(welcome back!)
Mucus: *droooooooooool......* zombieeeeee
zombie: ! *immediatly(sp?) legs it
Mucus: *eats Zombie*
Death: :sweat: lets get on shall we?
Zapper: yeah
*somewhere else...more importantly 1000A.D.
SZ: ! whats happening to my body??????? *realizes what is going on* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *POOF*
(SuGaR hIgH)
Let meh take a stab at this...
I'll use Me, Frog(from Chrono trigger), Zubat(from Pokemon, heh), and Inuyasha(guess where he's from.)
Hokiefan- Hey guys.
Zubat- Zuuuuuuuuu bat.
Frog- How are thou? Has thou been pimpin the chains?
Zubat- Zu zuuuuuu bat.
Inuyashsa- Shut up, I make my own decisions.
Good?
*Promptly Places approximately 5 belts of M60 ammo into Death's head*
Just because I was gone for 3 months doesn't mean that you can kill me off. GOT IT?
---=1003 A.D.=---
SZ: This is nuts...
Aya: you're still trying to fix it?
*At Lucca's house, we find that Slider has been working on fixing the Dimensional Timer for the last 3 months....seeing as Lucca thought it was a good idea to use the parts for the Epoch*
SZ: Lucca, once I finish this, you've got a 10 second head start.
Lucca: OH COMEON! IT WAS AN EMERGENCY!!
SZ: like I really care? You know how to get parts from other sources relatively quickly.
Aya: whatever. just hurry up already. I'm out of ammo.
*pan out to the fields of Guardia, where several HUNDRED corpses of deformed and mutated creatures lie, many of them with slash wounds or severe burns*
SZ: not my fault that Eve tried to run amok here. I believe that's YOUR sister, not mine.
Aya: meh. at least we won, right?
*of course, the all mighty and powerful Mr. Murphy chose this time to make his presence known, and a loud humming sound can be heard outside*
SZ: and here i'd have thought that you would have learned not to tempt fate by now.
Aya: oops....
SZ: I have none of my powers back yet, so that means that I can't even get my own sword...and this energy pistol is almost dead too...DAMNIT!
Lucca: watch the Burnination Queen at work...*steps outside....and almost immediately runs back in* on second thought....why don't you give it a shot?
SZ: .......{well shit...}
Aya: you do realize that this is a good opportunity to work on controlling your parasite powers, right?
SZ: Lucca ran away from it. RAN AWAY! what makes you think that I even stand a chance right now?
Aya: because your not-so friendly Tiger followed you here.
SZ: {....about time he got here....} alright, I'll handle it...
Lucca: why the sudden confidence?
SZ: I have backup. now if you'll excuse me...oh yeah...flip that little red switch on the timer for me.
Lucca: this one?
*flips the switch, which causes the display to light up with a series of jumbled nimbers, then a 30 minute countdown, which starts almost immediately*
Lucca:...just 30 minutes?
SZ: I won't even be that long
Lucca: ....ummm...yes you will....that thing....is.....is....
SZ: not that tough. see ya in a second!
*Slider walks outside....and almost facefaults at what he sees: varying shades of orange and yellow, a bit of red, and a silver cannon to boot...*
SZ: why me?
*For standing in front of him is none other than the SA-X*
--==*Supposedly* near Tallon IV==--
Samus: alright...we're here....
ADAM: Lady, I have detected an error in my navigation systems. I am attempting to correct it...............complete. According to my data, this is not Tallon IV.
Samus: well....that's a relief....
ADAM: however...I am picking up an unusual space fracture surrounding the entire planet. Residual scans show traces of Phazon in severely affected areas.....
Samus: .....{wait....this can't be right...}
ADAM: Also, I am picking up 3 unique phazon-based lifeforms on the surface.....and what apperas to be several hundred large X-Parasites...
Samus: no....
ADAM: Additionally, I have located at least 200 diffrent metroids on planet, and a heavy Space Pirate Presence nearby.....active scans show at least 800 pirates.
Samus: .......scan the metroids.....and then see if you can identify the Phazon lifeforms...
ADAM: Scanning.....complete. Metroids are primarily of the Zeta and Omega type, with some Hunter and Fission types. I have detected at least one Queen metroid within the group as well.
Samus: this just gets better and better....the Phazon lifeforms?
ADAM: First lifefrom appears to be a perfected version of the Omega Pirate, and is situated within the Pirate base...the Second is Undeerminable, although from your data, the readings are similar to the Metroid Prime...the third is unidentifiable...and from the looks of it, outclasses everything on planet......wait. I'm picking up several miscellaneous contacts...
Samus: display them, please...
