The Anime/Game Crossover Role-Playing Adventure II(2)!

Death: lets move.................

*in Iranum city*

vendor: hey! you with the grenade launcher!
Zombie: you got any deals????
Vendor: how about a turbo-charger for that firing mechanism ya got there???
Zombie: ok.........
Vendor: �10.....
Death: ?????
Vendor: take the flaming discount already y-man!
Death: *realises who vendor is* ok........<back alley...15 mins>
Vendor: thanx<make that 5........i have a short lunch>

*at teh a11ey*

Death: HOW'd you managed to get HERE!?
Vendor: pot-hole.........
Death: did ya wire yaself to my scythe or summat?????
Vendor: serious, as Maia isn't at Halassar, we are stressed for manpower......these things are attacking......they even took Iari down...........
Death: wait a minuite.............they took down part of the Unseen?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Sangaril: yeah.........they are just that powerful, i am alive just because i was at Hopiris fighting my old master
Death: geez..........oh yeah! the favour...........
Sangaril: what f....................ohhhhhhhh that favour.........here you go!

*Death, Zapper and SZ learned 2 circles.........Stealth(which involves stealing and sneaking.....) and Poison(which DO knows as well, first 2 skills are Nightshade(blind) and Snake Poison(poison)

Death: sweet!

*Sangaril joined Death and his friends(as the 5th member)*

*a poof*

Warrior: if she is with him........im with this guy*points to DO*

*Azraman joined DO(he is a VERY powerful Villain........with a 50-tonne ax!)

[sephy]just what we need...another psycho amoungst us...
[tossed veggie salad]oh like you are one to talk...
[sephy]at least the auother of this thread isn't changing my name becaucse it sounds funnier as a food dish. :lol:
[veggie soup]...i hate you
[sephy]join the club
[DO]shut up two mother fuckin rectal warts! *turns to Azraman* welcome to...THE DRAGON'S BANE! *insert echo with lightning* or something like that. my group doesn't have an official name yet...
[zapper]how about Dragon Heroes? you'd be team dragon...
[DO]...:sweat: how about i stick a decripid hedgehog up your mother fucking ass?
[zapper]meep 😮dd:

DO-...Why do I know "Poison?" All my attacks are energy based, not magical...besides, "Poison" is a stupid fucking attack...
Sephiroth-Quit complaining. Just because you have it doesn't mean you need to use it.
Vegeta-At least you get some respect...

DO turns around and lightning strikes in the background

DO-I GIVE RESPECT TO NO ONE!!!!

Everyone is super-deformed with sweatdrops

DO-At this rate I'm never gonna get to have any fun blowing things up...(sigh)

Huge boulder the size of a three story building suddenly is blown out of existance
Everyone backs slowly away from DO
:mischief:

[zombie]...well that went well.
[all but zombie and DO].....
[zombie]...what? at least he didn't blow any of US to bits. *suddenly explodes then regenerates* i stand corrected...

Death: *sigh* why do i bothe..........*pot-hole sucks all back to Zaptonia*
Zapper: DAMMIT!
DO: Zaptonia????????? what kinda f***ing name is that??????
Death: please........there are young ones here.........
DO: alright then............ARGH! *DO gets squashed by a GIANT Mud Golem*
Death: Mud Golems?????????? they arent native to Zaptonia OR Rassalah.......whatever we're up aginst must be from......*gulp* twilight...............that world hates me and my brothers..........
Zapper: ahhhhhh.................😱
Death: lets get ready..........*signals all others*
Zapper: right......
SZ: lets test some poison..........
Death: SNAKE POISON!!!!!!! *all of Death's, Zapper's and SZ's weapons are layered in a thin line of Snake venom*
SZ: im first!!!!!!!! SHADOW NOVA!!!!!!!!*no effect except poison* what happened?????????/
Death: only blunt and Shadow attacks effect it........and ShadowNova is a light attack........... DEATH! *golem is killed*
Zapper: show-off.............

[samus]shadow, you're on!
[shadow]*you know what he was doing...* what? oh these guys...*raises hand* chaos control...*the mud golems are suspended in time so they can be bashed to bits or whatever the hell you wanna do to them.....*
[zombie]*appears in his mobile armor/meccha thingy and steps on the mud golems* don't tell me you didn't see that coming?
[samus]actually i didn't...
[zombie]oh. ok, iguess next time i'll announce my attack so they can prepare for it then.
[beatrix]whatever...
[squall]*pops outta nowhere* that's my line dammit!
[shadow]you talk to much *bashes squall's face in with his foot*

Death: *slaps head* what a show-off...................
Zombie: I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death: NO! DONT SQUI*squish!*
Zapper:.................
Zombie:..............
SZ:..............

