Granted, but it sucks and doesn't pay well.
* :evil: Skunk am I? (sprays DM in the face)
I wish things were more active here.
I Wish... You Were A Frog
Granted, but everything else dies.
I wish we didn't have so many cats around my house. I don't mind cats, but there's, like, six of 'em...
Granted, now you've got a bunch of dogs.
I wish I could afford to get some fish and chips, 'cause I'm really in the mood for some.
Granted, but they are rotten.
I wish, I didn't had this stupid toothache.
Granted, but now your stomach hurts...
*Yeah, dogs! I like dogs.
On a related note, I wish my stomach wasn't hurting...
Granted, you now have toothache (Duh!).
I wish there was something worth watching on TV now.
Granted, but aliens invade, and destroy all TV sets!
I wish I was a hero...
Granted, but now the world is nothing but villains and we all gang up on you. MWA-HA-HA!
I wish I knew how to continue my forum quest!
Granted, but no-one posts in it.
(I will, seriously. I'm just looking for a good storyline)
I wish there were more good members active in forum games.
Granted, but the number of bad members posting increases tenfold.
I wish my section wouldn't get harassed so much in band class. (always picking on the tubas...)
Granted, but now you never get to do anything.
I wish I had a motorbike.
Granted, but it's defective. Either that or someone steals it.
I wish I wasn't so slow at everything I do. (have I wished this before?)
Granted, but now you're so hyper you have a fatal stroke.
* When something's been going this long, repetition becomes inevitable. Don't worry about it.
I wish I had a decent printer.
Granted, but your computer is a piece of junk...And I steal the printer.
I wish I had an airboard. it would make traveling SO much easier! (and more fun)
Granted, but you need a license so you can't fly it yet.
I wish I could put my own pics on my sig so anyone interested could see them.
Granted, but they suck and you get loads of neg rep.
I wish I could sleep properly. I keep waking up every three hours or so, and it's really irritating.
Granted, but now you can't wake up.
I wish I could live in a good RPG...
Granted. However, it features the evil witch that comes to haunt you. Your dream rapidly becomes a nightmare.
I wish I had the full version of RPGmaker, for free.
😉 Granted, but it's gonna have a few MINOR bugs.
koopa wrote:Granted. However, it features the evil witch that comes to haunt you. Your dream rapidly becomes a nightmare.
:glare: that's just evil. (explodes a Bob-omb onside Koopa's shell)
(I said a good RPG koopa! One where death is not rampant! Next time I see you in PureZC chat...:evil😊
I wish I didn't have to do all of these stupid school projects!
Granted, they're now optional, but they count as 99% of your final grade.
I wish I had a kick-ass plasma screen TV... that ISN'T broken.
Granted - and you have a years' pay of debts to pay it off.
I wish I was in England.
Granted, but you have to work for DM
I wish that my RPG hadn't bugged up! I'm sorry koopa, it never bugged up on me before! I'll try to fix the problem and send you an update tomorrow! :cry:
Granted, but your RPG is really, really shit.
I wish my house weren't so cold.
😡 OK, Granted. (erupts a volcano right benath your house)
:glare: what is it with you and saying all of my games suck? For your information, everyone who's tried my game thinks it is great.
I wish I didn't have to wait untill summer to get the new Harvest moon game...IT looks so damn good!
Granted, it gets completely cancelled. No more waiting!
*I haven't tried it, so I'm not saying anything.
I wish someone would get me a GOOD hard drive for my birthday...
Granted. It's very fast, 500GB, but only works on 64-bit computers. So you have to buy a new one.
I wish for a revolution. A Nintendo Revolution, to be precise.
Granted, but it's a prototype, doesn't include a disc spinning assembly, and thus will not have replacement parts made, ever. Plus, it's really sticky.
I want a version of NetZero that doesn't suck. Screw that one up, chumps.
A challenge? Heh. Okay, granted, but the system requirements are so absurd you can't afford a system to use it until you're 64 and have completely lost any interest you may have had in using it.
Aegix: it's nothing personal. I've never played your games either. I'm just teasing - I'm sure they're pretty good.
I wish I had an ice cream, for some strange reason.
Granted, but Machiavelli asks for a bite...then another...then another...soon, there's nothing left for you to eat!
*point taken. sorry I exploded like that...I just take it personally because I spend SOOOOO much time working on it...
I wish My graphic design project hadn't gotten messed up...It's a day late, and has a few issues...:cry: It was so damn frusttrating that just this morning, I said the most offensive work in the english language about 3 times! And I've only said that word twice in my life...both when I was REALLY pissed...
Granted, but when you finally hand it in, you get told that you didn't actually have to do it at all!
*Hell, Machiavelli can have all the cream she wants, iced or not... :naughty:
I wish I'd bought the right network cable!