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I Wish... You Were A Frog

1323 replies · 260,880 views · Started 10 September 2005

Ok, but suddenly, OMG, sony and microsoft KILL nintendo! NOOOO!!!!!!!

I wish I didn't have to eat out all the time. IT GETS OLD AFTER A WHILE.

Granted, but people have to eat at your house and you have to cook for them.

I wish that bonfire night would come quicker! I want to celebrate the death of Guy Fawkes NOW!

Granted every day is Bonfire night, and you're used as the "Guy".
Not only that, you are immortal, but still feel pain.

I wish I had ghost powers.

Granted, but you become Danny Phantom's arch nemesis and are hiding from him all of the time, but stalking him also because you fall in love with his best friend Sam.

I wish I knew what country Dann Woolf came from because he knows about bonfire night which the only people I've ever met that know of it are British.

lol, granted, but your hand gets choped off so you can't shoot anymore. Plus you bleed so much you die.

I wish I had better jokes. (you've seen my "lame" jokes lol)

Granted, but you go to prison for telling them to little kids since they are creepy jokes that make people cry.

I wish I could poop whereever I wanted and nobody care.

Granted but its also locked.
I wish more people would appreciate wonkas everlasting gobstoppers. (im eating 1 now)

Granted, but now they last for 2 seconds. :'(

I wish my eyes would feel better. (I have been on the comp all morning and the screen is burning into me eyes! LOL)

Granted, but you fly forward in time. The pressure of moving so fast kills you!

I wish I was the best at dodge ball! In the world!

Granted, but you trip over which makes you late for team pick and you end up on a one-man team on your own against everyone else and loose every match.

I wish I could switch bodies with people for a day.

Granted, to find that the person is going to war that day. You die.

I wish dial-up was faster!

Granted but it sucks and you are banned for making such a horrible quest.
I wish i could sniff highlighters without it having bad effects.

Granted, but you get run over by a car the next time you cross the street.

I wish I was 16 so I can get a drivers license.

Granted, but you lose it because you die in a crash.

I wish this wish has NO bad effects! lol

Granted, but you wasted the wish on not wanting bad side effects.

I wish I can get this one picture drawn and colored before Friday. And it's already turning out not like I had planned. -.-'

Granted, it is very nicely drawn and colored but the art teacher hates you so you gat an F anyway.

I wish I was the smartest in the world and no bad stuff happend from this.

Granted, but your brain gets so big you die from the explosion.

IwishIcouldusethespacebar.

Granted. It's the only key that works now.

I wish my tooth would stop hurting.

Beside: 1, I'm from the Netherlands, but I used to live in England.
And 2, regarding my previous wish: I'm like 3 years older than her. That's not right, man. :scared:

Granted but now every tooth but that one hurts now.
I wish i could get high sniffing a permiment marker without getting brain damage.

Granted, but no marker exist now.

I wish my voice didn't sound funny. My dad keeps making fun of me.

Granted, but now you have your dad's voice and keep making fun of yourself.

I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't.

Granted, but you get so high in 2 ways! Up up up up high! Marker marker marker marker high!

I wish Limzo would visit this site!

Granted, but really cant be because I don't know who Celestion is.

I wish I had $72 more dollars for the Wii!