Death: Z is no ORDINARY doctor, he is a TRAINING doc... meaning you can practise ALLL you like...
DBE: *:bouncy::bouncy:*
Death: STOP BOUNCING DAMMIT! *signals SZ*
SZ: what?
Death: help me here! she wont stop bouncing!
SZ: *:sweat:* hehehhe... looks like Mr.Insaneo needs his anger management!
Death: *:mad2:* GRRR...*drops DBE and beats SZ to a pulp*
The Anime/Game Crossover Role-Playing Adventure II(2)!
*at that doctor's place*
DBE: The hell! Don't drop me DAMNIT!
Death: *freezes time* Oops! *unfreezes and continues beating SZ*
SZ: WHY DO YOU BEAT ME?
Death: I DO NOT NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT!
DBE: The hell he doesn't!
SZ: No hun, YOU DO!
DBE: THE HELL I DON'T!
Death: *beats SZ to a pulp with DBE*
DBE: *:bouncy: :bouncy:*
Death: MY GOD!!!!!
DBE: *mid bounce* Huh?
Death: STOP BOUNCING DAMNITTTTT!!!
Death: 😮dd: guuuooo... *passing out*
SZ: finally, some peace!
DBE: na-uh! *continues SZ's punishment*
SZ: WHEN DOES IT STOP!?!?!?!?!?
*Death's Mind, flashback*
Death: owww... HEY! where the hell am i in 86AD?
????: the closet in the Wu camp!
Death: ZY? is that yo... *drooling* whoaaa....ZY's a chick... *drooling*
ZY: and look at you... DIANA!
Death: what??? Di... oh shit!!!
*deaths REAL body(the one that's passed out) disappears to the public toilets(the Porta-loos!) *
Death: *waking up* ughh... that dream's been haunting me f... oh FUCK! *noticing his armour has gone 'Slimline' again* this will NOT be good!!!
DBE: What am I doing here?
Death: OMG you followed my flashback!!!
DBE: I'm STUCK in this flashback???
SZ: Let's leave her to rot, demon filfth!!!
Death: Let's not!
DBE: Yes, let's SET ME FREE
Death: Er, how?
SZ: Hehehehehehehe
Death: *punches SZ*
SZ: Owww
DBE: Be quiet and get me the hell out!!!
Death: Shut up demon!
DBE: OMG you're called DIANA!!!
Death: Er, yes *blushes wildly*
SZ: Hehe- *passes out*
Death: this is one ALTERNATE UNIVERSE that has been haunting me in my dreams... *shudder*
DBE: ohhhhh!
Death: this...isn't my flashback... so why the hell is the grainy effect still here???
SZ: *coming round* owww... maybe it's because you're still po'ed at that dream???
Death: maybe... *clears head* nope... still like this... but whatever caused this caused... *points to slimmer figure*...that
SZ: heheheheheheheheheheheheh... *:bouncy:*
Death: GUOOOOOO!!! SZ!!!
SZ: crap...
Death: dont make fun of my fucking name dammit!
SZ: yes... *mumbling* Dylan...
Death: DONT EVER CALL ME BY MY REAL NAME!!!
DBE: he needs anger management...
Death: *giving SZ a swift Shoryu-Ken* now then, may the story con... *notices his phone is ringing* wha...? that's not MY ringtone... *checks phone* and... it's MY number!?!?!?!?!? *answers* hello... *face goes pale*
????: *singing an old song(DBE'll know which one :sly: )*
Death: *cancelling call, then checking the T/D on the call* 19:18pm GMT on... the tenth of March??? that's tomorrow... !!! oh shit... but i don't have... crap... *walks over to toilet again* gotta go, Nature calls! heh... *entering toilet*
SZ: what...the...fuck...?
DBE: now for some TORTURE!!!
SZ: OH FUCK NO!!!
DBE: *performs Spin-Slash* heheheheh
SZ: OH FUCK!!! MY NUTS!!!
Death: *poking head out* W00T! W00T!
DBE: Right, I'm confused, and if there is one thing you learn about confused demons, they AREN'T NICE TO YA!!!
SZ: Jesus, I'll say they aren't!
Death: W00t W00t!!!
DBE: WHO WAS THAT ON THE PHONE????
Death: OMG, she sounds like Lily!
DBE: LILY??????
SZ: Heh heh
Death: SHUT IT SZ! Yes, Lily
DBE: Lily!
SZ: Girl troubles gotcha down Death?
DBE: Want another little taster of things to come? *threatens*
SZ: Hell no!
Death: Good, then wait, er, WAYYYYY over there.
DBE: OMG I'm stuck in an alternative universe!!!! *get scared and panics*
SZ: Hehe, vulnerable demon!
Death: *stabs SZ* So are we.
