I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted, but you also get warped to France, which is NOT a good thing...

I wish I hadn't left my art folder at home today...(had my math homework in it...)

Granted, but you fail math anyway.

I wish my school wouldn't have us do midterms, finals AND regents.

Granted, but it makes you do 3 hour essays every single night instead.

I wish I didn't have such a sweet tooth

Granted, now you hate sweets, you can't stand them(kinda how I'm starting to get on this "diet"😞. I limited sweets drastically.)

I wish I'd get around to emailing the people I'm wanting to email.(I could be doing it now...)

Granted, but you accidentally send them all a virus and crash their computers.

I wish I didn't get so bored with video games as fast.

Granted, but you will waste ALL your money on games.

I wish I had my own computer.

Granted, but it's one of those giant supercomputers that are weaker than your average graphing calculator.

I wish my fingers were faster.

Granted, but you lose hand eye coordination.

I wish I didn't have the habit of getting things done last minute, and the consiquence didn't involve me never getting done.

Granted - now you get everything done three days ahead of schedule, but you constantly lose it!

I wish I'd gotten some sleep last night. Bloody cat wanting to go out, grumble grumble...

granted. now a stray dog howls all night, every night

l wish my room were clean MY SISTER KEEPS LEAVING A MESS IN IT!!!!

Granted, but then an airplane crashes and totally destroys your room. Hah!

I wish this PC had a bigger HD. I keep running out of downloading space.

...it's all legal, before you ask... 😉

granted, but you accidentally download a killer virus, and you hard drive goes kaput.

I wish I had High Speed Iternet at home. (I HATE my my dial up!)😡

Granted, but you accidentally download a killer virus, and you hard drive goes kaput.

(Payback's a bitch, ain't it? :sly: )

I wish I didn't have this irritating headache right now.

I can fix that! (chop) now you have no head, and thus, no headache

*yeah, payback is a bitch.

I wish The bookstore had the books I need for school. I might be kicked out of class for not having the book reqiured.😞

Granted, but they all have important pages missing.

I wish I hadn't accidentally missed my evening course tonight... Oops.

Granted, you miss it next time and the time after that.

I wish I hadn't missed Fullmetal Alchemist Saturday, and the consiquence didn't involve me missing it again.(Does this count as any double wishing, or something like that?)

Granted, the series got cancelled. So you got to see the last episode, and you won't miss any more.

I wish I had enough money for a new computer.

Granted, but it's a P1 and has a 500 Meg hard drive. Have fun now.

I wish I was more focused.

granted, but you can only focus on your big toe.

I wish people would stop complaining that Shadow uses a gun. GET OVER IT PEOPLE!

Granted, but now they complain about how he uses a motorcycle.

I wish I hadn't broken my PS2 controller. (R2 button snapped off. I lost the little magnetic black piece to it, so it doesn't work.)

granted, you broke your PS2 instead.

*the motorbike is cool, but kinda useless. It takes damage when you run over the weakest enemy in the game, is crap at doing jumps, and is only available on one level.

I wish I could get back into my ZC groove. I need to get my freaking quest done!

Granted, but the quest ends up totally sucking ass.

I wish I could get my KX groove back, I really need to do some more work on it.

Granted, but you end up doing it in prison.

I wish I could stop smoking(cigarettes).

Granted, but you start drinking.

I wish I would stop being lazy and upload more pictures to my photo albums...

Granted, you are now addicted to crystal meth and stay up for days at a time working on your photo album.

"Start" drinking??:lol:

I wish I had perfect teeth.

granted, but you can't eat anything except vegetables if you want to keep them that way.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

granted, but now you're a loudmouth and nobody likes you.

*You don't really come across as a shy person Koopa. Sort of like me. I'm not really shy, but I find it easier to express myself through posting.

I wish people posted in Forum games more often.

Granted, and they post like this:

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

I wish ... I had some original ideas for this thread.

Granted, but someone else has those same ideas, and beats you to it.

(I love veggies!)

I wish I had some delicious and not rotten sushi right now that I could eat and enjoy, and remain alive.

Granted, but they are poisoned and you'll be sent to hospital, where you must eat 23 pills per day to stay alive.

I wish I had the best Zelda Classic tileset in the world.