SZ: this is getting out of hand....there are just too many things waiting to hand the universe it's ass out and about right now..
Ginger: ......and you're excluded, right? [/sarcasm]
SZ: Very funny[/sarcasm] but no. at least I can CONTROL my powers...speaking of which, exactly why did you come hunting me down? usually I have to look for YOU.
Ginger: Remember the plan B that we discussed?
SZ: .............
Ginger: I found a way to make it workable.
SZ: Well....that's all good and nice, but there's one slight problem with that.
Ginger: and that is?
SZ: Turns out that we ended up with the light half of mr. insaneo. the Dark half is split among the other major guardians....at least, that's what I'm gathering...
Ginger: .....must've happened after we nearly got our asses handed to us the last time we faced 'im down. ANYWAY, since we've worked out that little problem for now, we have some catching up to do.
SZ: The Hell We Do. *Breaks out the PS2* I just got Tekken 5 and I have an Asswuppin with your name on it. *selects Bryan*
Ginger: do you? alright then, BRING IT! *Selects Nina*
--==Space Assault Carrier Broadsword==--
Hershey: please don't tell me they're doing dimensional shifts now...
Billy: yes, they are.
Hershey: well shit.....NALL?
NALL (Broadsword's onboard AI): yo?
Hershey: track Chewie's D-Arc....I get the feeling that we need to catch up to him really soon...or else...oh yeah....how's Cortana Holding up?
NALL: ......oh...she's FINE....we're having a GRAND time [/sarcasm]
Hershey and Billy: .........
NALL: at least Lucia was nice enough to recognize that this is MY turf.....but noooo.....Cortana has to be a bitch about it just because she can't find her precious Master Chief....
Hershey: not like we need 'im anyway.....Samus is overkill enough, and she's grouped with some of the most powerful warriors in the universe to boot....short of an X-parasite invasion, they're fine.
Cortana: what the hell is an X-parasite? and why do you idiots keep acting like the flood is not a threat?
NALL: simple, bitch: they aren't. hell....a single omega metroid would have a field day with your "flood".....and THEN come back for more.
Cortana: and your X-Parasite is somehow better than this?
NALL: Alright, I'll explain this the HARD way: the Flood take bio-organic matter from sentient life and use it as food. a side effect of this is that this also allows them to mutate the dead bodies of the once-food source to create new flood. The X, however, do no such thing...instead, they just infest whatever they come across, and copy it's dna and memory patterns....then kills it off once they've replicated enough. Unlike your Flood, X are damned near unkillable, only top-of-the-line shielding can even hope to stop them, and the worst part: they can assume the form of any creature or person that they've gotten the DNA Data for....and they can do it without anyone noticing until it's too late. Compared to your Flood, the X are nightmares. as such, the Metroids were created for the sole puropse of ridding the universe of the X threat.
Cortana: ...............this can't be true.
Hershey: it is. You want proof, run a check on SAmus Aran, recent data.
Cortana: Checking...............................bullshit. there is no way that this guy...whoever he is...is immune to the X.
Hershey: GalFed still hasn't updated thier databanks? or is this just the PUBLIC DB?
NALL: likely the public DB. it's damn near common knowledge that Samus is a GIRL.
Cortana: .......................
NALL: your precious chief not sounding too hot after all, is he? bwahahaha
Lucia: can it before I let I-Zero out of his cage.
NALL: damn....you ruin all my fun....
Hershey: which reminds me....why exactly are you with us again?
Lucia: Maverick Hunter Protocol. Unit 99 was scheduled for a restructuring and strenghening, which is long overdue: if judged by where they should be NOW, they are severely underpowered. I was sent to provide tactical assistance to the operator Shuichon.
Ami: *walking in from the kitchen area* please.....She doesn't need help. She has a direct link to the Sudbucket herself.
Billy: yeah....I'd say that she's set pretty much.
Lucia: and I'd say that as well, seeing as how "the Sudbucket" is the backup AI for just about everything in existence, but orders are orders.
Hershey: heh.....that's why I quit the military....but I still wonder....
...........how the hell did Chewie get the most powerful AI in existence for his PERSONAL use?
--==Back on planet (wherever this is supposed to be...)==--
SZ: alright then...everything's set?
Blues: pretty much.
Tails: ehh...yeah...
Ginger: fine on my end.
SZ: good deal....now, assuming that Mr. Murphy keeps his head turned for just a bit longer, we may be able to pull this off....oh yeah....Sis, where the hell is my Girlfrend?
Ginger: probably hunting down Geese to kick his ass again. Who knows?
SZ: ................<please just take this one and be happy...>
<Murphy: you're kidding, right? there is WAAAY too much potential here. that was just icing on the cake.>
SZ: .......well.....scratch that...we're screwed. Just let me know if you see a redhead besides G kicking much ass....I'll try to contain the beast past then. any questions?
Tails: nope, but on a side note, I'm glad that Sandra is nowhere near as bad as Zoe is.....
Blues: that girl is what....2nd most dangerous thing in the universe?
SZ: RUB IT IN ALREADY....just pray that she didn't find Terry or Rock....
--==Geese Tower, same planet==--
Geese: DAMN YOU, TERRY BOGARD!!!! I'LL BE BACK!!!
Terry: sure you will....
Rock: do you have to do this every single time?
Terry: yes. BEsides, She wanted to see it live.
Rock: oh yeah. I remember now....
Zoe: a lot easier than it sounds, though...and here I thought that Geese was supposed to be GOOD or something....
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Death, you are now free to maul that however you see fit. and Zapper, Nice look on the Colonel.exe av.....but Zero could still kick his ass.
As for the rest of you newbies, welcome, Enjoy the randomenss, and pray that I can manage to salvage some plot form Death's brain meltdown!! 😊