DBE: Oh, I'm not alone! *hugglez*
SZ: HEHEHE! *imitates DBE*
DBE: You little! *performs Spinning Slash*
SZ: I is dizzy!
DBE: *falls over* Me too!
Death: GOD! *passes out from insanity overload*
Death: *coming round* shiiittt... that fucking hurt...
SZ: *getting up* no kidding... <i swear i'll get that bitch for doing that>
Death: ahem... *dices SZ up into ickle pieces, then heals SZ*
SZ: owwww...
Death: get over it... unl... *face going pale again* that...wasn't Lily...
SZ: then who... oh shit... but she died!
Death: but then again, so did Lily *points to whatever's left of Lily's body*
SZ: dude, stop doing th... i meant dudet..
Death: FOR FUCKS SAKE SZ!!! *Shoryu-Ken time!!!*
SZ: owwww... *slices Death into ribbons, then brings out a counter* Ribbons for sale! come and get your Ribbons! Magical shielding Ribbons, come and get them! only 200 of them in the universe!
DBE: Ooh ribbons!
Death: Yes!
SZ: Owwwwwww, I is in PIECES
DBE: Of ribbons!
SZ: *mutters* Airheaded demon bitch...
DBE: EXCUSE ME but I heard that~
SZ: And?
Death: And she'll mutilate ya further!
DBE: You bet! *mutilates*
SZ: Owwww!!!
DBE: Hehe, you CHIBI!!!
SZ: Charming
Death: Yes.
DBE: ANYWAY, so we're stuck in an alternative universe and none of us are who we used to be???
Death: Er, yes.
DBE: And I would be?
SZ: You is Lily! *drools*
DBE: *slaps* Lily? But she's dead!
Death: Oh no...
*meanwhile*
Yuskue: wow, what's with the black armor?
TC: this is my MegaBass form, I'd rather not go into the details, but I have the additional strength and power of Bass (Forte) :sb:
BUSTER CHARGE BLAST LEVEL 5!
Inuyasha: woah, where did that big freak go now?
TC: gone; deactivate MegaBass. I'm going, you coming Yuskue?
Yuskue: 😮dd: yeah...
****what awaits for the two in the present world****
*Space Station*
ZW: this looks familiar...
[blam!]
what the?! zombies? now I know why this is so familar, it's from Doom!
Death: well...this is suckage...
SZ: word, I'm surprised mr.insaneo didn't show his face
Death: don't mention him...
*to no-one's surprise, SZ goes all freaky*
Death: well... suckage...
SZ?: yeah! muhahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Death: and when things can't get any worse... *drawing a NORMAL short-sword* what the hell??? where did CB go??? meh... AU... makes sense...
Cid: well... this sucks... it's Seraph...
SZ/Seraph: *impaling death with Fusion* muahahahahahahahahahah!!!! *attempts to throw Death into the lava*
Death: no... not now! *grabbing Fusion* DIE!!! *throws SZ/Seraph into teh lava, but falls with him...*
Yuskue: this place looks familair...
TC: great, were back death's dimentional set
Yuskue: looks like Highwind up ahead
TC: might as well check it out... *sighs*
*Meanwhile, teh demons are getting restless...*
DBE: WHERE THE HELL AM I NOW???
Rukia: Yeah, where the heck are we???
SZ: Demon rebellion, SCARY!
Death: Er, well, the thing is, we're not entirely sure...
DBE: *cry cry cry* I WANNA GET OUT!!!!
Rukia: YEAH!
SZ: HEHE, they is trapped for all eter-
Death: SHUT UP SZ!
DBE: *cry cry cry more*
Death: Jeez.
SZ: Hehe!
DBE: *cry cry cry* I want out of here NOW!!!!!
SZ: Er, NEWSFLASH honey! You're stuck there!
Rukia: Seriously????
DBE: O...*cry*M...*cry*G...*cry*
Death: Don't cry!
Rukia: WHY NOT?
DBE: Sorry! *cry cry cry*
(ermm... Death is dead for now...)
Cid: DEATH!!!! NOOOO!!!!!
Kain: o...m...f...g...
Edgar: *stiff as a board*
*meanwhile, some 300 miles away, a young man with an unusually-styled brownish-silver hairdo is waking up...*
????: *waking up* wha??? didn't I die??? and when did I have brownish-silver hair?
inner voice: this bitch of a planet seems to be enjoying this Death...
Death: owww... my hand... *looks at hand* shiiiittt... just like SZ's... but when was I a half-Esper???
I.V.: the fuck i know...
Death: meh, better get back to DBE and teh others... I just hope i can explain this... *jumps off the island*
{Heheheheheheh... Death is in deep shit now, but what happened to him??? what happened to SZ, who died with Death? have they been fused against their will??? only time will tell...}
Meanwhile, teh demons aren't exactly thrilled...
