The Anime/Game Crossover Role-Playing Adventure II(2)!

Heh...Sweet. It's back!!

okay then....my team is....
Myself, Rock (KOF), Protoman (or Blues, as one would prefer) and.......Guy (FE7)

*we open our tale of Random Insanity with a period of calm, which in actuality is insane within itself*

Blues: *Glares at narrator*

*oh all right. Our would-be participants are currently seperated amongst themselves in the massive metropolis that has come to be known as Magnaverse Square: Rock on a hill overlooking the city, training diligently...*

Rock: Deadly Rave!! *destroys a small group of trees*

*...Guy, in a small wooded area on the other side of town, also training...*

Guy: HYAA!! *Dissapears, then suddenly drops from the sky, following a large amount of lumber*

*...and Blues, whom is currently conversing with a man known only as Slider Zero...*

Blues: hey, Slider....Slider....
SZ: *focused on something behind Blues*
Blues: HEY!!
SZ:*wakes up* huh?...oh sorry. Rock's training again.
Blues: Waitaminute...you can tell that from here? he's at least 6 miles away!!
SZ: you'd be surprised at what I can do....*looks to his left*...and also what I tend to pick up on.
Blues: You are hopeless, you know that?
SZ: Yup. Raz makes sure to rub that point in on a regular basis...eiether way, I gotta go stop Guy before he completely removes the woods from the park...Seeya!
Blues: *confused as all hell* Hey! Wait...and just who the hell is Guy?

*yes....all in all a pretty much normal day...at least, as normal as it can get here...*

and then a plot hole drags your party into another world, a world full of evil, a world full of insanity, a world full of.....plot holes, a world called.....Zaptonia, home of Zapper (from bar-buddies) from a glance you can see almost nothing but the slightly large island you are on and a distant one to the south. everywhere else you look you see water. zaptonia is almost 80% water or more. you look up to see a large floating island in the sky but there is no visible way to get to it at this point, so you head for the town to the east ignoring the castle to the north and the western desert for now.

you enter zaptonia city. large and beaming with zaptonians in their everyday lives. you see some wearing armor like knights while some where jumpsuits and carry weaponry such as guns. you wander into the city square where the main form of entertainment is...a strip joint (yes, zaptonia has those too)

Slider Zero: Okaaaayyy....that was new...
Guy: at least he didn't seperate us...
Rock: Maybe he's planning something...
Blues: Maybe...
SZ: don't worry about it...plotholes just work like that. Speaking of which, I better get my anti-plothole gear out.

*Slider proceeds to acquire his APh gear, using a plothole as the source*

Blues: Hypocrite.
SZ: Whatever. Take Rock and Guy and see if you can find anything.
Blues: But what about...
SZ: GO. In case you forgot, I can handle myself quite well.
Blues: Whatever
SZ: *suddenly alert*....and keep an eye open for ANYTHING that seems out of place...

*the others stare at Slider questioningly*

SZ: Trust me.

*Blues, Rock and Guy proceed to enter one of the MANY Strip clubs that dot the landscape, while Slider moves off to do a bit of investigation....and to find a certain guardian of destiny...*

slider zero comes across a grim site: a zaptonian demon is attempting to steal from random people but is failing miserably.

[demon]why?! why do they ignore me so?!
[slider zero] :sweat: ...moving along.

at the strip bar.....

[blues].....
[rock].....
[guy].....
[girl]are you goign to just stare or are you going to give me a tip?
[trio].....
[blues].....maybe.....
[large man in black armor with blood-red cape with large scythe with the word DOOM ingraved near the end of the blade]are these three giving you any trouble?
[girl]well if its isn't carth, the dark knight who would have been a paladin.....
[carth]i would appreaciate if you left my past alone. i was here to help you but now i'll just leave you to your fate.....*walks off*

*Slider Zero is now in a dark alley*

SZ: ....... :eyebrow: So where is he when you ACTUALLY need him?
MrZ: Right here.