DO gets up and dusts himself off

DO-That...was the...cheapest...MOTHER FUCKING SHOT IN ALL OF LAMEDOM!!!
Sephiroth-Oh hush.
DO-I swear, if I don't blow something away in the next ten minutes I'm gonna freak!

DO eyes Zombie's mobile suit

DO-I guess that will do.

DO raises his right hand above his head and prepares a Dragon Bomb attack

DO-DRAGON BAKUDAN!

DO throws the attack at Zombie's mobile suit
A huge explosion ensues
As the smoke clears everyone but DO looks around

Death-Well, it didn't seem to do too much damage...
Sephiroth-Take another look.
Death-Huh?
Vegeta-All the building are gone.

Soon, everyone else realizes that they are standing in a crater the size of Asia and about three miles deep

Everyone else but DO-o_O'
DO-Ah, much better!
Zapper-Ummm...may we please get out of here now? DO scares me...
:mischief:

Yay its back!!!I didnt bother to read all 4 pages so some one tell me if any1 is one of my charecters plz. my dudes r Freya(FFIX)and sence some1 is Kain ill also get Mog(FFVI/English III)

(Krickis, you need yourself and another character with you...................)

Death: (speaking in Mooglish) Hey mog!
Mog: (same) hey death! hows it going?
Death: you know, occasional uninvited visitor, but nothing else.
all except Death and Mog: 😮dd: you speak moogle?????
Death: i can speak in a lot of languages.......like l33t, also known as 1337............s\/\/337 huh???(:sweat: )

*all hell breaks loose around the partys with MILLIONS of Nazi troops attacking our people)

Moogles speak english,but say kupo a lot...
Mog:I have to dance(dancesDesert aria)
Krickis:I dont thing nows the time to dance..
A sandstorm apears atacking the nazi troops.
Krickis:Never mind :sweat: ...

Death: *slaps head* i know a lot of moves that you dont mog........
Mog: *still dancing* like what??????/
Death: wait and see....................DRAGON BAKUDAN-SHI!!!!!!!
DO: *pretending to sneeze* rip-off!
Death: if your gonna do anything put those arms up......it takes FOREVER to charge<last time was 2 years......................>
Zapper: *sticks arms up* might as well.........
Zombie: *does it as well* why not????
Shadow: *arms up and trying to do his thing..............at the SAME time, now of his rocker from the thing* WhY N07???????

Im confused,I must have missed something a wile ago...how many people r we aloud to have?if i can have more then me and Mog I whant Freya as well.
Is DO the person were fighting?Whats Dragon Bakudan Shi?r u going to keep controling my dude forever? 😕 atacks enamy(mog still dances)with katana(Krickises weapen)but being a weak fighter only scratches enamy.sword breaks so he picks up a stick and :whap: :whap: :whap:

*time freezes*
Death: *slaps head* listen to this very carefully Krickis........you HAVE to have at least 4 people in your party.......for example:

Leader: Life(someone i dragged up earlier)
char.1: Terra(ff3/6)
char.2: Celes(ditto)
char.3: Ness(SSBM)

now on with the story.....
*time resumes*

Death: We are outnumbered!!!!!!!
Edgar: tell me about it!
Mog: *exausted* kupo! *slams spear into Nazi leader(who is not DO, he is on our side)*
Death: Way to go Mog!
Edgar: YEAH!
Death: wait a minuite.......ITS FINSIHED!!!!!!!!!!! (Dragon Bakudan-Shi is an energy attack at least a MILE in diameter(and it hovers over my head), is that ok???)DRAGON BAKUDAN-SHI!!!!!!!!!!!
*previously mentioned energy ball RIPS through the Nazi army.......killing all in its path....*
Death: There........th....a...t....ll.....do...i.......t *collapses*
Zapper: why am i not surprised...............

Ok all my questen are anserd exept when r u going to stop controling Mog!My dudes will ne 1:me(the scary place of my own mind) 2:Mog(FFIII) 3:Freya(FFIX) 4:Miroku(Inuyasha Fudal fairy tale)
Krickis:R all th F*****s dead?
Mog:I think so.
Freya:I'll check(jumps for better view)
Krickis:see any thing?
Freya:No
Miroku:What next?
Krickis:Who knows?someone else is controling our life,i think.

