I Wish... You Were A Frog

dimepiece wrote:Granted, I give you antibiotics, OMG! Your suffering from autoimmunity.
SOME BODY HELP HIM!!!

I wish the a super nova would blow up in my computer while I'm in Haidi learning the ways of canabilism.

{DSG}DarkRaven wrote:I wish I didn't have to go outside today and bury a dead rabbit before work. Really, it's just a rabbit. My sister has thirteen more of them.

I wish I am still living.

Rulehy wrote:
I wish I am still living.

Granted, but the site crashes for ever so it doesn't really matter.

I wish I had better luck.

Rulehy wrote:
I wish I had better luck.

zeldafan500 wrote:granted but with your good luck you beat one of those games that say 'shoot the duck for a free PS3' and your computer gets filled with spyware and viruses.

I wish my site had more members.

I wish money grows on trees.

Rulehy wrote:
I wish money grows on trees.

granted, but all of the new people just register so they can post once to advertize something stupid.

I wish I had an airboard...

granted but you explode.
I wish more people would come to my site, not be hackers, and not just post 1 thing to advertise something stupid.

Granted. People come, but realize that you're a terrible sport when it comes to playing games (because you just can't let things go and continue to make terrible wishes) and subsequently, they leave. Really, man. Play along.

I wish I had a set of bongo drums.

Granted, but you must make 55, 567, 223 payments of $2,683 every year for 100 years starting in 3020 and when you finally recieve your bongo drums they will just be some cheapo Donkey Kong plastic ones that attatch to your game cube to play only three games, all four of those which you must also recieve in the same method as the bongo drums AFTER you have recieved each one in turn, with ten year breaks in between and paying 20 dollars for the 10 year breaks. Therefore, you'll finally be able to use them properly by the year 3570 and after wasting $745,434,296,625. That is, if you can live that long, and/or afford it... hehehe...

I wish I was King of England and Scotland, Prince of Wales, Prime Minister of Britain, Prime Minister of Scotland, Prime Minister of Wales, and President of America, all at once.

granted, but the people don't like that, and some nut attepts to assasinate you and you are forced to flee into exile in the Himalayas after only 2 days of rule.

I wish Contact (for the DS) would hurry up and get released! I'm going ballistic waiting for it to come out!

Ageix Draken wrote:I wish Contact (for the DS) would hurry up and get released! I'm going ballistic waiting for it to come out!

zeldafan500 wrote:Granted but your DS rund out of batteries every time you try to play it and you cant chargi it because your charger cable is eaten by mice.
I wish I could fly with a wing cap from super mario 64.

Granted, but you fly into the mouth of a giant koopa.
I wish opon a shooting star, that it will fly into the sun and burn up.

granted, but it causes a massive solar flare, which extends all the way to earth, Ignites the atmosphere, and destroys all life!

I wish I could find my Gamecube's memory card! THERE'S A YEAR AND A HALF OF MY LIFE ON THAT CARD!

Granted, but you find it in the toilet, after you had severe diarhea. If that's not bad enough, you find yourself entirely unsure of whether or not the memory card was simply lost inside the toilet, or lost inside you.

I wish it wasn't so cold inside my house. When it's 60 outside with a 20mph wind, my dad really doesn't need to open all the windows and turn on the fans. Geez!

Granted, but it is now so hot that the devil rents out the spair room for an extra addition to hell, and it is also the room where you sleep, and you fall out of bed in the middle of the night and land down the stairs into hell, and are tortured for the rest of eternity.

I wish it was Christmas every day.

Granted, but you have to buy everyone presents, and no one gives you any.

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{DSG}DarkRaven wrote:Granted, but you find it in the toilet, after you had severe diarhea. If that's not bad enough, you find yourself entirely unsure of whether or not the memory card was simply lost inside the toilet, or lost inside you.

I don't care, as long as my data is still on it!
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I wish Limzo was a frog!

Granted, but you have to carry me around on your head to school and watch all my other frog buddies eat human legs (You live in that frenchy armadillo area don't you?) and smell and poop on your brain, and no, eat your brain and replace it with bran, bran flakes, and I have to talk with a weird frenchy accent and annoy you and call you names for a year, and then you have to kiss let me be free, and after that I become Prince of Wales and have you hanged.

I wish we were all frogs.

Granted, but while everyone becomes a normal frog, I become a intelligent, mega sized frog, and I get to use a big magic broadsword called the masamune, and I get to live in the middle ages, where I become knows as a great hero. thanks!

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Limzo wrote:and after that I become Prince of Wales and have you hanged.

:glare: that's it, that's pushed me beyond my limit! It is now official, Limzo. I am now your worst enemy and I will not rest until I'm given an apology. Why, you say? :glare: because people casually flinging around the death penalty is one of my pet peeves. So watch your back...
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I wish Limzo would stop getting on my nerves :glare:

I wish The next fire drill in my school wasn't a drill.😃

Granted, but you get trapped inside and burn to death.

I wish that I had an inventory, so I could pull items and weapons out of nowhere when I needed them.

Granted, but you must become Sephiroth and explode on tuesdays.

I'm sorry Aegix.

I wish that I had two magic little fish who grant my every wish! Odd parents Fairly Odd Parents! Ya wish ya lived when you were the Lim with the Fairy God Parents!

Granted but i see them and thay go away forever and you forget you ever had them.
I wish emulaters were legal even if you didnt own the rom you were playing.

Granted, but you go to prison for dealing drugs. DON'T DO IT KIDS! Just, don't do drugs! *cries* :cry:

I wish that Zeldafan hadn't ignored Aegix's "I wish Limzo would stop getting on my nerves" wish.

granted, but because they're legal, no one has any motivation to make them, so, you can't play them at all.

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@ limzo: -_- fine, apology accepted. *sheaths sword*

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I wish I could live in a fun RPG. one like FFtactics advance, or something.

granted but you get a game over and die.
I wish people stopped buying christmas stuff and putting up christmas decorations before holloween.

Granted, but you have 5 health and a Gigasour or somthin eats ya!

I wish for a faster internet.

Granted but faster internet means viruses get to your computer faster.
I wish i could figure out how to get the star in all of the ice in snowmans land in SM64

granted, but then the game bugs up, and you can never get it. EVER.

*Wait...I think I remember that one...don't you just have to jump into a crack in the ice, to get it?

I wish I could get Contact!!! the wait is killing me!!!

Granted but your DS rund out of batteries every time you try to play it and you cant chargi it because your charger cable is eaten by mice.
I wish More peoplr besides me thought nintendo was best and sony and microsof went down and nintendo monopolizes the video gaming industry.