*Slider turns around to stand face-to-face with MrZ, the guardian of Destiny*

SZ: mind explaining?
MrZ: All in due time.
SZ: .......today just isn't my day....do you even have control of the rendom plotholes?
MrZ: They're called RANDOM plotholes for a reason...
SZ: ...........:glare:

*meanwhile, at the strip joint*

Rock: .......
Blues: .......
Guy: ........
Blues: ......alright, enough waiting. Let's move on to the next place
Rock: .......We might have a slight problem with that......

*several bouncers, thugs, and all-around just not nice people surround the trio*

Rock: .....Depending *stands up* on whether *moves toward the closest thug* you want these guys left alive or not. *quickly does a two-punch combo, and chains it into a Hard Edge*

Blues: ......hmmmm *stands* Tough call *reveals his buster arm, which is already glowing with the charge of a supershot* ......TRY not to kill them, but accidents will happen...:mischief: *releases supershot into crowd, killing several and blowing out the wall* Oops.

Guy: *smirks* Maybe we should just carve a path leading out, yes? *proceeds to pwn everyone who isn't friendly within 10 feet of his location*

*back at the alleyway*

MrZ: eiether way, this meeting will be cut short.
SZ: I don't think so. I want answers dammit!
MrZ: like I said....all in due time. Besides, you've got some crowd control to take care of.

*motions to the strip joint, which is now even more noticeable from the fighting*

SZ: Damn. I gets no breaks around here..... *leaves*
MrZ: not to mention that I cannot give answers that I do not yet have. This could become rather...interesting....

*with that, MrZ dissapears into a plothole*

*in the shadows of the alley*

[voice]so it begins.....

the figure disappears.....

*at the strip joint*

as the trio fight off zaptonian guards (being careful not to kill any of them) carth returns to find the fight going on.
[carth]so you want a fight huh? *pulls facemask of dark knight helmet down and draws his scythe, the doom sayer, and gets ready to attack* let's see what you can do against the captain of the Royal Guard! Taste my indestructible scythe! EN GUARDE!

*for some reason, none of the trio are scared at all*

Guy: .....you might wanna be more worried about yourself, you know...*KO's another Zaptonian*
Rock: .............*Takes out 10 guys with the raging storm*..............you are't exactly the worst i've seen....
Blues: *using Wild Coil to disable his attackers* not to mention....you forgot one.

*Carth stops....then dodges to the left, just barely missing the blade of the sword Fusion*

SZ: Damnit. I thought I told you guys NO HINTS!!!
Blues: We're bored, man.

*Slider takes the time to survey the absolute destruction wreaked by all of 3 people....and laughs*

SZ: *motions to the mass of beaten zaptonians* THATS IT?!? *laughs* I would've expected better from these guys...I guess i'll just take out my frostrations on you.

Carth: Bring it on.

*and so, they fight. As time progresses, however, both seem to be evenly matched*

SZ: (damn.....I can't seem to get him to slip up......and this style....) *breaks away from Carth* (guess that I can't feel him out....seems that he's holding back too. Too bad I don't have more time...)
Carth: Well? You give up?
SZ: ............we'll finish this another time. Come on guys.

*with that, Slider, Rock, Guy, and Blues leave*

Carth: Interesting kid....

[carth]<i don't know who that was but he reminded me of my brother. he was able to go toe-to-toe with me in the lower stages of my demi-god abilities. strange yet interesting.....too bad he doesn't know that all zaptonians are as strong as zapper or myself...>

and so the insanity contimues.....

*in a secluded location*

Rock: .....those guys weren't exactly pushovers, you know....
Guy: .....yeah. Reminded me of the Four Fangs for a second...
Blues: ....interesting....these guys can actually stand up to us and put out a decent challenge...
SZ: The people in the bar were the small fry. .............That Carth guy is who we should be worried about right now...

*a moment of silence follows*

Blues: but....how was he able to match you in skill?
SZ: good question...on a lighter note, though, it would seem that our friendly guardian is stuck with us.
Rock: Info gathering, I presume?
SZ: yeah. I guess he doesn't know jack eiether....or he's making sure that whomever does know doesn't figure out what he's up to...