(no..........i have been controlled by the others as well and they have been controlled by me...so no complaining please)

Death: well.....thats the end of........*plot-hole*
Zapper: well poop!
Death: ah...................we are in *gulp* the Labyrinth of the Guardian of Sin......
Zapper: the guardian of sin.....one of the 4....<Death, Destiny, Sin and Time....>
Death: *hearing a voice in his head*
Voice: i have brought you here for the test of the 3rd Guardian......only the Guardians of Death and Destiny can go forward......
Death: *snaps out of it* Zapper!
Zapper: yeah?
Death: me and you are the only ones that can go on....this is the test of Sin.....<and if the new guardian is who i think it is......help!>
............end...........

SZ: *wakes up from a mysterious dream*.....I'm going with you.
Zapper/Death: You can't.
SZ: did you forget that rather important fact about me already?
Death: yes, we know that you are the tr-
SZ: no....that's only a PIECE of my existence...
Zapper: ???
SZ: I possess the Sword of Luminescence...and ca wield its true power. I am among the guardians of Fate, which, through a strange coincidence, is composed of my siblings.....and to top it off, I exist outside of existence.

*there is an audible gasp from everyone*

Emeralda: You guys didn't know this? jeesh...
SZ: I don't trust everyone with my secrets, Em..*clears throat* now then...along with the fact that I am half-esper, am sharing my existence with a sadistic hedgehog girl who JUST SO HAPPENS to be the angel of chaos, and am an 'Angel' myself, there is one other major thing to worry about...
Zapper: It can't be that bad...
SZ: THINK ABOUT IT. Why am I marked six ways to sunday for just about EVERYTHING big in the universe?
Death: there wouldnt be a reason for it ....unl..oh crap....YOU'RE THE VESSEL?!?
SZ: what a grand observation. yes....I am the vessel for the corrupted archangel known as Seraph.....odd enough as it is that I managed to get his powers in the process..
Sephiroth: ......stop playing around and tell the REST of the story.
SZ: oh shut up seph. you're supposed to be dead anyway....but DO had to go and mess with the Space-Time continuum AGAIN...
DO: Fuck you.

*Slider Whips out a beam-saber like weapon and Slashes at DO, whom dodges.....only to find his clothes have nearly frozen off of his body*

DO: What the Fuck was that?!?!
SZ: *disengages Beam saber* my New toy. I call it the Ice Saber.....the design was ripped off of a reploid by the name of Vengeance...Eiether way, just know that the blade on this thing is at Absolute Zero.
Rock: ....kinda overkill, yes?
SZ: Shutup and listen, cause you don't know this part. Seraph is indeed sealed within my body.....but there is one critical detail that prevents him form coming back.
Zapper: and that is..?
SZ: Ginger. she just so happens to be my twin. my IDENTICAL twin.

*Slider pauses to let the info sink in*

SZ: put simply, neither of us are supposed to exist, and yet we do......the thing about Seraph that makes him a nonentity at the moment is that his so-called soul is split between the two of us....and the evil portion of it sealed within this pendant....*holds up his pendant for all to see* She has one too...can't be too careful with this kind of thing...
Blues: and this has been kept secret why..?
SZ: because if for any reason we are together....there's a chance that he could get out...It's happened once already....and the wave of destruction that followed took out a good 5 galaxies in the process....and that was while he was near powerless...
Death: damn....I take it that's why she was in such a hurry to leave when she dropped off Lumina?
SZ: *nods*
Zapper: alright, knowing this is all good and everything, but what bearing does this have right now?
SZ: *eyes shift form a dark brown to a dull grey* remember that I have a slight case of multiple personality syndrome...*shift again, this time to a dark blue*...which really isnt.....*another shift, this time to a violet hue* ...and normally, no human being can handle more than 2 seperate personalities without suffering from mental degredation....*yet another shift, this time to a dark red, and accompanied by a somewhat digitized voice*...which would result in total brain failure...sucks to be you guys....hehe

*however, on the inside, there is a very unusual form of a mental argument going on...*

[SZ]: Will you guys cut the crap already?
[Ryo]: nope...you asked for it esperboy..
[SZ]: you seem to forget where your form came from...
[Ares]: oh can it already. they needed to know, and now they do.
[SZ]: I WAS going to explain it in a way that wouldn't confuse the hell out of them...but no....
[Jake]:stop whining and finish explaining alorady....
[Suzie]: yeah...
[SZ]: great...even my own digivice is against me.....speaking of which, you never explained how I got stuck with you in the first place...
[Suzie]:you think I understand the reasons any better?
[Jake] Just finish Explaining already....
[SZ]: Shutup rabbit.....
[Jake]: look who's talking.
[Ares]: *bears claws* I would suggest that you stop with the egging....
[Ryo]: besides...when do we get to get outta here again anyway? I need fresh air too you know...
[SZ]: later. Right now I would like it if I didnt fall to pieces at the moment...
[All]: whatever...

