Death: damn! this isnt gonna be easy...... i know! TC!
TC: yeah!?
Death: let him hit you
TC: ummm.......sure
Broly: *attacks tc and hits* yeahhhhhh!!!!!! i truly am the greatest!
Death: *appearing behind broly* dont get so excited!
Broly: huh? WHA!!!!!
Death: ZAPPER!!! NOW!!!
Zapper: right! vengence......*draws seraphrim blade* BLADE!!!!! *a dark-wave-like beam smacks broly and death HARD*
Broly: *falls off the battleground* nooooooooooooooooooooo...........
Death: *struggling to stay on* argh! that hurt more than i thought!
The Anime/Game Crossover Role-Playing Adventure II(2)!
Dr. Weird: now to get my revenge against the Cyborg for what he has done to my minions in the past. I'm gonna land this thing.
Dr. Wily: go, Omniman!
Death: *sensing something HUGE* oh boy.....
TC: what is it death?
Death: your worst nightmare.....OmniMan......
Omni: First to deal with you death, the fly in our soup! Gemini Laser!!!!
*GL smacks death HARDER than Vengence Blade*
Death: damn.....i cant beat it.....TC, dont try to be a hero.....
TC: *passes something to death* use this!
Death *examines it to be a Crystal of sorts* thanks TC! now....lets use it!
*the crystal floats above Death's head, floats down to his chest and vanishes, leaving a refreshed and more powerful Death*
Death: alright! *zips behind Omniman* it might be big, but its slow! UKEMI!!!!! *a flurry of sword-slashes then the drop-kick shatters Omniman to pieces*
TC: way to go Death!
Death: that was just the beginning of this........!!!!!!(mgs2 style again) the console! everyone inside!
TC, Yuskue and Zapper: YES! *all go inside*
Death: see ya later Dr.Weird!
*the ship warps, leaving all the party just outside Midgar, FFVII universe with a wrecked ship*
ok Im joining... plz
team: me
Illidan (from warcraft 3)
Kael (another wc3 guy)
____(will be added)
*in my ship*
coputer: bleap bleap
Illidan:what?!?... 😮dd:
WoC:*wakes up* I see it!
Kael:Srr we have a frame on screen, thay found us!
WoC:emergancy jump now were gona have to blow this place! :evil:
The ship warps out of harms way but whith no destenation set nowone will know where thay'll end up.
SZ: ...........any more hairbrained Schemes I need to know about?
Death: err...nope....
SZ: good deal...because you DO realize that Samus was above a WARZONE before that warp got to her, right?
Zapper: HUH? WARZONE?
SZ: I'll let her explain.....
Samus: okay, here's the deal: I was above the Planet Aether....and the place was my own personal Hell. Space pirates, Phazon, Metroids, X, you name it, it was there.
*practically everyone familiar with Samus' adventures had thier mouths open in shock*
SZ: See now why we're screwed? Besides...As far as I can tell, the Space/Time Continuum is collapsing on itself AGAIN...and I'm pretty sure we all remember what happened the LAST time....
Death: Universal Hell isn't even giving it credit....
Zapper: I'm still surprised you managed to SURVIVE long enough to get in the last hit...damned thing treated Fou-Lu like a chew toy....
SZ: yeah...anyway...on to other matters....we're somewhere near the ruins of Midgar, correct?
--==Broadsword==--
Ami: ...? What the..?
Hershey: okay, what now? Didn't we already go through enough when Kefka tried to kill us?
Ami: that's not it....it's Shabi...he's back
Hershey: ..........I thought that it would take longer than that to get everyone back together...
Ami: same here, but that's not the point. by all means, he should be powerless right now, but somehow he's managed to get back at least a foruth of what he should have...weird...
*Billy walks in from the "Gun Room", boviously having heard the conversation*
Billy: ...well...did you take into consideration that he WAS at one point Fou-lu's apprentice?
Ami: *glaring at Billy* even with that, it makes no sense. it's almost as if his powers are trying to act as a seperate entity...
--==Back in Midgar==--
Zapper: okay...any ideas?
SZ: split up and check for anything unusual. chances are that the sudden onslaught of attacks that we've been getting are not just coincidence. not to mention that all three of us are practically running on empty at the moment...
Death: no kidding....too many advanced techs and ascensions today...
SZ: one question....I gave you the Dark Dragon Dragoon Spirit...why didn't you use that?
Death: err...forgot about that one...
SZ: whatever....*Summons the Fusion Blade in it's natural form of a 4 1/2 ft katana* just keep your eyes open, okay? don't need anyone dying just yet...
Death: I thought that ou couldn't summon your Sword?
SZ: I can't. that was pretty much the last of my spare energy right there. *Sheathes the sword and straps it to his side* I figured I might need it anyway...
Death: good idea.....
--==Rnadom location in Kalm==---
???: alright...somewhere I recognize....this is Kalm, right?
???: you are hopeless, kitty...
