I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted, but we get extremely nasty with you.

I wish Forum games was more active. Lately, no-one has been posting!

Granted, but everyone who posts in Forum Games will think it's General Bitching, and 12 people will call me and you assholes. 😉

I wish I had 9 lives.

Granted. but you waste all of them.

I wish this world wasn't so screwed up.

Granted. You die somehow.

I wish I had thought of a better consequence to Aegix's wish

Granted. However you forget it again before you can post it.

I wish I didn't have this stupid cough.

Granted, you have AIDS instead.

I wish I had some cheese.

Granted, but it's all mouldy and stuff.

I wish I get that job at the local arcade. It would rock so much.

granted, Your job is to clean the toilets, and you are not allowed to play any of the games there.

I wish I wasn't so lazy at times.

Granted, now you're lazy all the time.

I wish people adressed me as, "My Liege".

Granted, but they rebel, and you find youself on a guillotine!

I wish I had Twilight Princess...

Granted, but you dropped it in a vat of liquid nitrogen, reached out to try and catch it, and fell into the liquid nitrogen. Brrr.

I wish life didn't have so many nasty surprises.

Granted. Now there's one GIANT surprise which ends up destroying all life on earth.

I wish there was something good showing at the movies.

Granted, but it's for over-18s only.

I wish this PC was faster.

Granted, but it's so fast it blows up and shards tear into your eyes, blinding you. (Man I'm nasty this morning.)

I wish there were fewer Star Wars films and more Firefly ones.

Granted, but M. Night Shaymalan directs them, so they suck ass.

I wish I had a nice juicy steak.

Granted, but before you can object, the waiter puts a buch of icky tasting sause all over it.

I wish I had a bigger monitor.

Granted. It weighs 937 tons.

I wish I knew where my watch was!

Granted, but it's broken beyond repair.

I wish I had another game like Prince of Persia to play - everything else just seems... boring now.

Granted, but you are in an accident and your hands get chopped off.

I wish my name was God of Everything.

Granted, but someone permanently tacks a 'Not!' in front.

I wish I had more endurance.

Granted, but you can't do anything with it now.

I wish I wasn't so slow in everythin'.

Granted, but you still suck at it all.

I wish I could do something decent with my hair.

Granted, you now have none.

I wish I didn't have projects or anything school related to do over spring break.

Granted, but you fall unconscious, and miss your whole spring break.

I wish the below poster was a frog

Ribbit.

Ribbit. (I wish I wasn't a frog anymore.)

Granted, but now you're a toad. :evil:

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist on Friday...

Granted. You can go today.

I wish my exams were over already.

granted, but you've failed them all.

I wish this world wasn't so sick and twisted.

Granted, but aliens invade and everyone's so much of a pussy that they enslave us all.

I wish I could afford to go out more often

Granted, but you've got no-one to go out with!😃

I wish I wasn't behind in my schoolwork. (darn Sonic Riders, it's way too fun)