*back outside Slider's mind*

SZ: *eyes return to the normal Brown* alright...if that didn't confuse you, then you are one step closer to understanding that I am just that much better than you.
Zapper: you still didnt explain-
SZ: I was getting to that. The uniqueness of my existence allows me to completely ignore any and all rules not specifically bound to myself....and those are very few, because they would kill others just by being there...in general, the only truly binding rule that I happen to have at the moment is that I HAVE NO RULES. simply put, I can do anything.
Zapper/Death/DO: ........not here you cant.

NOTES: ....two and a half weeks without a computer. That is torture....even moreso due to the fact that that's how long it took me to fix it properly....so now we can get back to normal business here, kay?

(oh, and I'll explain the personalities later...this post is long enough as it is.)

Death: ah...........that explains the grey eyes............
Zapper: yeah.......
Death: better move then...........*moves into the Labyrinth*
Death: be careful in here......it is a labyrinth of battles
SZ: ok.......
Zapper: yeah......
*all move in........to find a single Slime there*
Death: SLIME!!!!!!!!!! SPREAD OUT!!!
SZ: its only a puddle
Death: just Spread out!
Slime: *meep*
Death: No way.......Mucus???
Mucus: *MEEP*
Death: ok.......weapons down
SZ: ok
*Mucus joined!*
Death: NEXT LABYRINTH!

SZ: Freeze.
Zapper/Death: huh?
SZ: *looks around* .....it was nothing...continue on....

*the group continues to move onward, with Slider Fanning out more towards the walls*

SZ: Stop.
Zapper: what now?
SZ: oh....nothing....*moves so his back is to a wall* just wanted to tell you guys....*Suddenly reaches out and grabs a seemingly invisible...thing....off of the wall* that we're being followed.
Death: what is that?
SZ: dunnAAAAAARGHHHH*is electrocuted*
Zapper: what the...

*suddenly the group is transported to a formless void*

SZ: ....that hurt....
[Ryo]: <you have to be kidding me....he KNEW where to hit you....>
[SZ]: <I NOTICED that....>
Death: ........but what was.....
Zapper: LOOK! IT'S OVER THERE!

*standing in the 'middle' of the void is thier mysterious 'thing'*

???: So you have finally come......too bad you won't be seeing the 3rd guardian after all...UWEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!

*Slider's yes widen in horror*

SZ: <....no....it can't be....EM!!>
[Emeralda]: <what...I was having a nice nap, you know...>
[SZ]: <he's here....>
[Emeralda]: <....but.....how...oh never mind....I'll get some backup....>
[SZ]: <the others are right ouside the barrier....justbreak it down..>
[Emeralda]: < I said BACKUP, not help....I'm calling in the rest of the squad...>
SZ: <.....great....you do realize that Hersh will kill me for this...> ......it would seem that we have a problem...
Death: no kidding....I recognize that laugh...
Zapper: how the hell is he still alive?
SZ: don't ask....I don't know eiether....
???: Why so down, Slider....or should I say TERRY?
SZ: (heh...still thinks that's my real name...) ......
???: I thought you would be happy to see me....happy to give your powers to ME!!!
SZ: please....I would never...
???: alas....you little returner friend said the same thing...pity she isn't here with us now....
SZ: *Now visibly Angry* You....if you even so much as laid a finger on her..
???: oh please....why would I kill her....when a Slave is so much Better!!!! UWEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!

*A sudden lapse of silence follows....Which I will use to check up on the other group*

Edgar: .......
Kain: what is it?
Edgar: odd...for a second I could've sworn that Kefka was around here...
Cid: don't worry....that guy is long gone...I watched him die with my own eyes...
Edgar: that's what bothers me....I did too...
Samus: Kefka? I thought She was one of the Good guys?
Edgar: SHE?
Cid: .....you must be talking about a diffrent Kefka....