Kitty: what?
???: never mind....hey Alan, how's our supplies?
Alan: pretty good....we'll need to stock up before we leave, though...
Kitty: *sees something in the distance, and goes pale* Nala..
Nala: good....the sooner we get out of here, the better
Kitty: *goes even paler* Nala...
Alan: ......I think that there's a shop somewhere around the bar...we should be able to get a decen price...
Kitty: *practically pissing her pants* NALA!!
Nala: what is it?
Sephiroth/Fou-Lu/God: WHERE'S MY MONEY?
--==Back at the crashsite==--
Death: wait....didn't you say that Sephiroth was on the warpath recently?
SZ: yeah...apparently, three idiots owe him money....actually had the nerve to attempt to "borrow" from Fou-Lu...and somehow owes even GOD money...you can expect to see Supernova any time now..
*Supernova Impacts Kalm with a Vengeance, followed by an attack from a massive dragon....and to top it off, a giant pillar of light practically vaporizes the town*
SZ: um.....er....
Rock: there's a lesson in this somewhere....
Blues: yes, there is. Never owe Sephiroth money.
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Sorry for the lack of posting, but I'm going throug a rough time....mygrandma just died, so i have stuff to take care of...anyway, do what you need to 😊
Death: :sweat: damn.......
Cid: *realises something, then uses a sort of radio* this is Cid, Cloud, do ya read me?
Cloud: loud and clear....where are you Cid?
Cid: just outside Midgar Ruins........damn its a mess here
Death: wait! *draws Janenba, then drags something off a wall* gotcha!
????: ok, you got me but please, spare me!
Death: why???
????: because i know this area well...and i could tell you where to find 3 of the 6 legendary weapons...
Death: ! where are they!
????: stay close....Neoite is close for the Neo-Seraphrim blade.....by the way, my name's Butz(FFV)
Death: Butz? damn......this is worse than i thought......
*meanwhile....*
Zapper: ???? did someone say Neoite??? i'd better follow them *follows Death and Butz and Cid*
Dr. Weird: they got away! Everybody back on board!! Omniman can still get them...
Broly: why? it was destroyed...
Dr. Wily: it's self-repairing, idiot
Omniman: fully repaired, teleporting.
*now back at the skull ship*
Dr. Weird: heh heh, I managed to get the cordinates to where they were warping to... Not only was Omniman built from all of Dr. Wily's robot masters, I've added all of the attacks from Sigma's robots, and now modifying it with predictive routines from the past fight. MWAHAHAHAH!!!
Death: hmm.....Neoite is tricky to find.......*trips over a HUGE Neoite boulder* DAMN! thats huge!!!!!
Zapper: *looking from a distance* heheheheh.....Neoite......just one more thing to do and its mine....... *walks towards Death and co.*
Death: hey zapper! we found some Neoite for the Seraphrim blade......*points to the HUGE boulder*
zapper: wow! that's HUGE! mind giving me some?
Death: sure....*carves a piece of Neoite and gives it to Zapper*
Zapper: ok....here goes...*places the Neoite into the Seraphrim Blade's hilt......the Seraphrim blade floats above Zapper, then glows a blueish-green colour, then comes back to Zapper a blue blade with a golden hilt and radiating a white aura*
Random Narrator: Zapper gained Neo-Seraphrim Blade!!!!!
Narrator #2: Zapper learned Rage of Zaptonia!!!!!
Death: oooookkkkkkkkkkkkayyyyyyy.......
The Cyborg hears of the goings on and starts to talk to Death...
TC: you mean dimentional-space time was closing in on itself before?
Death: yeah, what's it to you?
TC: it really never stopped...
Death: WHAT!?
TC: with the merging of dimentions, there was a gigantic fight...
I was driving and there was this humongus energy explosion, which would have killed me, but cybernetic doctors managed to save me, and that would have not been possible unless something wonky was going on. I lost about half of my body with that procedure (including 1/3 of my brain), but when everything was finished, I found out that I could will myself through dimentions. Once I learned a great deal of techniquies, I managed to stop the total devastation of the dimentions as a whole. It looks like I'll have to go into my Infinity form to fight whoever is causing this...
Death: why's that?
TC: because, it was something super-nasty that I had to destroy inorder to stop the destruction. We'll have to work together for this to work.
Death: too true.....i'll need Roach for the OBJECT.....
TC: the wh.........oh crap! YOU own 'it'?
death: yeah, but at about the same time as that fight, i was walking home from a friend's house when this sword *drawing Janenba* nearly bit my head off......that was when i knew that my family was different from anyone elses.......
TC: hmmm.....'it' and Janenba equals........!
Death: yeah........the Chrono Blade....... but i'm more worried about this *drawing the Dark Truth* 'it' add this *DT glows* equals Seraph's Scythe....and seraph is attracted to it.......so SS and SZ or SS and Ginger equals Seraph.......throw the other in and Neo-Seraph is formed.....
