I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted, but every computer in the entire world explodes due to an extremely powerful electromagnetic pulse.

I wish my family could win the Powerball.

Granted, but the jackpot abruptly goes down to fifty cents.

I wish I had a hundred dollars.

Granted, but they are stolen, and you're sent to jail.

I wish, I could use my other computer.

Granted, but your arms are broken.

I wish I was invulnerable.

Granted, but you will give an electric shock to anyone or anything you touch, and you can't use electric devices again.

I wish I never get sleepy.

Granted, but your body needs rest so badly that it shuts itself down and you go into a coma for 11 years.

(Dammit! My girlfriend's gonna HATE that consequence:sweat: )

I wish I had the Force.

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Granted, but you will be sent into the world of Star Wars, you must go to a war and you get killed...

I wish I could fix my old computer.

Granted, but then humanity decides computers are the sign of the Anti-Christ and they burn anyone who still owns one at the stake.

I wish I had 1000 posts so I could have a Bender avy.

Granted, but all your posts will be spam and you will get perma-banned.

I wish I had the Ocarina of Time to control time and weather.

Granted, but it's the Evil Ocarina of time that controls making you old really quick and various types of crappy weather.

I wish I could have my kitties back *sniff*

Granted, but they will hate you, and you'll be begging god to take them.

I wish, I had my poor fish back.

Granted, but he's the only thing you own.

I wish I was more muscular.

Granted, but you will not even fit in your room and you'll have to destroy your house.

I wish I had a better TV.

Granted, but I stole it.

I wish we had a sane man for president.

Granted. He's also a wuss who's too afraid to go to war.

I wish my parents didn't suck so bad.

Granted, but they think they're too hip to spend time w/you.

(Thanks for the rep VT!)

I wish more people were on this thread.

wish granted, but they don't suck so bad that they are over protective

Ya gotta make a wish of your own!

oh yeah!!! sorry i just randomly started reading the other wishes,

i wish that i had an endless supply of water and it never went bad:tongue:

granted. it comes from the toilette.

I wish mom were'nt cleaning out the vaccume cleaner, 'cause it's driving my allergies and asthma nuts.

granted, but you still have thee all raging asthma
i wish that i was a wierdo

Granted, everyone now hates you.

I wish I had my own motorcycle.

Granted. You wreck and die.

I wish everything I touched became gold

Granted, The Value of gold would go down to practically worthless becuase there would be an excess of it

I wish the sky was green

Granted, it will be polluted and you'll die.

I wish I had a faster internet conection.

Granted, but you now have a much slower mind.

I wish I owned a munitions factory, but lived far away in a mansion.

granted, but the factory spontaniously combusts and all of the remains flew to your mansion

I wish that I could type faster 'cause it gets on my nerves

Granted, but only if you are typing in russian.

I wish I had bet on the Steelers.

Granted, but they would've ended up losing after you bet your life on them.

I wish I could find some useless files to delete from my computer.

Granted, you found them, but due to a nasty comp. virus, your system crashed.

I wish someone would play the wish game for a little while with Bender.