*Vegeta, however, is scared stiff as a board*

Vegetable Patch: th-th-th-th-th-t-ht-ht-ht-ht-hth-th-th....
Sephiroth: what is it, you pathetic weakling?
Veggieboy: th-th-tth-TH-.....THE KEFKA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus: .....oh yeah...I forgot about that...hehe
Beatrix: he fears Kefka? What did she do to him?
Samus: something involving a childhood prank...I wonder where she is right now....

*Somewhere above the Planet Zaptonia, on the Space Transport "Broadsword"*

Hershey: .......this is where Emer's COM signal says they are...but where are they..?
Kefka: ....dunno......
Billy Lee Black: Strange....it's not Like Emeralda to leave off like that....and she left Crescens too...
Ami: I guess we'll have to find them then....shouldn't be too hard, right?

*Back with Edgar and Co.*

Edgar: .....you'd think that ther would be some reinforcements here by now....
Cid: no kidding...I radioed for the Highwind almost 6 hours ago...still no response...
Samus: you guys can't contact anyone eiether?
Cid: nope....
Samus: *switches to scan visor* hmm....let's take a look....

{ Scan Result: The walls of this cavern are composed of a bendezium-cordite alloy-immune to all forms of weaponry. This Alloy is also useful as an effective anti-microwave device, as it blocks all energy waves above the microwave scale. Oddly enough, This metal has no Conductivity or insulation properties whatsoever, making it unusable in all but it's natural state for any form of construction. It is noted, however, that the use of Nanotechnology could possibly aid in adapting the metal towards specific needs}

Samus: Damn....a literal jamming box...whatever was sealed down here was not meant to be found...

*somewhere In the labyrinth of Sin*

Krickis: where am I?

*Back to the main group*

SZ: ....no....
Zapper:....this is bad.....
Death: but how....

* the mysterious figure unveils himself from the shadows....and is revealed to be none other than FFVI's very own Kefka*

Kefka: welll......the poor girl was far too resistant to the slave crown....so I tried....other...forms of persuasion...ehhehhehehe.....those power gems sure came in handy..
SZ: *grits teeth*
Zapper: ...Power gems..?......bu the only person who should have those is...
SZ: ........
Death: Ryoko....

*Zapper and death turn to look at Slider, both immediately understanding what is going on*

Kefka: she put up quite the fight, that one...but in the end...hehehehehe

SZ: ...........

*In another area of the labyrinth*

??1: Where are we?
??2: Dunno...
??3: oh well...at least we have no Sephiroth on our asses here....

-------END---------

Pushed for time, will add notes later....

Death: <DAMMIT! i hope zapper and SZ dont know what i know......> KEFKA!!!!!!!!!! YOU KILLED MY FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kefka: so?! what ya gonna do about it???? punch me in the face???
Zapper: lets NOT go there........
SZ: yeah...........<i wish these people in me would just SHUT UP!>
Death:<little do they know im quasi-psychic..or do they????>
Mucus: >_< *shapeshifts to Leo*
M.Leo: SHOCK!!!! *Shock hits Kefka like a Hurricane hits a wooden house*
Death: YEAH! Mucus Rocks!
SZ: ..................ok
Zapper: <at least ill learn shock>
Death: <yeah..the same here>
SZ: Mucus???
M.Leo: *meep?*
SZ: can i say something??
M.Leo: *meep!*
SZ: youre a show-off!
M.Leo: *obviously aggravated* MEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
Death: SZ! Mucus is very sensitive to comments like that!
SZ: can we focus on Kefka???
Death: oh yeah.............. L-I-M-I-T-B-R-E-A-K-! AREU-GEN-ETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Kefka is HAMMERED by Urath..........Laharah(the Death-Diety of Rassalah).......Amasido(one god from Iranum City) and Ghuval........the maker of all things............*

*Kefka Stands Back up, Practically Unharmed*

Kefka: what....you thought that was even gonna make a scratch?
Death: No.....but it bought Slider some time....

*Kefka turns to Slider.....only to discover him in his esper-state, charging up a spell*

SZ: here's an old favorite from waaaay back when....ULTIMA!!
Zapper: <Hell....Why not..> Lets not forget about me! Armageddon!

*Kefka is pummeled by these attacks....and gets up again, without a scratch on him*

SZ: you gotta be kidding me...
Death: there is no way he's that Powerful...
Zapper: what the hell is going on here?

*back with the others*

Krickis: .....maybe if we take the next left....
Rock: Umm....we're over HERE.
Krikis: ......oops...
Edgar: so.....assuming that they actually need help, just how are we getting by that barrier?
Guy: *examines the Barrier for a moment* ......looks like it was done by an anima sage....
Cid: ....since when could sages use barrier magic?
Guy: they can use all sorts of magic....it's just that they usually don't need to use more than one type...