*On the display, there are now 5 erroneous contacts: one which is almost instantly Identified as Ridley {Probably leading the Pirate forces...}, a second which seems to fade in and out of existance at random intervals, the third located near one of the few bodies of water, and the fourth being absolutely HUGE. The 5th signal is the only real variant....it's there, unmoving, but is so deep underground that it may not even exist at all*
Samus: {....no....no....} ADAM, What is the name of this planet?
ADAM: assuming that my database is correct.....
.....this planet would be called Aether.
---=1003 A.D.=---
SZ: Stupid SA-X....*dodges another plasma blast* DIE ALREADY!!!
*suddenly, both stop fighting and look towards the sky*
SZ: huh? who's screaming like that?
*of course, the SA-X uses this time to squeeze in a sneak attack*
SZ: alright then...you asked for it...
(Samus is....well....even screwed is too mild....that is about as close to hell as it gets in Samus' mind. I don't think I need to tell you what the 4 erroneous contacts are 😊 but I will say this about the last Phazon Signature: it makes everything on that planet look WEAK by comparison. yes, even the army of X-Parasites (some of which can change into SA-X at will), so I think you can understand WHY Samus is so pissed.
(it was a POWER-UP! and besides.....i was on a sugar high....*immune*)
Death: *whistiling(sp?)*
Zapper: when will we do something?????
death: *reading alt. script* ermm....right about...
*plot-hole*
Death: now.....
SZ: about freak'n time ya got here
Death: actually....it was a random plot-hole.....*:sweat:*
Zapper: whatever...just what will we do about *points to SA-X* that......?
Death: *looks at SA-X* shi......
SA-X: *shoots manically(SP?) at death, who manages to deflect them all with the sword alone (tribute to metal gear solid 2 and the HF.Blade)*
SZ: when did you get a sword????
Death: *takes the Dark Truth out as well* as soon as this thing is dead.....ill tell you.... here goes...COVER YOUR EYES!
*all but death cover eyes*
Death: DEATH.........
SZ: *murmuring* no.......
Death: REBORN........
Zapper: *mumbling* he's nuts......
Death REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back again for who knows how long...*
[Zapper]well this won't end well...
[Zombie]*regenerates his entire body which he can normally do* what'd i miss? *looks at death and his attack* well I couldn't have possibly picked a better time to regenerate...NOT!
if death's Death Reborn Revolution is anything like Sailr Saturn's then the planet they are on is gonna blow...but that's if its the same...
Death: *charging with a strange sound* stay back..... i'll handle this..... HA! *massive fireball smacks the SA-X HARD*
SA-X: *disappears...along with Death*
Zapper: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*in a spacial warp*
Death: I shall prevail!
SA-X:........
Death: lets get it on! *draws broadswords* GIGA......AIN.......AWPH.......SOL!!!! *a MASSIVE explosion rips parts of the SA-X off*
Death: *panting* that was tough.......!*in metal gear solid 2 style, including sound effect*
SA-X: *regenerating, then charging*
Death: this is gonna hurt....
Zombie gets in the way.
[death]what are you doing?!
[zombie]I may be a zombie but I was designed to be the ULTIAMTE UNDEAD WARRIOR! PROJECT ZOMBIE ULTIAMTE TECHNIQUE: UP YOUR FULL ARSENAL!
*every weapon in zombie's arsenal of weapons including his gatling, missiles, nuclear prinnys, mobile suits with buster rifles/laser cannons, beam cannons, his super gatlings (which are just really big gatlings with even bigger attacking power) and of course his mobile armor(its my version of mecha) the Zombie uses its full array of weapons all homing in on the SA-X who is hit with every single attack.*
[death]did you get it?
[zombie]I hope so cuase if not then I jsut REALLY pissed it off.
[zapper].....*face-vaults on floor*
SA-X: *regenerates*
Death: this sucks man......
Zombie: word......
Death: hey zombie...
zombie: yeah?
Death: that combo attack we practised.....
Zombie: oh yeah....
Death and Zombie: FALLING STAR!!!! *Death tosses Zombie in the air with fire gloves on, then tosses a sword to zombie, who catches it, then zombie nose-dives straight into the SA-X*
Zapper.........intriguing
uhhh yo! 😃
Our party consists of the following--
myself---
abilities: can shout confusing phrases at a selected person, thus befuddling them for a single turn; can summon 'zig' at will
X (from Mega Man X series)
abilities: chargeable Mega-Buster, armor change for different abilities including flight, spike protection, underwater shielding, ect.
Yuskue Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho anime series)
Spirit Dective; spirit attacks, fighter (a punk at times)
The Cyborg (with his permission 😃 )
inter-dimentional explorer/traveler fighter; energy and elemental attacks(depending on which sword is in use), part Sayian,can mirror attacks, other stuff :scared:
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Setting- Outer Space
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Myself and X are under attack by an unknown enemy
ZW: status!