DBE: WHERE THE HELL IS DEATH????
Belldandy: Shut up ya demonic peabrain!!!!!
Rukia: No you shut up, angel bitch!
DBE: *takes out dagger* I'll make you sorry!!!
Ichigo: *reappearing* Put the dagger do- *SLASHED*
Rukia: Someone's getting a litle bit pissed off!
DBE: What do you except, huh?
Ichigo: *bleeding* C-catfight!
DBE: *slashes Rukia*
Rukia: *draws katana* Time to get rid of you!!
Belldandy: These demons are a fucking thorn in my side!!!!
Ichigo: *drags DBE*
Meanwhile wherever Death is...
Death: How the hell am I gonna explain this to DBE and the others?
SZ: Dunno man, pretty amusing actually!
Death: Well lets get back, and hope she doesn't kill us...
SZ: A little late for that!
Death: Anyway, lets get the hell outta here!
SZ: OK!
Death: *arrives where DBE etc are*
DBE: AND WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN AND WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU AND SZ??????????????????????????????????????????
Death: I..uh...
Rukia: Explain yourselves or leave right now!
SZ: Lets gooooooooo!
Death: Lets not
Belldandy: Er, what THE HELL happened????
Death: Nothing, nothing
DBE: YA CALL THAT NOTHING??????????????????
Rukia: Looks like a "something" to me!
Death: Gotta go! Explanations later!
Death: craaaapppp....<what happened to us?>
SZ: <dunno... but you threw me in...>
DBE: ???
Rukia: okayyy... *glaring*
DBE: SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Death: Well, we're not entirely sure...
SZ: Yes we are.
Death: NO WE'RE NOT *tapes SZ's mouth*
DBE: Well? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???????? *glare*
Rukia: *interjecting* Er, yeah, what did happen???
DBE: KEEP OUTTA THIS BITCH-FACE!
Ichigo: Here we go again! *chair and popcorn appears*
Rukia: *slap*
DBE: *claws*
Death: *drags DBE by her long hair*
DBE: OWWWW! DAMNIT DEATH!!!!
Rukia: HEHEHEHEHE!
DBE: You shut up!
SZ: Stupid demons, always catfighting!
Belldandy: Jeez, they're fighting again???
Death: Yes
DBE: LET GO!!!!!!!!!!! *struggles*
SZ: Struggle all ya like princess, you aint gettin' outta that in a hurry!
DBE: DON'T CALL ME PRINCESS!' *wriggles desperately*
Rukia: *points* Hahaha! You're sooooooo crazy and stupid!
DBE: *swipes at Rukia's cheek angrily*
Rukia: You little!!!!!
SZ: *ties up DBE's hands*
DBE: Get. The. Hell. AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Death: Shut up!
(heheheheh, SZ is CURRENTLY in teh back of Death's mind... XD )
Death: now then, if you're going to have catfights, don't expect me to play nice to stop you... GOT IT!!!
DBE and Rukia: *nodding*
Death: good...good...
SZ: <Death... we got a problem...>
Death: huh? <what now SZ!?!?>
SZ: <there's a weird presence nearby, it feels LIKE that of both Carth and Sarama...>
Death: shit... RUNNNN!!!!
TC: this isn't good...
Yuskue: what is it?
TC: another dimentional rift is forming, be ready
Yuskue: great...
comp: dimentional distortion 5 meters north
TC: something's coming out of there--
wait! that's death running out of there!
Yuskue: this ought to be interesting *sighs*
Meanwhile, teh catfighting demons are totally confused now....
DBE: .........
Rukia: Teh silent??
DBE: ................
Belldandy: Finally, some peace!
DBE: .........
Ichigo: Well say something then!
DBE: ...............
Rukia: *slaps*
DBE: ............ *slaps*
Death: ...??? when did DBE go silent?
Rukia: *shrugging* something to do with Evangelion...
Death: O_o... okay... *running off*
DBE: ... *follows*
Death: craaaap!!! *stops, drawing Fusion*
DBE: ???
Death?: DIEEE DEMON BITCH!!!
DBE: ..........
Death: You're quiet recently...
DBE: *glances up* And?
Rukia: Hehe, she's gone all Rei-ish!!
DBE: *sighs*
Ichigo: Hey, that looks fun! *tries to go silent*
DBE: *sighs again*
Belldandy: Leave her be, if she wants to be like that.
DBE: *sighs*
Everyone else: *leaves*
DBE: *silently disappears*
Death?: HELLOOOO!!! *punches Rukia*
Rukia: THAT'S IT ESPER-BOY!!! YOU JUST SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT!!!