*The sound of a Charging Cannon is heard*

Samus: Anima Sage, eh? Well....it can't be too tough to break... *releases a charged Power beam shot at the barrier, which shatters like glass*
Cid: <so she's had some experience with these things before....should help out later...> alright people, Let's go!
DO: and just why should we follow you?

*Dragon Omega is suddenly--and very forcefully--knocked to the floor*

Rock: because I said so. Let's MOVE!!

*Everyone leaves toward the battle site.....only for another group to arrive at the gateway*

??: just where are we now.....looks like something was supposed to be sealed here...
??2: ALAN! Enough with the analysis! will it get us out of here or not?
Alan: .....probably not. although it would still be a good idea to check it out....whaddya say, Kitty?
Kitty: ....lets go!!
Alan: guess you lose, Nala...
Nala: .........

*the three follow the rest into the labyrinth*

*In orbit---onboard the Broadsword*

Hershey: okay....I've got my Tonfas....Ami has her Scythe, Billy has his usual assortment of guns, and Kefka has magic. Anything I miss?
Billy: ...we may need to take our Frames just in case....
Hershey: ....probably not....beisdes, if they needed help, I'm pretty sure they would have called for thier frames by now...
??: umm...guys....

*everyone turns toward a tall catgirl with purple hair and ears*

Niki: If that's what I think it is....they wouldn't have been able to call for help anyway...look..

*Niki Proceeds to point to a small spot on the monitor....revealing a complete energy deadzone in the middle of a field*

Ami: ....that looks like....oh no....
Kefka: I suggest you pray to whatever Deity that you believe in, because if they're in there, we may never see them again...
Ami: ....not if I can help it....*runs toward the hangar*
Hershey: .....sometimes I wonder just HOW they even manage to not kill eachother...*heads for the hangar*

*Back on the planet*

Kefka: uweeehehehehehehe!!!! Any llast words, fools?

* We now see a complete decimated area, with kefka at the center.....and the guys are SERIOUSLY beaten down...*

SZ: ...howd he get ...so strong....
Death: It shouldn't be possible....
Zapper: what's going on here...
Kekfa: pathetic fools....DIE!

??: Are you okay?

*Kefka merey steps backward, allowing Terry's buster wolf to pass by harmlessly.....then immediately steps forward again, just barely missing the Shining Knuckle, courtesy of Rock....he then goes into a series of near-matrix like dodges and feints that somehow manage to evade a combined attack from everyone....and all the while he laughs...*

Cid: no way....
Edgar: that's not Kefka....there's no way he was that powerful...
Samus: but....how...Wavebuster....
Shadow: *not stoned, for once* ....not possible....
Beatrix: *panting heavily*
Rock/Terry: that shoulda got him...
Kefka: fools....do you not realize that I am INVINCIBLE!!!!
??/??: or not.

*Kefka Turns around....and is met with the business end of a buster aimed at him*

Blues: see you in hell. FINAL WAVE!!!!!

*kefka moves to dodge the insanely large blast of energy, but is stopped by a sudden blast of energy*

Guy: no running.

*kefka is engulfed in the blast.....and somehow still lives*

Kefka: so.....he was smarter than I thought....hehehehehehehee.......
SZ: wha...?
Kefka: Too bad you will never live to see the day again!!!
SZ: <oh crap....only one way...sorry Ami...>

*Slider Suddenly runs toward Kefka*

Kefka: fool! you think that you can stop me?
SZ: no....But I can delay you....hhhhhhhuuUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*Slider and Kefka are surrounded by a barrier of pure chaos energy*

SZ: hehehehe...whatCHA gonna do now, dumbass?

*Back in orbit*

Ami: okay....I'll need one of these, and mayb-*suddenly stops stiff as a board*
Hershey: hey! wait up! I'm coming with you!!
Ami: ....it's too late....stupid Shabi....why did you have to do that.....

*on the ground*

Kefka: and what is this?
SZ: dimensional distortion.....if we can't beat ya here, then we'll just move the battle somewhere else...<unfortunate enough that I'm the only one that has a predetermined jump location....>
Zapper: WHAT!?!?! ARE YOU INSANE?!?!
Death: you DO realize that it'simpossible to control where these things go, right?
SZ: There was no other way!! just try to meet up as soon as possible!!

