I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted, but you get fired after 3 days.

I wish I could get another piercing in my ear.

Granted, but you can't take it out and it gets all icky.

* That job thing actually happened once. Well, it was two days rather then three, but it was just the most irritating thing...

I wish I could summon up the courage to have an earring.

Granted, but there's only one you can buy, and it looks like crap. Literally.

I wish I was better at digital coloring.

granted, but your computer dies.

I wish I was in an anime show.

Granted, but your still not cool.

I wish I had a gram of salt.

granted. it chokes you.

I wish more people would go to my message board.

Gr4n13d, 8u1 1h3y 411 141k 1ik3 1h15.
(Granted, but they all talk like this. I never was very good at 133t-sp34k)

I wish I had the most perfect job in the world, which I couldn't get fired from, earns me a fortune and is located just down the road from where I live.

Granted. As it turns out, there is a massive scandal happening behind the scenes of your company, and someone ties it all to you. I guess perfect isn't so perfect.

*I got my ears pierced taday(without permission, no less). That makes three in each ear. I think thats all for the ears...belly button next!

I wish people would at least make an attempt to capitalize their letters.

GRANTED BUT NOW EVERYONE POSTS LIKE THIS!

I wish I would get an inspiraation for dungeon 7 in my quest. I'VE GOT QUESTER'S BLOCK!

Granted, but it breaks the rest of the quest and you end up having to start from scratch.

I wish I could go into the future and pick up Half-Life 3 for next to nothing.

Granted, but the second you touch the case of it, you have a massive heart attack.

I wish we didnt have ice last night.

granted, you'll never "have ice" again, even if you want to.(whatever "have ice" means.)

I wish my radiata stories game would progress.

Granted, but it goes fast you miss a whole ton of plot and therefore get killed rather quickly.

I wish I could stop biting my nails.

granted. you bite your toenails.

I wish I could listen to dirty little secrets right now.

Granted, but they're all YOUR dirty little secrets yelled out with a megaphone in a giant crowd.

I wish I knew a computer programming language.

Granted, but you can never acess a computer, so your knowledge is USELESS!

I wish the weather outside wasn't crap. (january in canada, and we've got 3 centimeters of ice on the ground, covered by an inch of slush. oh, and it's RAINING!!!)

Granted, but it's now so nice EVERYBODY is out and it's impossible to move through the crowds.

I wish I had a working copy of Time Crisis

Granted you didnt have a working Light Gun

I wish I could sing well and not sound like a dying cat

Granted, but William Hung is still more popular than you.

I wish I wasn't going back to school tomorrow. I like College and all, but...I prefer being on vacation.

Granted, but you have no more vacation because you skipped school. Nice job.

I wish that I could sell my PSX for cash at GameStop.

Granted, but no one will buy it for some reason. Once someone does, you can't use the money for whatever reason.

I wish I could just get the game I'm working on's story worked out, be it via help or myself...:banghead:

eh...granted...but maybe if you had ASKED for help we would have helped you...I'll try to help! wht kind of game is it?

I wish my schedule wasn't crap. I start early every day, and finish late every night, with a lot of little 30 minute breaks scattered everywhere...

Granted ... you have no more breaks!

I wish it were the weekend already.

Granted, but it's 11:00 Pm on sunday. the weekend is almost over.

koopa wrote:Granted ... you have no more breaks!

I wish I had a pet octoroc.

Granted, but it hates you.

*I'm sorry, when I did try to on Quest Announcement, or somewhere, I got only a couple of posts. It was quite a while ago though. Really?! You might help me?! I've got another friend helping too! Yay!

Sorry...I wish I didn't have to do two research papers right now, and five is right out.

Granted, but now you have to do everybody else's with yours, and they can't be the same.

One word: Impossible!

I wish I had a good art tutor. I can do everything except fine detail.

Granted, but he only teaches you how to do stuff in charcol.

I wish my PC didn't keep stuttering when I played Prince of Persia : Warrior Within

Granted, it crashes completely.

*so speak up man! Send me a PM or something about your quest!

I wish my mom hadn't stayed home from work this morning. I lost a half hour of gaming. (I'm not suposed to play games on weekdays):shakeno:

Granted, she stayed at home all day!

I wish I knew what to wish for

granted. whatever it is, I'll make sure you regret it.

I wish I was a frog.