I Wish... You Were A Frog

I wish {DSG}DarkRaven would made a wish

Granted, but it sucks and makes everyone hate him. And you, for some reason.

I wish I had a can of 7-Up.

Granted,but it explodes! It was a bomb!
I wish for a better day tommorow.
[SIZE="1"]yay! no longer banned![/SIZE]

Granted, but the day after you get banned again. Permanently this time.

I wish there were more time in the day.

Granted, you move to Saturn where the days last 48 hours and the gravity is unbearable.

I wish the week was shorter

Granted, it is always one day long! Thanks a lot.

I wish the next person to post would smack themself!

Granted, but I smack myself so hard, I go flying across the world and land on you!

I wish I could stop biting my nails.

Granted! You stop compleatly. You may never use nail clippers.

I wish I had new shoes for school.

Granted, but they have big holes in them and it rains a lot.

I wish McDonalds food didn't taste so crappy.

Granted, but it is so good that they one all the restaurants in the world!
Thats not all, they run out of stock and people starve and eat each other!

I wish McDonalds food was EXTREAMLY crappy!

That's not a wish, that's a fact.

I wish Burger King wasn't so expensive.

You wished it not crappy, I wish it normal again.

Granted, but now their food is 2x as crappy as McDonalds.

I wish for a privet jet.

Granted, but you can't afford the fuel to get it to fly, so it's basically a big paperweight.

I wish everything tasted like chocolate. Because chocolate is awesome. 😃

Granted, but you die of sodium intake.

I wish I was a good speller!

lol i work at McDonalds and even i think there crap but back on topic

you spell so good that you have a lust to know the spelling of every word and when you know them all you implode

i wish my new shoes dident cost 130$ (stupid size 15 and not being able to buy them in my town)😡

EDIT: oops deleted the first part of the quote

Granted, they cost $131.

I wish people knew how to use the quote and spoiler tags properly.

Granted, but they also know how to talk about Britney Spears and Seventeen magazine and flood AGames forums with threads about shopping at Abercromie and exercise tips.

I wish I had a 40.

Granted, but it's microscopic and you lose it like THAT. Snaps fingers

I wish I didn't have a headache right now.

Granted. You have a heart attack instead.

I wish my classes were more exciting.

Granted, but they're so exciting you have a heart attack. :P

I wish you remember to put something.

Granted, but you have to pay me $1000. Where's my money?! (j/k)

I wish I had a pet Vampragon. Light version pic.

Granted, it hates you and therefor kills you.

I wish for an X-Box 36,000!

Granted, but due to crappy production, a nuclear explosion levels your house and everything within a hundred miles of it. Thanks...

I wish I was less poor. (which I will be as soon as I get more free time...)

granted, but all your money gets taken by some stupid cult.

-_-

I wish that my graphic design teacher would stop giving us an almost impossible amount of work! We've only had trhee classes with her, and we're already exhausted! I'm so busy with it, I might not even be able to visit the gaming club because of all this work!!!

Granted. You no longer have all that work. Because you dropped out. Now you're a bum. And nobody asks a bum for tech support.

I wish my sister could get up on her own in the morning for school. I hate having to get up at 6am just to lay on the couch and drift in and out of consciousness while she gets ready to leave. Seriously. She's 13.

Granted, now she goes to sleep at midnight and gets up at 12:05. YOU now get 5 mins of sleep because she always wakes you up.

I wish my cold would go away! "ACHOOO"

Granted, I give you antibiotics, OMG! Your suffering from autoimmunity.
SOME BODY HELP HIM!!!

I wish the a super nova would blow up in my computer while I'm in Haidi learning the ways of canabilism. :googly:

granted, but you computer gets delivered to oyu in Haiti by a foolish FedEx delivery guy, and it blow up in your face!

I wish I knew my purpose in life.

Granted. Your purpose is to forever live on the cusp of upper-lower middle class, eternally supporting the rich, who stand upon your shoulders. They thank you for your patronage.

I wish I didn't have to go outside today and bury a dead rabbit before work. Really, it's just a rabbit. My sister has thirteen more of them.