*everyone is sucked up by a dimensional viod...and thrown haphazardly across the Space-time continuum*

NOtes: it's not that bad....really....oh yeah: each of us is kinda been backhabded on where our chars go...Death is stuck with Cid, Zapper and Zombie are teamed up, Terry, Rock, and Kain get kicked to another spot...Krickis' team remains together.. DO is now alone, as is vegeta, Samus, and Beatrix...Shadow and Meep are stuck together..Emeralda (being one fo the few knowing exactly what's going on) just so happens to be hanging with Guy, Blues and Edgar are teamed up (Blues also knowing what's going on...) Which plops me dead smack in the 5523 dimension (being the only one who was able to control thier destination) ...and stuck on earth.... Truce Village, to be precise, circa 1003 A.D. (and close to the location of the original Slide Timer, Which I'm gonna use to get us back together.) wish me luck....

(dont forget Sangaril and Azraman......)

*death wakes up, finding himself in a familiar place.........Cumbria...his home-county of the UK*
Death: stick with me, i know the way....
Cid: shoot!
Death: there are more foul things than devils in this world...
Cid: ok then.....
Death: lets go! *walks into a cavern*
Cid: ok then *follows on*

*in the cave*

Death: be on your guard......there are rumors of the most powerful beasts in this cave *suddenly stops*
Cid: what is that???
Death: a........Gorlab!
Cid: a what now???
Death: Shadow and flame

*Meanwhile....somewhere in space...*

Samus: ......well...at least my ship is intact.....now then...where am I...
ADAM: Calculations complete. We are approximately 3 light-years away from Tallon IV.
Samus: ....so...fate has decided to return me to this hell once again...Adam, set a course.

*another dimension....Earth. Location: Southtown*

Terry: .....
Rock: .....I guess we're back....
Kain: ...you recognize this place?
Terry: ...yeah....I grew up here...lost my father here....and it was here that I became a living legend...
Kain: I see....
Rock: ....Don't recognize most of the place....so it's not so much as WHERE we are....
Terry: ...but WHEN. And the answer is obvious....*sigh* Welcome to the year 1994. The year that I first defeated Geese....

*Fire Emblem Dimension, Coded 0279-5*

Guy: ....Impossible...
Emeralda: what...that you ended up dead smack in the place you call home? I think not. This usually only happens when there's something HUGE messing up the S/T continuum...and there are very few things that can do that effectively...
Guy: so what you're saying is....
Emeralda: expect this to be MUCH tougher than what you're used to.

*Earth, Dimension 6342426*

Edgar: ....where...how....is this the future..?

*What Edgar is seeing would blow away anyone who is used to a much....simpler lifestyle..he's basically seeing a modern city in action*

Edagr: incredible....so this is what all of my inventions will eventually lead to...

*Several explosions are heard in the distance, followed by the sound of a jet engine flying VERY close to Edgar's head*

Edgar: what the...what's going on here?

*most of the people are treating the incident as a normal thing...and few even worry at all about the recent occurences...until a distinct 4-tone, 5-note whistle is heard, accompanied by a red beam of light that forms into Blues*

Random Person: ITS BREAKMAN!!! RUN!!!
Blues: ....Breakman..?
Edgar: I assume that you are familiar with this area....
Blues: yeah....{but...I haven't gone by the name Breakman for over 15 years...I get the feeling that we're in the midle of another Rebellion...judging from the people's shock, the fifth...}

*Back to SZ and Aya*

SZ: you mean to tell me that you have no idea how you got here?
Aya: nope...I was just running a pretty normal case with Daniel when I ended up here...
SZ: Interesting....I take it you've dealt with these....things before?
Aya: NMCs, we call them...short for-
SZ: Neo-Mitochondrial Creatures. Sorry, but I had to make sure that you were the real deal....although for them to be popping up here....

*the two begin walking towards Lucca's House*

Aya: it's just a residual effect from the whole Eve thing....I think....
SZ: no....it isn't....
Aya: huh?
SZ: I didn't mention it, but you're from the same dimension as I am...and I got caught in the city during that ....incident...I've always wondered why I didn't burn or turn to goo like the rest of the people...I guess now I have my answer...

*a brief moment of silence follows*

SZ: anyway...as for your question...the only way for these to be popping up outside of our dimension is for someone to have made an artificial NM-Cell....or for a controlling force to exist...
Aya: .......we'll know soon enough....