DBE: *gulp*
Ichigo: W00T! FIGHT!!! *gets closer, only to meet a 7 ft. long katana*
Death?: Leave us be... or i'll go ULTRA-NOVA on your ass!
DBE: .............
Rukia: SAY SOMETHING BITCH!!!!
DBE: .............
Rukia: *pulls at her weird blue dress* And what the hell is this?
Death: Er, the weird school uniform that she always wears??
Rukia: Oh right, of course *slaps DBE*
DBE: *gasps*
Belldandy: Don't slap her for no reason, demon bitch!
Rukia: OK, HEY WHO ARE YA CALLING DEMON BITCH????
DBE: ....................... *sighs*
Death: Well say something damnit!
DBE: Oh, OK
Rukia: Yay!
Belldandy: Stupid chattering demons...
SZ(yeah, he's took control): please stop this nonsense DEMON BITCHES!!!
Rukia and DBE: *nod* DIEEE!!! *slap*
SZ: owwwww...
Death: *regaining control* phew...
*whilst ^ & ^^ are arguing*
Yuskue: where are we now?
TC: dunno now... who's that up ahead?
???: Hi, my name is Chrono; what brings you to these parts?
TC: :sweat:
Death: *looking around* If i didn't know better, I'd say that pretty much every fucking hero in the fucking universe is here!
Kain: and subordinates...
Death: *drawing a pike* Kain, did i ever tell you about Eclipse?
Kain: meep... *hides behind a rock and starts throwing bottles*
Cid: *sighing* jesus... *throws a bottle at Kain*
Death: STOPP IIIITTTT!!! *impales Cid and Kain on Eclipse*
SZ: <I be confuzzled...>
Death: you're not the only one...
Edgar: *pokes Death with a spear* and did i tell you about Typhoon?
Death: i stand corrected...
ZW: too many demons...
Looks like I'm on Mars' moons...
If anything I hope I don't go to where I think this is gonna lead to... :mad2:
Edgar: I'll give you a billion smackers if you drink a bottle of that...'stuff'
Death: the 'BP'?
Cid: *going Japanese all of a sudden* Nani???
Death: dude... if you're gonna say what, then just say whatt's easier to understand...
Cid: okies...
Kain: i think Cid has a crush on DBE... *doubles over in laughter*
Death: whhhaaaaa??? *beats Kain up with a brick*
Cid: so the insanity returns... *throws a bottle at Death*
Death: *feels the bottle smash* WHO...THREW...THAT...!?!?!?
Edgar: HOLY SHIIIITTT!!!
Cid: what?
Edgar: when Death wakes up tomorrow, he's gonna find that he has to endure ANOTHER insane period of feminism...
Cid: *confused* whhaaaa???
Kain: *knocking Cid out with a similar bottle* let's see how you like it!
Edgar: *knocking Kain out with a bottle* watch, Death hits me with a bottle ne*knocked out by a bottle*
Ginger: *holding a smashed bottle* what?
*Meanwhile, in a strange place in Japan*
Rukia: What are we doing here???
DBE: *shrugs*
Belldandy: Oh, *snorts* like I know!
Ichigo: Wow, this is a weird place
DBE: Yah ~
Rukia: OK, I'm bored of it
DBE: Bored of it??? It's KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ichigo: :sweat:
DBE: Nani??
Rukia: It's pretty cute, ne?
Ichigo: ???????
DBE: It's really kawaii, NE??????????????????????????????????????
Ichigo: *nodnods*
Rukia & DBE: Yay ~
*a strange figure appears...*
Death: *looking around* OH SHIT!!!! where's Chi-C... i mean DBE!?!?
Cid: DBE??? try Japan...somewhere...
Death: *sigh* oh well... *disappears, taking Cid, Kain and Edgar with him*
*meanwhile...*
????: FIIIRRRREEEEE!!!
????2: WHERE!!!
????3: there is no fire Mi...
Mi: dammit Seph, you ruin my fun!!!
Seph: hey, Lu's worse...
Lu: PYROMANIACCCC!!! *throttles Mi*
*with Death*
Death: *appearing* wait... *poking head in portal* SHUT UP AND STOP IT!!!
Lu: okies... *lets go of Mi*
Death: thank you... *brings head back through*
Cid: now lets go...fi...nd... DB...E...*passes out*
Death: what a lightweight!!!
Kain: guoooo... *passes out*
Edgar: ohhhh shiiittt...*passes out*
Death: am I the only one who ISN'T a liight...weight... ooohhh... i'm feeling lightheaded... *passes out*
????: *falling on Death* where's... HOLY SHIT!!! HEYYY!!! DBE!!! WE GOT SOME BP CASULTIES!!!
DBE: *rushing over, then shaking head*
????: don't you owe SOMEONE a kiss???
Rukia: Fuck off Spiky!!!