X: shields are almost gone
ZW: :sweat: send the distress signal
X: done
(on a view screen)
TC: ya need some help?
Yuskue: obviously they do
TC: I'll be back in a minute...activate space armor
The Cyborg teleports out into space and does a double-beam blast, thus destroying the enemy
ZW: hey! watch it, you nearly hit us!
TC: heh, sorry about that :shrug:
X: I'd hate to spoil the 'fun' but there's more enemies coming
TC: then lets get out of this dimention
ZW: agreed
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Zero Wing's ship docks with The Cyborg's
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ZW & TC: Let's get this party started!
TC: engage dimentional drive
ZW: done and ready
TC: ENGAGE!
Yuskue: not again!
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later on--
TC: computer, where the heck are we?
Comp: unknown
All: :sweat:
Comp: approaching a planet, various life-forums, one humanoid detected
Yuskue: I don't have a good feeling about this, I'm sensing a couple of big nasties down there
TC: yeah, definitely not good
*tilts head in confusion* Nya?
(Is a N00B, no clue what she's doing)
Nya? Is anyone here?
*ugh...... triple-posting*
Death: this is a filler post i guess......
Cid: yeah(finally...a line!)
The Cyborg: you hearing this over the comm guys?
everybody else: yeah
The Cyborg: what do you think we should do to the n00b?
Zero Wing: can I please?!? :sly:
The Cyborg: :eyebrow: alright, just let us get some ear protection on first
Zero Wing: just tell me when you're ready
The Cyborg: allright, ready
Zero Wing: :sb:
main screen turn on
What!!
You have no chance to survive make your time
n00b you not rules read
minced meat become have you
three turns stunned shall you be
justice not have you
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tapping on The Cyborg's shoulder
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TC: done already?
ZW: yep
TC: well, everybody ready to check out this planet?
*meanwhile, on the battleground*
Death: man...this thing is indestructible.....
zombie:.......
sa-X: *grabs death with something*
Death: *struggling* lemme go! dammit, lemme go!
zombie: *calls uber-armour*
Death: *breaks free* why didnt ya tell me you had that?
zombie: you never asked.....
*on the downed ship*
comp: reading an unidentified object 5 miles/8km from here
x: im gonna check it out....*dashes away*
tc: not alone you're not....*follows x*
zw: why do i bother....*follows tc & x*
ZW: Where the hell did they go now?
Yuskue: I don't know
ZW: Let's see if they've gone into this cave network; got your ear-protection?
Yuskue: Yeah...
*thinking* this really blows, stupid searching
x & tc: *arrive*
Death: damn! i knew he'd show up eventually(great....i gotta share the plot-line with him)
x: *looks at Zombie's uber-armour* just a sec....
*meanwhile with ZW and yuskue*
ZW: for great justice!
yuskue: hey! i heard something from the ship! *heads to the downed ship*
ZW: wait up! *follows yuskue*
*at the ship*
Computer: receiving communication from X, answer or leave?
ZW: accept call
*x appears on the screen*
X: ZW, Yuskue! we have a slight problem....
ZW: go ahead X!
X: that object, was the z-u-a frame
ZW: uber-armour.....
X: thats not all
zw: ?
X: that guy you and TC arent very friendly with, Death2004, he is here......he is the apparent leader of the group
ZW: damn!
*meanwhile*
TC: all plans are ready to implement
????: good.......maybe this time i won't go so easy on Death this time...... prepare the Sin Blade!
TC: at once!
suddenly a random yugioh character pops up
[annoying kid with glasses]i shall 0wndz j00! i pl4c3 ins3ct qu33n!
[zombie].....wtf? *a yugioh card appears in his hand. it show the kid in glasses' head blowing up and is titled weevil self-destruct*.....whatever...*plays the card and the kid's head blows up*
[zapper]i suppose that's better than his attempting to kill us with his monsters.....not that they would have done anything......where were we?
[zombie]doing whatever the hell we want to, that's what! *pelts zapper in the head with a pebble*
[zapper]you aren't even trying any more are you?
[zombie]no, i got bored once the author gave control to everyone in this thread...
[zapper].....i'm gonna go this way and see if i can find the author's party (beatrix, shadow the hedgehog, and samus)
[zombie]you do that...
Death: already done *points to shadow, samus and beatrix*
Zapper: how do you do that?
Death: i didnt do anything!
????: its about time death......
Death: hmmmm?
????: you dont remember me death? we met at St. Claire's Cathederal(sp?)
Death: damn! zapper! SZ! heads up!
SZ and Zapper: why?
????: *reveals self*
SZ: no, it can't be!