TC: so what you're saying is......
Death: if i get 'it' near DT.......all hell will break loose........but you and ZW, there is something you should know about the pair of you........
TC: what?
death: you and zw are the guardians of Machines and Man......but until you get the Machina Blade and Anger of Man....then you are (close enough) normal people
TC: but what about Krickis?
Death: hmm.........can't say i know.............but he has unlimited hidden potential......he just needs to unlock it......
*THUD*
Death: !!!! Omniman! he's back! but he's stronger now.....and faster......here tc, CATCH! *throws Naobi, a double-edged sword*
Omniman: nothing can get in my way!!!!!!
omnimon makes a blade like attack though its easily dodged by everyone, Zapper's hair gets cut.....
[Zapper]..... O_o my...hair...YOU CUT MY HAIR!!!! *insert large explosion of dark energy here*
[Zombie]ah dammit! now his dark side's unleashed! Whenever Zapper's hair is cut, or he sees a full lunar eclipse or he's got very little energy left, his dark side takes over. and he's got the same regenerative powers I've got and on top of that he has Zapper's copy ability and can even copy other people's transformations and addd its power to his own. and to top it off he has INFINITE ENERGY!
[death]well sonuva.....
[Dark Zapper].....now you will taste the power of darkness in its purest form. I am Dark Zapper. And I am your god now, bitch.
[Zombie}oh and BTW, his attack aren't elemental based.
(errrr.....it's omnimAn)
Death: well this can't be good, considering the awesome power inside the Neo-Seraphrim Blade........
Zombie: the NEO blade?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Death: yeah :sweat:
Zombie: then.....lets just hope he doesn't use UNUD.....
Death: ummm.....maybe ROZ might be more avoided..
Zombie: why???
Death: because it draws power from all zaptonians, half-zaptonians and Mechs....
Zombie: but isnt Omniman a mech?
Death: somehow no.......unless.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zombie: what???
Death: TC! HERE! NOW!!!!
TC: yeah?
Death: hold this! *throws DT to TC*
TC: crap.......
death: *calls Roach out*
Roach: you called?
Death: give me 'it'
Roach: *handing over a small gem* need help?
Death: *looking at Omniman and DZ* yeah.......that might help.....
*Janenba & Naobi glow with the same clearish light as the gem, they float into the air and become the Chrono Blade and the Machina Blade*
Death: well.....that was a new one on me.......*drawing CB* lets go! if he knows the previous fight, then i'll just have to do this.........Armageddon.....*swinging CB around* Nuke.......*a small cloud forms*Ultima.....*a large ball of white light forms*Death....*the ball emits a darkish glow*
Cid: oh HELL NO!
SZ: what?
Kain: he hasn't finished the spell....
SZ: so......?????
Edgar: he has only used ANUDRR 3 times....
SZ: ANUDRR?
TC: Armageddon Nuke-Ultima-Death ReSPLAT!*gets flattened by Omniman*
SZ: this can't be good then....
Death:Reborn...........*the ball grows larger*REVOLUTION!!!!!!!! *the ball flies up, grows to DOUBLE the size of the planet, Massacres the planet with Nuke-Ultima-Death, then followd up by Death-Reborn-Revolution(and yes...it is stronger than Sailor Saturn's...so expect a HUGE explosion)*
SZ: we are so screwed.......
Cid: yeah......the ultimate attack, only Death, Kain, Edgar and myself have seen it and lived.......
*as the dust clears, Zapper is somehow back to normal*
SZ: it worked....not that i'm surprised or anything..........I assume that you sued some of your life energy to pull that off?
Death: .....kinda....eiether way, we need somewhere to go. At this rate, we're gonna wear out before we get anything accomplished.
Zapper: he's right, you know...
SZ: ......*sigh* that's assuming that there's a relatively safe place that we can rest...or rather, that YOU can rest.
Zapper/Death: ???
Blues: I take it it's that time again?
SZ: yep. *looks back to Death and Zapper* don't worry about me...I've handled much worse wear on my energy reserves before...of course, it almost killed me, but still...
Zapper: -_-
Death: -_-
SZ: well....we're off...
*Slider and Blues run off towards the Midgar swamp*
Zapper: ah well....Slider Knows how to take care of himself...let's get to Kalm before another over-powered monster shows up..
Everyone else: HELL YEAH!!
--==About halfway to Midgar Swamp==--
Blues: I think this is the spot.
SZ: you sure?
Blues: yeah...
*Blues proceeds to set down a small cylindrical object, which turns out to be a long-range communications dish*
Blues: alright, let's give it a shot....Blues to MHHQ, come in....Blues to MHHQ, come in...
--==in another Solar system, planet MX-003-8, Maverick Hunter Headquarters==--
Signas: ..............{haven't heard form them in a while...sure it's supposed to be ther vacation and all, but they susally check in..}
Alia: SIR!! I'm getting a long-range transmission from planet FF-072. Shall I respond?
