioned at the top of this page, you're still trying to connect to a bee hive.

I wish Darth Marsden would stop harassing innocent honeybee colonies.

Granted, I start harrasing you.

I wish I didn't have to go shopping with my mother today

Granted. You're too busy harassing me.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy right now.

Granted, but now you become an insommniac (sp?)

I wish carrot red was back...

So do I.

I wish it weren't raining... I'm supposed to be doing some jobs in town, but I'm not going if it's pouring it down.
EDIT: Didn't stop, so I went anyway. I'm now cold, wet and miserable. So how was your day?

Granted. It's now snowing. (Might just be true for you too. It is here)

I wish I didn't have work to do over Easter ... talk about holidays ...

granted, but you get caught in a time warp, and yo teleport to the day after the easter holidays, so you miss everything.

I wish I could make a really good ZC quest.

Granted, but no-one plays it.

*I love snow! Yay snow!

I wish I weren't so hungry.