I Wish... You Were A Frog

Won't let it die...

Granted, but you can't see, so you're screwed.

I wish that I had infinity money.

Granted, but it all gets stolen.

I wish I could do awesome stuff like Naruto... Shadow clones would come in very handy.

granted. but now you're trapped in a really crappy episode of the cartoon.

i wish my head would stop hurting.

Granted. Someone kicks you in the balls.

I wish that they actually tested the iphone.

Granted. They test the IPhone, and TRY to make it as crappy as possible. Then, when you buy the new one, the store clerk puts a bomb in the phone that goes off when you drop it walking up the driveway to your house.

I wish someone would make Pikmin 3 (come on, am I the only one who likes Pikmin?).

Granted. The producers ran out of ideas and sold out to microsoft.
I wish that this thread would pick up speed again.

Granted. But it goes too fast and crashes into a random tree that popped out of nowhere.
I wish I had a squirrel.

Granted, but it goes mad and kills you.

I wish I could enter and exit any fictional realm at will.

Granted. When you get in, a giant monster-like thing crushes you into oblivion, saying, "Have a nice day!"
I wish I had wings.

Granted, but when you use them to fly, they fall off, sending you to your death.

I wish I was rich.

Granted. You are now made of peanut butter and chocolate.

I wish I had another soda.

Granted, but it was filled with arsenic.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted. You now wish you were a fish.

I wish the soda I just got was a normal soda, nothing wrong with it.

Granted. However, the can is rigged with explosives.

I wish I could smile like this: 😃

Granted. But you have to smile like that 24/7, or your face will explode.

...I wish people would remember to actually make a wish, and that those who fail will wake up the next morning with Peanut butter up their noses.

And for those of whom are ALLERGIC to peanuts, replace the peanut butter with plain old regular butter.

Granted. But the wishes will all involve youtube.

I wish I would of invented Chocolate Rain.

Granted, but everyone eats/drinks so much that they blow up.

I wish I had another wish.

Granted but it doesn't come true.

I wish my wish wasn't so wishy-washy.

Granted. It is disgusting and vile.

I wish that the next person would not use e, t, or w in their post.

Wish granted.....well poo....

I wish I had an army of super kittens that followed my every demand. :kitty:

Granted, but now you are fatally allergic to kittens!

I wish I had a...a...a...perfectly good bacon sandwhich! (Can't get anything too bad from wishing for that, can I?)

granted, but its bacon sliced from a... er... a body part ther grows on command.

i wish I had an endless supply of cheese.

Granted, but it's all very moldy cheese!~

I wish for tofu (can't screw THAT up easily now can ya?) :kitty:

Granted, but...it seems perfectly fine.
Until you eat it, that is, and it turns out to past the expirary date by a few thousand years.

I wish my name was George.

granted, but your last name is now bush.

i wish i was a vampire.

Granted. You live in a glass mirror factory alone in Arizona.

I wish I had a name like Taleekealaleekahamaded.

Granted, however a side effect of the wish makes everybody call you Taled for short.

I wish Dragon Quest monsters were real and catchable like in the Monsters games. :kitty:

I wish to fly .....
with sky .....

Granted. You've been turned into a mayfly.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Kettle Chips. Goddamn I love Kettle Chips.