Signas: hmm....patch it through.
(Blues) .......Mav....come...
Alia: I'll try boosting the signal. Please stand by...
(Blues) mav...hunter...quarter...come in...Blues to....verick Hu...r headquarters, come in...
Alia: Blues....I'm getting some interference...hold on while I adjust..there.
(Blues): Heh....Alia...long time no he...om. so how's things o...r there?
Alia: decent, to say the least. no new maverick attacks recently...it's almost as if Sigma's gone into hiding...
(Blues) I was .........of that. anyway, .........a favor.
Alia: favor? what is it?
(Blues): Teleport the rest of the unit to my location. all of them.
Alia: WHAT!?!
(Blues): no......plain....do it.
Alia: *Sigh* Alright....Transferring Special Assault Unit 99 now...
--==Back with Blues==--
Blues: ..........seems to be teleporting now.
SZ: good...we'll need all the help we can get. if what Cyborg said is true...then it..no HE is coming back. And he's gonna want me dead. BADLY.
Blues: not to sound cruel, but this is a bad thing why?
SZ: Remember what happened the last time Ginger went berserk?
Blues: *Shudders just thinking of the AFTERMATH* I could never forget that...
SZ: if I die, multiply that by about 10 million, and add in excessive use of Dark Reaper.
Blues: *goes bug-eyed* holy shit....
SZ: besides....I'm one of...what....10 people even capable of harnessing the amount of power required to take him out.
Blues: damn....hmm?
[Susie]: [Incoming Teleport!!]
*Blues and Slider back away as the Teleport beam lands*
SZ: about time you guys got here....
*quick lesson on units in the Maverick hunter hierarchy. Most normal units, like the 10th assault unit, only have about 10 or so hunters assigned to it at any given time (this figure does not include Spotters/navigators). There are certain "Special" units, like the 15th Rangers, that usually have about 12-15 hunters, depending on specific circumstances (Again, figure does not include any Spotters). However, there are, usually no more than 6-8 hunters at any given time in the 17th Elite and Special unit 0, including X and Zero. this is mostly because these two units are almost always working in tandem, and the fact that X and Zero (and Axl, for that matter) are all in one group already makes them dangerous enough.however, there is only one other exception to this rule: the 99th special assault unit. Originally designed to act as an advance unit to the 17th, it became a seperate unit after the annihilation of the old team, and the inauguration of the new one. at the current time, unit 99 contains 3 hunters and 1 spotter.....so it was to little surprise to Blues and Slider when a golden-colored Kitsune and a teenaged (human) girl were deposited onto the soil*
Kitsune: that was not funny. I WAS SLEEPING!!!
SZ: can it, MILES. we've got bigger problems.
Girl: like?
SZ: dimensional rift reopening.
*those words alone were enough to put the fear of god back into the two recent arrivals, which is to say they were VERY scared*
Girl: but....how...
SZ: Shuichon, CALM DOWN. we can't do jack if we have a panic attack....besides, I have no Idea anyway.
Miles (or should we say "Tails?"😉: so....you pulled us down here on waht is potentially a dead lead into empty space?
SZ: yep.
Tails: ............alright, lets go.
(NOTE: Tactical Breakdown and general briefing comes next post. and while i'm still here, let me just say that Tails is MUCH more powerful than you may think he is.)
Death: hmm........if what i think is correct........
Zapper: ?????
Death: Kefka will be appearing right about...
*to absolutely no-ones surprise, KEFKA comes back*
Death:.....now
Zapper: ya got a real talent for stating the obvious....
Kefka: *laughing* I'M BACK!!!!!!
Death: so????? i killed one of your best minions' creations.....and Dark Zapper....
Kefka: so someone finally stopped him........
SZ: Kefka........<damn him! using Ryo's Power Gems to enhance the Slave Crown....>
Zapper: erm.....is there a point to Kefka being here?????
Death: *reading his version of script and then Slider's* either 1. he wants to join because whatever is screwing the universe up is much more powerful than him or.....2. he is gonna use my attack against us...*hiding scripts*
*note: i will let the next poster decide if Kefka is going to do 1,Join us or 2, Kill us with ANUDRR*
*everyone stops, and looks around*
SZ: It happened AGAIN!?!
Shuichon: and you expected any less?
Blues: crap...
Tails: Reality warp....take 3...
--==Over at Kefka's house of mass destruction, Kalm outskirts==--
*Everyone watches in shock as SZ literally dissapears as if he was never there*
Death: oh crap...
Zapper: *in a low whisper*look, altthough the repercussions of that just happening are pretty damn severe, now would be a good time to RUN.
Samus: agreed.
*everyone runs for any form of cover, leaving a still very confused Kefka
Kefka: ...what the heck just happened?
--==Unit 99 Staging area, outside of Midgar Swamp==--
SZ: okay....so now that everyone's been filled in on the situation..
Tails: ....NOW we can panic.
