I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted, but you're dehydrated.

I wish I didn't sleep so erraticly. Last night sucked...

Granted. You now sleep from 9:00 AM to 7:30 PM.

I wish I could remember stuff better.

Granted, but it's only the things you DON'T want to remember.

I wish finding synthesis materials on Kingdom Hearts (and 2) wasn't so annoyingly long.

Granted, it's now super simple and hence absolutely no fun.

I wish I weren't so addicted to crumpets. Seriously, it's not funny.

Granted, but you get addicted to drugs instead and...

Darth Marsden wrote:end up giving blowjobs for crack in a back alley somewhere.

:evil: Vengeance is sweet... 😛

I wish it was summer vacation already!

Granted, but it's also hurricane season..!

I wish I didn't have to worry about getting a job.

Granted, but that's because you can never get one!

*I live in Canada! Hurricane season never bothers us!

I wish I hadn't failed that F-ing project...

Granted. You got a D-minus.
(Sorry)

I wish I knew everything...good.

Granted, but now everyone pesters you for your knowledge and you never get a moment to yourself.

I wish I could get back into my drawing. I have a half-started webcomic I really should get back to. And a half-finished game, come to mention it. And a half-done...

Granted, but you never finish everything else.

I wish I could get back to my own drawings...

Granted, but they're really, really bad.

I wish I had more money

Granted, but you just got arrested for being accused of a bank robbery.

I wish I could cast Magic.

Granted, but you light yourself on fire and burn to death.

I wish I knew where that last treasure was in Twilight Town...(KH2) I only need one more...

Granted, but due to some odd bug, you cna never get it!

I wish I didn't have to do this stupid humanities essay...1500 words dagnabbit! There goes one whole day of my easter break...

So do I. Man, you're just getting bombarded with work, huh?

*It was only a Mythril Shard...Hardly worth the 30 minutes I spent looking for it. 😡

I wish I'd gotten something better than a freakin' Mythril Shard from that box!

Granted, you got 2 mythril shards.

I wish I weren't so tired all the time...

Granted, you're tired 99.99% of the time.

I wish the next person who grants me this wish will burn to death without denying that.

Granted, but I respawn as a dragon (yay), and I reduce you do ash with my plasma breath!

I wish I didn't leave stuff to the last minute...

Granted, you leave stuff to the last two minutes.

I wish the next person would admit he/she sucks at life without denying it. (I know it is kinda mean, but I just wanna see what kind of response I might get, hehehe...) (God I'm screwed)

Granted, but due to a packet error, that part of my post was unfortunately lost.

I wish I had a bottomless box of Triscuits.

Granted, but all the Triscuits are right at the bottom!

I wish my Dad would get off my back about getting a job. I'm trying, already.

Granted, he gets off your back...and onto your head about it.

I wish I had more control over my subconsious self.

Granted, but you've no control over your consious self.

I wish I'd gotten more stuff for Easter. One bloody egg... Good thing I'd got some munchies for myself the day before, hmm?

Granted, but it's all full of sugar and saturated fats, and it all goes straight to your arteries to lie in wait, ready to someday pounce.

I wish my stupid co-workers wouldn't call up ten minutes before they're supposed to come in and relieve me and tell me that they quit.

Granted, they do it 7 minutes before they're supposed to come in and relieve you.

*That actually happened? Man, that sucks. My sympathies.

I wish I hadn't drunk so much Coke yesterday and had gotten to sleep at a decent time. I'm so sleepy...

Granted, you fall asleep at a decent time but you start having nightmares about sleeping and keep waking up during the night. Coke?

I wish that I was better at life.

Granted, your Half-Life skills are now second to none.

*Coca Cola. We call it Coke.

I wish people weren't so mean to one another.

Granted, now they are angry at one another and start fighting.

(Uhhh... isn't this entire thread pretty mean?) (By the way, I never had any Half-Life skills, because I never played it. Yet...)

I wish people will change their wishes in this thread to italics.

Granted, but now they're illegable and everybody gets a headache trying to read them.

*Of course we're mean - we're guys! Well, most of us. I think.

I wish I had more artistic talent. ...doesn't work as well, does it?

Granted. You turn into Picaso, but nobody understands you. Still.

I wish I hadn't just spent the last 90 minutes downloading updates for Turbo Tax.