*Despite sounding rather cool and collected, aya is actually clenching her fists tightly*

Aya: {....Eve....}

NOTE: Between normal life, playing Parasite Eve, and attempting to pry my brother off the comp, I have been kinda...busy lately. at least the story goes on.

Oh..one more thing: Has anyone seen MrZ?

My team consists of Zero, X, and Roy. We are at our house when we are attacked by a big scary monster. We easily defeat it and do not know what to do next so Zero decides to Overwrite his memory chip with a blank one and he goes crazy and we have to beat the memory back into his hard drive.

*meanwhile, in the cave*

Death: get ready..........
Cid: for what?
Death: for some extreme fighting!
Cid: *overlooks the fact that his spear is glowing* YEAH!
Death: *notices cid's spear* no.......way!
Cid: what?
Death: that spear is...............th-th-th-th-the..........Ven-n-n-n-n-nus.........Gos-s-s-pel!
Cid: ???
Death: simple, that spear gets stronger when you have more magic power points, say you had half points, then someone used a turbo ether, then your spear would do maximum damage it is capable of.
Cid: YEAH!
????: yo death! need a hand???
Death: *realises who that is* sure Roach!
Roach: where were ya?????
Death: trying to save the universe from some insane guy who is practically invunerable
roach: did ya forget that Nuke-Ultima-'Death' can kill almost anything with the death part?
death: :sweatdrop: dammit.........
Gorlab: *ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Death: time to fight! *begins charging.......for something you would never expect........*
Roach: <crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap!!!!!!!!!!!>
Cid: HOOYA!!!!! *uses boost jump on gorlab* simplest is best!
Gorlab: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!
Death: *finishes charging* alright, lets take this to another level! *jumps up, draws a sword(!) and embeds it into the Gorlabs black, fiery heart*
Gorlab: *falls off a bridge into a bottomless gorge*
Roach: *realises what that sword is* no way.........the guardian of time's sword! Janenba!
death: i'll confess... i am also the guardian of time, and as we were against a gorlab i had no other choice than to use it, now, lets get outta here and find our friends.......right cid!?
Cid: YEAH!!!!!!!!
*both Cid and Death disappear into a time-portal*
*end.....for now*
"another confessor post, well at least we can chase anyone down that escapes"

"=my notes

the infamous mrz returns for a short time! (i'm at a friend's house for tonight only)

zapper and zombie awake to find themselves in a place that's vaguely familar to them...

[zapper]...my head
[zombie]i'm glad i'm already dead...
[???]prepare to be humped!
[zapper]oh god no!
[zombie]run for your frickin lives! we're stuck in the hippy capital of existence! hamtaro's world!!!
[hamtaro]i'm gonna love you long time!
[zapper and zombie]*run away VERY fast*

*somwhere in zaptonia*

*portal appears*
Death: *falls to floor from portal* ow!
Cid: *somehow able to float down, looks up to see Highwind* there she is!
Death: we'd better stay here so we can wait for the others......

*meanwhile..........somewhere else*

Shadow: *wakes up* where am i?????? *feels a slime, then shoots to his feet like a rocket takes to the sky* SLIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mucus: *meep*
Shadow: phew! its only you......i thought it was one of those killer-slimes like you ONCE were

*big, not-so-nice thing appears*
Shadow..........poop.......
Mucus: *MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!*
Shadow: 😱 that is unusual...........*light-bulb above head* lets use some of these on Mucus*brings out Chaos Emerald.....crushed of course* hey mucus!
Mucus: *yo!*
Shadow: try this!
Mucus: *puts a slime hand with its thumb up above it, followed by the Emerald being digested(not shadows way)*
Shadow: *looks at mucus.....who is glowing white* huh???????
Mucus: *charges energy from the sun*

*back for a limited time only*

zombie stops running suddenly

[zombie]why am i running? i've got a giant mecha! *gets in mecha which appeared outta nowhere*
[hamtaro]wtf?!?!
[zombie]prepare to be deleted!
[zapper]i swear that i'll destroy his rockman.exe anime collection if we survive this...
[zombie]*uses extensive weaponry on mecha to lay waste to the hamtaro world. lotsa missiles*

Shadow: ??????? what the hell is going on here?!?!?!?!?

*POOF!*
Death: hold on!
Shadow: ok....
*poof!*

back again and once a week too!

[zombie]well that was satisfying.
[zapper]indeed. now let's get out of here. *snaps fingers and they are back on zaptonia* well let's find the others *smacks into death and his party*
[zombie]jo d00d!!!111
[zapper]ignore him, his brain was fried from killing hamtaro.