Blues: oh comeon...it's not THAT bad...
Shuichon/Tails: YES, IT IS.
SZ: HEY!! we have bigger fish at the moment. you two can barbecue each other later.
*pulls out his D-arc and sets it to display mode, which in turn creates a large 3-D display of the solar system*
SZ: anyway...here's the breakdown: We have several of the universe's most legendary weapons sitting right here on thisplanet, in unknown locations...*map zooms in to focus on their world only*...and to make matters worse, we have a super-powerful Zaptonian and Death himself sitting here on planet....
*several indicator appear on the map, each one representing a powerful entity. there are 3 major groupings: one near Kalm, one that seems to jump around at random, and the small group of hunters*
SZ: ..........as well as plenty of experienced warriors of all backgrounds. to top it off...Kefka seems to have decided to track us down one-by-one.
Blues: The situation is already bad enough. Kefka is beyond any form of power that he should even be CAPABLE of accessing...and keeps getting stronger...not to mention that there are several unknowns hanging around. At the moment thier intents ar unclear.
Tails: I'l take it that tis is one of our usual missions, then?
SZ: yeah. Expect no backup whatsoever. As far as I know, we have only a handful of guranteed allies...but otherwise, we're on our own.
Shuichon: any chance of the ANGELs dropping in?
SZ: like I said....we're on our own..............alright then....let's get to work. Shu, We'll need as much info as you can get. Whatever you find, keep it, no matter how trivial it may seem. and try to find yourself a decent Spotting position....until the Highwind is fixed, our mobility is limited....
....Anything anyone wants to add?
Blues/Tails: nope.
SZ: alright, Let's do it. MOVE OUT!
(heh....I went for option [c]: use my own script to cause mass havoc and keep kefka as a plot device. good luck getting around that 😊 )
Death:<unknowns???....could it be........Aila?...>
Kain: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death: *obviously in deep thought* maybe if Kain gave me the accelerator of that Caddi' and Cid gave me the Blender.........
Cid: *producing a blender*
Kain: *driving a '04 Cadillac Esclade(tm) towards Death*
Death: *still in thought* maybe i could try and make the detector....*At hard work placing the blender components inside the Caddi'* done...
Edgar: and people say i'm a mad inventor.......
Death: we gotta find those weapons before we can even think of ending it..
Kefka: (sounding unusually nice)can i come too????
Death & SZ: ok...........NO!!!!!!
Kefka:*taken by surprise and falls into the ocean* I CANT SWIM!!!!!!!!!
Death: now to find the Zaptonian Dagger, Anger of Man and Paranoia of Sin
SZ: whoawhoawhoawhoa!!!! who gets what????
Death: Anger of Man, Zero Wing, Zaptonian Dagger *points to Zapper* and Paranoia of Sin, YOU.....
(see....i ditched Kefka for now and got the story going......wasn't that a good idea????)
ZW: before I take that...
what the hell is coming towards us?
X: seems like some kind of bot.
TC: sonofa--does that thing ever die?!
Omniman: I am unstoppable!
Death: *getting out* will this EVER END!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Omniman: nope......
Death: *sigh* here we go again.....
Edgar: *throwing random rocks at Omniman*
Death: ermmm.....don't you have a crossbow and a DRILL!!!!
Edgar:*embarrassed* yeah....
Death: WELL USE IT!!!!!
*Edgar Attacks Omniman with Drill...surprisingly...no effect*
Death:.....*putting CB away* here goes nothing............*the sky darkens, rocks come flying out of nowhere* looks like this is it! *A blinding flash, when that finishes, Death has vanished*
SZ: heheheheheheheheheh....Omniman won't know what hit him.....
*Then Out of Nowhere....*
??: DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *a massive spear flys through the air*
Omniman: *blocks it*
??: NO!!!!! *Comes closer, vaguely resembling Death, only with a light-saber-like weapon*
SZ: ??????
Edgar,Kain and Cid: *paralyzed with fear* th........the......the.........
SZ: the......WHAT!?
Cid: ATM*squish*
SZ: why does that always happen?
Death?: UKEMI!!!!!!!
SZ: that's death alright...
Omniman: *immune*
Death: hmph.......*jumping back, causing a massive bolt of lightning, and a tidal wave*
*meanwhile*
??:did we lose 'em?
??2: shuttup Barret......they'll hear
Barret: well SOOOORRRY Cloud!!!!!!
Cloud: how's things back there Aila?
Aila: he's here.......
Cloud: yeah......he is.......so is sephiroth.....
Aila: *noticing something* HEY GUYS!!!!!
C & B: WHAT! *both are gobsmacked by the energy in the sky above the battlefield*
Cloud: better call Cid, see what's going on....
Barret: yeah........
Cloud: Yeah Cid?? what the hell is going on????
Cid: well.....remember that massive explosion earlier
Cloud: how could i forget!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cid: well...its owner has had to fight again.....using form 2......
