I Wish... You Were A Frog

Granted,but the bullet also hits you!

I wish the bullet doesn't hit me!

Granted, but it hits the next person who posts and he's gonna kick your fucking ass.

I wish next person would kick michale jackson in balls.

Rulely YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
What you going around shooting people you don't know.

Granted, But I wind up getting raped.

I wish I could kill the next person who posts.

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!

The next person is slain by you, but his soul is animated as a dread wraith and goes Metroid fan hunting.

Where the hell is Exate damn it...

Wise I knew where exate was?

Your "Wise" is granted. Exate is inside your lower intestine, preparing to squeeze his way out. Good luck!

I wish people around here knew how to spell properly.

Granted, but their precise spelling, grammar, and diction makes them sound like pretentious self absorbed chodes and you leave AGames in disgust.

I wish every day was a party with no hangovers to look forward to.

Granted, but you die of alcohol poisoning.

I wish people wouldn't try to start new forum games that they know won't last.

Granted,but now all fourm games wont last.

I wish nothing bad happend from this wish!
Heh heh!😉

Granted, but everyone else in the universe wishes harm against you, and their wishes all come true as well.

I wish people would remember to put their wishes in bold text.

Granted. People remember that they're supposed to, but like me, collectively decide to screw it just to annoy you. Ha!

I wish water balloons grew on trees.

Granted, but your avatars hat becomes so tight that you die!

I wish this wish could not,not,not,not be granted! I just unbolded it!
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Hey {DSG} we posted at the same time. o_O

I think you replied to Darth Marsden's wish. Bummer. My hopes and dreams will now fall into the shadows, doomed to be forgotten and die alone. Curse you.

Granted. You've now created a paradox, and the universe folds in on itself. Thanks a lot.

I wish pumpkin canning companies would put actual pie filling in the can if they're going to show a pie on the front. I still have a funny taste in my mouth, and that was two years ago.

Granted,but now,everything tastes bad!
(sorry bout' that {DSG} ya posted at the same time as me)

I wish there was no wars!....Don't laugh at me....

Granted. War is abolished, and without the threat of organized international response, the world falls into a mass of chaos, perpetuated by the same individuals already working to destroy it with their hatred. Oh, democracy is still around, but they don't much care to listen to our demands that they stop being so mean.

Thunder, or Lightning?

Wrong game. But lightning. Hitting you.

I wish people would remember to wish for something!

Granted, but everyone forgets to grant wishes.

I wish I had superpowers.

Granted,but an evil villan kills you!

I wish an owl exploded,and nothing kills me!😉

Granted, but the owl was the last of a rare species of owls, and you get arrested for killing it.

I wish for a glass of coffee liquer.

Granted, it's disgusting and you lose all taste you might've had for coffee or liquor.

I wish the weather wasn't record highs, record lows, drier than a bone, flooded, full of toxic fumes from nowhere and still having plenty of oxygen to breathe, uh...and I forgot what else I was going to put. I'll end the post here.

{DSG}DarkRaven wrote:Thunder, or Lightning?

DSG -> :googly: :goofy: :weirdo: 😱 :nerd:

Stop smoking weed while using the internet good old chap...

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Granted: but the world comes to a end...

I wish for a miracle...

Granted, but it's the miracle of birth, and it's happening to you! Congratulations, you're a dad in the most painful possible manner.

I wish I hadn't got such a headache right now.

Granted, now your whole body is free of pain due to an advanced case of leprosy.

I wish I had unlimited access to everything.

Granted, but I just realized that I granted the wrong wish. DAMN IT.
I wish that my cats didn't keep jumping on the table.

Granted, now they jump on you. With their claws out.

I wish I'd been able to get more sleep last night... Zzzz...

Granted, but you have nightmares that make grown men curl up and weep.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted! You wished for me to have all your worldly possessions.

I wish my car was on MTV's "Pimp My Ride".

Granted, but while making upgrades to the vehicle, your engine gets replaced with a deep fryer (full of 10w30), and your brake fluid is now Gatorade.

I wish people would stop placing insomnia related internet confusion and being a pothead in the same category. I don't do drugs, kids.

Granted, but you have to take drugs and have insomnia in order to shut them up.

I wish my hair would grow long enough to tie back already.

Ok, but it's so damn long that it covers the earth.
Thanks alot...

I wish for nothing, absolute nothing.

Granted. Nothing exists. NOTHING.
Thanks a lot...

I wish I had more money!