I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted. You are now Al Gore.

I wish I had all my files from my poor disabled laptop on this computer. I am sick of not having my mp3s.

Granted, but they're all corrupted with a horrible virus that disables your current computer, too!

I wish people would say that my dragons actually look like DRAGONS. So far, I'm a really great horse artist... 😛

Granted. You're now a great Komodo Dragon artist.

I wish the 30th of may would come sooner, so I can finally be done with my current job.

Granted, but at the last minute, you unknowingly sign a binding legal contract so you can't quit.

(Komodo dragons are good, too.)

I wish I could actually get a summer vacation... Stupid band is taking over my LIFE!

Granted, but your holiday is in Iraq. Have fun!

I wish my job was just a LITTLE bit more exciting.

Granted. you are now in the US army, in Irak, stationed in a High risk area. have fun 😉

koopa wrote:Granted, however it gets stolen and you have to go on a quest to save it.

Nice! BRING. IT. ON! (grabs his halberd and rushes off after his Star rod)

I wish I could get SE working...stupid runtime error 5...

Granted, but your computer's hard drive dies when the downloading is at 99.9999%. Go out and buy another one.

I wish that I was God. Lol.

Granted, but you derive your power from followers, and everybody worships the Devil.

I wish my throat wasn't killing me right now.

Granted. Your throat is now killing someone else. After a brief blood bath, the police arrest your throat for being a serial killer, and the rest of your body parts are held as accomplices, except for your left leg, which is exonerated by way of a clever alibi.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow, and that today was my last day.

Granted. You come home from work to find that you've won the lottery, and so you never have to work again. Unfortunately, you get stuck in a time warp, forcing you to repeat this day, Groundhog Day style, for all eternity.

I wish it weren't so damn hot outside right now.

Granted. but the result is a nuclear ice age which inspires the new hit movie, The Day After the Day 2 Days from Now.

I wish I had a pet tree.

Granted, but it dies five seconds after you get it.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Granted. You're now so bored of life, that you go insane. In the midst of your insanity, you try to swim to the island from Lost. You don't make it.

I wish I had a solid lead on a new job, because as of today, I am unemployed.

Sure sure, granted, ya got a solid lead on being the next savior of Hyrule. That's right, you're employed as the "New Legendary Hero." And it consists of beating level 1-9 with your life, 3 hearts, a wooden sword, and whatever you're currently wearing. Too bad that before ya start, you're fired because Link stole the job. But ya still have to fight the Death Knight.

(I know it's quite lengthy, but I'm just putting some random things down right now.)

I wish more people will become members at ZCU. And just a note, insulting those forums may get you in... trouble... hehehe...

Granted. More people become members at ZCU. The only drawback is, so many people join, it becomes full of idiots, and it sucks. Then the database overloads, the server melts, and it's gone forever. Your only remaining memory is how much it sucked before it all fell apart.

I wish my sleep cycle wasn't completely messed up because I didn't go to sleep until noon today.

Granted, your sleep cycle now takes up an good part of the day and night so there's not much time left for you to do much when you're awake.

I wish one of our dogs would stop tormenting my cat.

Granted, now your cat is suffering from psycological pain that the dog somehow did to your cat. In other words, the cat is tormenting itself.

I wish people would do better at grammar instead of typing things like: help help need help i want to do this how do i do it need help thanks

Granted, but there's only one answer to everything now...

"Sucks to be you." Therefore, nobody gets any help.

I wish I didn't have this summer cold. I hate those things...

Granted. You now have zombie fever. Aim for the head, guys!

I wish I had more music than the soundtrack to Dokutsu Monogatari (Cave Story; google it).

Granted, you have all the music you ever wanted (check your rep btw). Unfortunately, a few years of listening to music, you suffer permanent and complete loss of hearing due to a the extremely loud volume your parents warned you about.

I wish I could find an easy job with good pay. 😞

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changed my consequence

Granted... You now make $100 an hour...shoveling shit and removing roadkill.

I wish I and my family could live to be 1,000 years old.

Granted, but you are mutants and must live secluded from all society.

i wish it didnt hurt to breathe...

i think i have a summer cold like algam86

Granted, you are a fish and must now live in the water.

I wish I didn't have to work a day in my life.

Granted, but now you're so poor you have to live on the streets.

I wish someone'd revive the YCOPI thread already.

Granted, but this thread dies.

I wish that Virtual Boy didn't suck.

Granted, but you don't like it anyway.

I wish I would just get to work on the painting I'm currently working on. It's been, like, 6 days. grrrrr

Granted, but no one likes it, and you burn down a children's orphanage in a fit of rage, landing you with life in prison.

I wish I had more cough drops.

Granted, but they all taste like crap. ...not that they don't already.

I wish the tuba doubled as a bazooka. Actually make the thing worth carrying around...

Granted. In a freak accident, you annihlate the marching band, the football team, and worst of all, the cheerleading squad. Band is no longer worth attending.

I wish my throat wasn't swollen for some reason.

Granted, But now your throat is so small that you can only eat food through a straw.

I wish I had an endless supply of coffee.