Cloud: crap.....
*meanwhile, back at the battle*
Death: ATMA STRIKE!!! *a MASSIVE sword strike cripples Omniman* now.....HERE WE GO!!!! *charging for an Enormus attack*
Kain: no........please no......
Death: IT'S HERE!!!!!! ATMA SCOURGE!!!!!
SZ: this can't be good......
Kain: wait till he uses his Illumina attacks...*shiver*
Dr. Wily: wow, that guy's doin some heavy damage to our robot
Dr. Weird: yes, but with the modifications I added before it was completed makes him unstoppable
Broly: you mean we're out of a job
Dr. Weird: pfft, hell no! We've got work to do
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Death: ah crap......looks like i have to do it...........*a massive explosion ensues, with death frowing in size and strength to an unimaginable level*
Zapper: holy shit.........
SZ: i haven't seen power like that since Sephy went beserk 5 years ago
Edgar: bye-bye s/t continuum......
SZ: wha???
Edgar: Illumina..... death's most powerful form nearly destroyed the entire s/t/a continuum
SZ: s/t/A?
Edgar: A for Area.....or was it Algebra???
Death: hmmph...... this'll be child's play.......RETURNER FLARE!!!!
*a reddish-blue flare smashes Omniman*
Dr.Weird: *gobsmacked*
Zapper: I ain't leaving this to Death.......*ascends to demi-god form*
SZ: same here! *ascends to Esper form*
Death: ok then......LETS DO THIS!
*meanwhile*
Aila: *stiff as a board*
Barret: what's up?
Cloud: *shivering* Illumina.....
Barret: What!!!!!!!!!
Aila: *massive explosion of dark energy around her* Let's help him....
Cloud: *drawing Ragnarok* yeah....
Barret: *getting AT-AT cannon out* hell yeah....
*back with us...*
Death: so.....she IS going to show up......
SZ: *unleashing a wicked Shonetsu Jigoku-Higyou* who????
Death: my friend....Aila.....
Aila: *showing up, with Cloud and Barret in tow* holy crap! did i miss anything?
Death: nah........... just me warming up *drawing a sword* hey Omniman!
Cloud: <that sounds........HOLY CRAP!> WAIT!
Dr. Weird: what the??
Omniman: *looking at cloud* target identified......Cloud Strife: aged 27, ex-SOLDIER.....target is not hostile.....
Cloud: come on.....please...
Death: *realising* oh my god...... VINCENT VALENTINE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cloud: yeah....he was badly injured, so i took him to the local Doc....he said he couldn't do anything about his condition..so he sent him to another Doc, one speacialising(sp?) in Cybernetics.....turns out Vincent's body was FAR to damaged to save, so he decided to create a cyborg body, and place vincent's mind in it......then 3 days later, there was an attempt to steal cutting-edge technology from the lab, the made off with the body....and Vincent<well...kinda>.....
Omniman(or should i say, Vincent?): hmmm........that is true what Mr.Strife said...
Dr. Weird: WILY!!!!!
Dr.Wily: i can explain...... i asked prototype 0 to get some parts from the lab... he brought that...THING back and said it would make a great addition to the 'family'...
Vincent(?): hmmph.....*blasting the Doctors......* R.I.P......DOC......
TC:such power... might as well ascend.
Omniman: DESTRUCTION BLAST!
????: ABSORB!
TC: what the?!
????: fools!
????: RYO-KOKKEN!
????: DESTRUCTION WAVE!
????: DEVASATION ASSULT!
Zapper: what the hell are those attacks?!
death: I don't like this...
????: POWER BOMB!
????: ULTRA ENERGY WAVE!
death: ultra?
TC: those are my level based attacks 2-6!
????: TOTAL ABSORBSION!
**the mystersious figure completely abosrbs Omniman**
Dr. Weird & Wily: NOOOOO!!
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TC: didn't expect you to--
????: be alive? Hah, after you obliterated me and sent me into the black hole terror, I managed to get out and abosrb the fool who started the dimentional breakdown...
my powers have been growing for quite a time, now I have that dud of a bot's power as my own now! AHAHAHHAAHHA!!
TC: then we end this here and now, Zed Zeldark (ZZ)
ZZ: sorry, but I'm leaving for now, have fun with this guy :evil:
death: this guy just looks like a HadesGigas
TC: don't count on it, he isn't that stupid, wait, if that's what I think it is, it's the infamous Colossus! (FF6)
Death: well....crap........ ah well....easy pickin's......ILLUMINA....................SCOURGE!!!!!
Kain: crap........not good at all.....
SZ: why not?
Kain: every time death unleashes that.....some part of the s/t continuum goes BANG!
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*a huge explosion ensues.....a large sword strikes the ground, knocking all to their feet......the sword then vibrates voilantly(sp?) and a countdown ensues*
Sword: 5 minutes to detonation......
Death: *powering down* EVERYONE!!!! EVACUATE!!!!!