Death: i'm afraid so.......Sieg.....
Sieg: its about time too...... *draws sin blade*
Death: wha? but.... you aren't the guardian of Sin........
Sieg: true, but this isn't Sieg either
Death: no......please no........
Sieg: *looking at Zapper* hmm......impressive party here......too bad i'll be sucking all your souls in!
Death: DAMN YOU MORBALANIS!
Morbalanis: damn..... you got me.....
Death: *draws Janenba*
Morbalanis:*draws Sin blade*
SZ: ???? a duel?
Death: lets get it on!
*back at the ship*
comp: Warning! incoming enemy ships. Warning!
ZW: What! Identify!
comp: 3 cube-like space-craft and 4 sphere ships
Yuskue: What the hell could that be?
ZW: the Borg; activate self-destruct
Yuskue: WHAT!!
ZW: if they get ahold of any of this equiptment, everything is doomed; now GO!
*they escape and the ship explodes*
TC: (hearing the exposion) what the hell?
Death: *hearing explosion at 100x TC's hearing due to Time Sense* damn.....that was our ride outta here
Morbalanis: at least we can fight to the DEATH then....
Death: sure....whatever
TC: dammit.....this aint gonna be pretty
Death: *starts moving the sword in a circle* Gate....
Morbalanis: no......please no!
Death: *at half-way point* of....
Zapper: but that's my move!
Death: DESTINY!!!!!!! *a one-sided portal appears and sucks Morbalanis into it*
TC: *contacting ZW* what happened back there?
ZW: borg, thats what happened....
Death: damn! if they're here....then...... EVERYBODY! FOLLOW ME! *death goes through the Gate of destiny, with all members following*
ZW: TAKE OFF EVERY "ZIG"!
MOVE "ZIG"
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
Yuskue: what was that?
ZW: our ride out of here!
TC: no, we're staying, something very nasty is coming...
Samus: dang, it looks like Ridley...but mechanized
ZW: !
TC: oh [beep], the Borg have already gotten to him
Yuskue: shotgun!
*no damage to Ridley-B*
Yuskue: alright, let's do this right
TC: heh heh
Death: *opens portal and grabs TC, Yuskue and ZW before they fight ridley-B* what were you thinking!
ZW: we were bored....
death: well you were almost screwed....Ridley-B is an old foe of mine, i was almost screwed fighting him.....
TC: LEMME AT HIM! LEMME AT HIM!
death: *restraining TC*
Zapper: hmm......tough situation here, we'd better re-unite the party...
Death: *pointing to Blues and the rest of the missing lot* already done...
zapper: STOP DOING THAT!
Death: its not me tho...... But, I know where we should be headed next....
all but Death: WHERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Death: *typing co-ordinates into console* co-ordinates u(niverse):FF, G(ame): 7
Cid: i'm going home.......
I join up as my self (powers not yet revealed), along with Broly, Dr. Wily, and younger Toguro
(in Skull ship)
Dr. Wily: everything is ready to commence
Dr. Weird: Let's get this party started then :evil:
Computer *firing skull missile*
(said missile destroys the console death was using
Dr. Weird: all right guys, lets strech our muscles and attack them! Mwhahahaha!
*everybody teleports out except death2004, Yuskue, The Cyborg, and Zapper*
TC: well, we have to fight now...
Death: crap...this isn't gonna be easy
Yuskue: what the hell?! That's Toguro!
Death: that console was our only way to do ANYTHING on this ship..........but i have an idea.....
tc: i dont like the sound of this......
Death: TC, you take the turret on the back of the ship, Zapper, do that move i taught you on my command and Yuskue...
yuskue: lemme guess.....round up all the parts and repair the console
Death: and then use the anti-missle turret next to TC
yuskue: ALRIGHT! a DECENT job!
*on dr.weird's ship*
dr.weird: damn! according to the bug, they're planning to attack us......
Broly: is TC there?
dr.w(i'll be using this to save my finger's time): yeah....
Broly: let me handle this.......
dr.wily: but take this *reveals a black gem*
Broly: heheheheh....TC doesnt stand a chance......
Dr. Wily: think this would be a excellent time to bulid that super robot?
Dr. Weird: heh heh, YES!
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Broly flys down to attack the Cyborg...
while Toguro powers to 40% strength
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Dr. Wily: I call it OmniMan! With the all of the attacks of my previous robots, it will be unstoppable!
The Cyborg: a Super Sayian 2, eh? what th--!!! SHIFT!
(avoids high energy blast)
If I can....
Come and get it!!
Broly fires another energy blast, hitting Ridley-B
Ridley-B: WRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!
Broly: sonofa...
The Cyborg: now there's Toguro to deal with...