*everybody runs for the Highwind....with Colosuss(sp?) in hot pursuit*
TC: that bastard...
*TC starts to go into a grevious rage, which starts a transformation*
ZW: :scared: I'm out of here; TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!
Yuskue: what a pussy
X: we better get away from here
Yuskue: why?
X: ZZ was the reason TC's dimention was ahnillated(sp?), and everything he's done can't bring it back
Yuskue: jeez, I didn't know that
*while the 2 were talking, TC's cybernetics/armor has turned to a color of blood red, and his hair turned a stark white*
Zombie: what is this?
TC: Zeldark, you'll pay dearly for escaping, just you wait, but first, that minion of yours Deimos 1- Shockwave!
Deimos 2- Acid Storm!
Deimos 3- Gravity Crush!
X: this isn't good, he's in his dark infinity form...
TC: Deimos 4- Inward Explosion!
Deimos 5- Hellfire!
Deimos 6- Devastation!
*after that barrage of attacks, the Collosus basically turned into a small pile of dust*
TC: S-FREEZE!
*the sword vibrates, and disappears in a small explosion*
death: wow, that was pretty good
Zapper: be careful, this doesn't look good....
Death: *noticing something* oh shit........*drawing an M4 Carbine*
Zapper: *realising what its set to* death...that'll be a REALLY BAD IDEA!!!!!
Death: *eyes shift colour to a deep, blood red* that maybe so*pointing M4 at Zapper* but he has just released my true power......and my alter ego.......SERAPH!!
SZ: HOLY SHIT!!!!! so I'M not the vessel....or am i???
Yuskue: i'm CERTAIN that this wont end well.....
Seraph(death):SHUT UP PUNK! *pointing M4* or you get this......
TC: heheheheheh.....*warps away from battlefield*
Death(or Seraph? they have similar personalities): *follows*
Cid: shit....better call S.P.A.S.12 for assistance....*drawing a radio* S.P.A.S.12, this is VII, come in Base
Operator: this is.........What's the problem VII?
Cid: XIII has gone iwop(Insane WithOut Permission)....requesting ACs VII, XXVII, VIII and V
Operator: tran.........plete
*4 Wicked ACs appear, one with plasma arms, another with the Karasawa mk.2, one with twin laser arms and heavy missles and the last one has a rifle, napalm and a radar*
Cid: Zapper, SZ, ZW, this...is AC unit 12.....
SZ: holy shit! i haven't seen AC's like this in.........EVER!
Samus: *scanning them* hmmm...they have unlimited ammo reserves....top of the line gear.......30 metre thick armor...they're like taking an OF and making it into an AC.....
Cid: *getting in the one with the Karasawa* let's go Death huntin'......
*finally have my own net connection! :kawaii: *
[Zapper]you know with all this going on, I'm surprisedthat Jorrik and Baka-san (from the 1st anime/game crossover) haven't shown up yet...
[Zombie]dood!
[Zapper]what?
[Zombie]you know as well as I do that by just mentioning it, that the almighty authro # 2 of Bar-Buddies (who also is the main guy behind this crossover series) can make it happen right?
[Zapper]well shi-!
[Jorrik]Well if it isn't Zapper and his little friends of idiocy!
[Zombie]dood, half he people here could destroy the planet!
[Jorrik]you forget, who I am...
[Baka-san]That's right! Jorrik-sama is the grandson of the one and only Kage!
[Death]who's Kage?
[Jorrik]On Zaptonia there was once a series of wars called the demon rebellions. they were first orchestrated by a demon with aboslute power called Kage. He could not be killed by anyone. Even the Zaptonian Gods with all their power could only seal him away into a sacred temple. I am his grandson. Though not a strong as Kage, I can still cause mass-universal mayhem.
[Zapper]but, we're kinda busy right now. *points to death/seraph* I'm not sure if even my pegasus form combined with the Seraphim Blade can stop him.
[Zombie].....
[Jorrik]you haven't told him yet Project Zombie?
[Zapper]Told me what?
[Zombie]*looks away*.....Zapper. when you were born, an ancient evil even more terrorfying than Kage attacked the palace. your father fought him to a standstill but almost died. the Zaptonian gods managed to seal the evil, but.....
[Zapper]But what?
[Jorrik]hehehehe...
[Baka-san]They sealed in in you Zapper! there was no sacred temple strong enough to seal him into so they sealed him into you! of the four children of Mangetsu (Zapper's father) you hold the most untapped power! the holy energies inside you are stronger than even the Holy Temple where the Gods' reside! no holy relic or item holds a candle to your holy energies!
[Jorrik]the being inside you is ranked #3 on the top 5 dark beings list. he's earned himself a permanent spot there until he can reach the next level. however since he's sealed in you, that means he can only surface when you surffer from a loss.
[Zapper]like when my hair was cut that one time?
[Jorrik] or during a full lunar eclipse. his name is unknown so everyone just calls him Dark Zapper. his power can destroy anything and his body never can be fully destroyed. he'll always come back with no damage inflicted on him. even if his body was destroyed!
[Zapper]I could end this if he was awakened...but that would mean he could just side with them instead! its too risky!
[Jorrik[you don't have a choice! *cuts his hair*
[Zombie]well, crap...
Seraph: well this sucks......
TC?: yeah....this sucks
Dark Zapper: heheheheheheheh......time to end this! Dark WAVE! *the dark wave slams seraph/death HARD, but to no effect*
SZ: wha???
Seraph: heheheh....a dark attack has no effect on me......let me show you true power!!!! SERAPH'S SMASH!
DZ: ARGH! *is thrown into a mountain*
SZ: holy crap! he threw DZ like a CHEW TOY! *ascending to Esper form*
Seraph: no you dont! THROW! *SZ is thrown into said mountain*
SZ: that is the one and the only seraph.....*passes out*
DZ: hmph! *getting up* pretty good power there...how about some of THIS! DARK SMASH! *a HUGE energy wave is dodged just by a quick step from seraph, but only to find the business end of the Karasawa*
Cid: *powering the Karasawa up* no running!
*the Karasawa fires as DZ attacks Seraph, after the explosion clears, Death, Zapper and TC are all back to normal*
Death: *looking at wounds* did i miss something?
Zapper: just a psychotic rampage......
Death: i take it HE got out then.....
X: according to my scans than yes, 'HE' did get out
SZ: *coming round* owww.......is he gone??
Death: *putting M4 away* yeah...he's gone
Dr. Weird: we're going, for now
Dr. Wily: agreed...
**the Skull ship warps out to another dimention....**
Death: oooookkkayyyyy.......
Cid: can we move on now?
Death: *getting into Highwind* why not?
*everybody gets on the Highwind*
Death: *noticing something* whoa! do any of you know the coordinates for this*tapping on screen* planet?
Zapper: oh shit.......VH-020
Death: WHAT! you gotta be kidding me!
SZ: whats wrong?
Death: think about it.....VH...Vandal Hearts...X! scan the planet and tell me the year!
X: scan complete, it is approximately(sp?) the Earth year 1899
Death: oh shit.....that is when 'the mess' started...
Zapper: what?
Death: in Vandal Hearts 2, this year is 'the prologue' they STILL haven't opened the 'gate'........
in a darkened room somewhere...
[mystery villian].....soon....will.....be.....free.....
back to zapper and the others
[Zapper]nothing good can come from this.....
[Zombie]and the academy wqould like to reward Zapper for Understatement of the Year award...
[Zapper]*hits Zombie with mallet-sama*
[Zombie]paaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn...heahahahaha.....
[Zapper]no more Author Space for you...
Zombie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *explodes, then regenerates in an endless loop*
Death: ok... *notices something on the console* wha!?!?!?!?
SZ: what?
Death: i'm picking up a HUGE energy signal from SOL-030
SZ: WHAT!?!?
Death: scanning signa........holy shit!
SZ: WHAT!?!?!?
Death: its a variation of MT....but to use that kind of energy would mean......*gulps* its a MMT-mk.2
SZ: MMT?
Death: considering you own your own AC, i'm surprised you didn't know...but anyhow... an MMT is a Massive Muscle Tracer...
SZ: HOLY SHIT!
Cid: *looking out one of the sealed windows* hey...
*Death and SZ still argue*
Cid: guys....
*no effect on the argument*
Cid: GUYS!!!
*Death and SZ look at Cid*
Death: what?
Cid: is it just me...or is that who i think it is...
Death: *gobsmacked*
SZ: *shocked* but isnt that...
Cid: *interrupting* Roach....in that MAC
SZ: HOLY CRAP A MAC!?!?!?!?!?!?
Death: a whatnow?
SZ: lousy AC amateurs... a MAC is a Massive Armored Core
death: but isnt it a seraph-seph model?
SZ: yeah..... how Roach got his hands on that is beyond me..
X: incoming transmission from the MAC, Death, its for you.....
Death: this is Death2004, who is this?
???: i'm surprised you forgot about me brother.....
death: *eyes wide open, as if in ff6-esque shock* ah crap, what is it roach?
Roach: over the past millenia, all i have heard is 'death this' and 'death that' well... UP YOURS!
Death: you know how our honor system works, you hate me, you duel me....
Roach: duh!!! so then, i'll send you the coordinates of our arena
X: oh shit! these coordinates would put you in great disadvantage
Death: no deal roach, i'll send some coordinates to fight where it is FAIR!
Roach: hmm....FF-072 at 573-893 at 4 o' clock
Cid: WHAT!?!?!? are you out of your MIND!
SZ: what?
Cid: 574-893, that's just outside Rocket town!
Roach: see you there then.....*MAC warps towards FF-072*
Death: X, follow him at same speed
X: Ok then!
*Highwind warps back towards FF-072*