*another moment of silence*

Blues: curiouser and curiouser........anyway, we might stand a better chance if we split up. I'm sure that by now we've drawn a LOT of attention...
Rock: ...sounds good. How we gonna do this?
SZ: Rock and Guy stick together. Blues, you know what to do.
Blues: So...it's like that, huh? okay then, I'm gone *leaves*
Guy: what was that about?
Rock: I'll explain on the way...but we need to leave now. *Guy and Rock leave*

..................
..................
SZ: I know you're there....you might as well come on out.
???: not bad...I guess that brat did teach you something of worth..
SZ: ..............That brat just so happens to be my sister. Care to elaborate........Mr.....?
???: G will suffice....
SZ: so why don'tCHA come on out? things are so much easier to handle in person...
"G": ...........tread carefully, young arbiter.....*echoing laughter is heard*
SZ: yes...very deep shit...gotta find Z...

WOO! its back😊

party: ME(of course), Cid(ff7), Kain(ff2/4) and Edgar(ff3/6)

*Death's party runs into the alleyway, escaping from a random mega-prinny

Death: "phew! that was a close one! My nightmare attack didn't do a thing!"
Edgar: "what do you expect, it was a prinny!"
*party notice sz's party and walk over as if they were friends

|Umm...Death, I'm assuming that you are talking about Rock and Guy, as the other two are off on solo stuff.|

*Rock and Guy are walking through town, keeping as low a profile as possible without being suspicious*

Rock: Theres an alley. Let's head there.
Guy: ........

*along the way, they see four others whom definitely do not belong in this world*

Rock: ???....oh no...
Guy: It would appear that we are not the only ones....
Rock: Don't come out here!! get back in the alley!!

*one of the local guards notices the small commotion, nad more importantly, the participants*

Guard: hey you!!! Stop!!
Rock: SHIT!! RUN LIKE HELL!!
Cid: why? we can take em!
Guy: less talking, more running!! Trust me!

*the group runs off*
____________________

*with Slider Zero....*

SZ: ...........he should be around here somewhere....
MrZ: Slider...It appears that things are getting out of hand. Another group has entered this world...
SZ: who's leading it?
MrZ: Death2004.
SZ: ....so whatever's causing this, it only goes after the forum members....at least tell me he's got a good team...
MrZ: Cid, Kain, and Edgar.
SZ: The engineer and Dragoon?
MrZ: yes.
SZ: should come in handy later....and do me a quick favor: Keep an eye on Blues. There's someone here who knows of my....uniqe nature...
MrZ: ..........done.

*the two dissapear as quickly as they arrived, and just as mysterious...*

*Blues....is currently on a solo fact-finding mission. Using the precision that only one whom has fought against wily can even imagine, he manages to sneak into a guard station undetected**

Blues: ........now let's see what there is to discover....

*little does he realize that he's being watched....*

G: go ahead....go and discover the truth for yourself.....

little does G know that mrz has people working form him to look after things for him aall over the place.

[samus]<this guy is too easy watch.....>
[shadow(the hedgehog)]<.....>
[general beatrix].....

*let's just say they're my partyy, k?*

blues is looking throught some "secure" files when he senses something behind him. he turns around to find carth.

[carth]you think that zaptonia is full of weaklings who can't detect your sneaking easily do you? let me prove you wrong.....*pulls out his Doom Sayer scythe* i had the guards ignore your movements and they are ordered to not interupt my engaangements nor join in them. prepare yourself.....for the wrath of a demi-god.....*pulls down facemask of helmet*

[samus]well.
[shadow]fuck.
[beatrix]a duck.

to be continued.....

*the party follows Rock and Guy with Cid laying some contraption all along the way*

D2004:what in Morba's name are you laying Cid?
Cid:you'll see...
Kain: less yakking, more running!
Edgar: you gotta be plotting something right?
Cid: ok, take cover!

*cid hits a button and where he lay his contraptions there are massive explosions that incinerate the guards*

D2004: waddya doin cid? ya coulda killed us all!!!
Cid: well now we can lay low.... it was C4(god knows where he got it)

*the party stop running and stop for air*

just when they think they can relax, a zaptonian looking strangely like mrz approaches but he's wearing a blue robe with red trim and he's carrying a sword with a blood stone set into the hilt.

[zaptonian]and just where do you think you are going after that? its useless to try and kill us. we have the gift of ressurection magic. they can be revived to the exact point before their deaths. unlike them however, i am more powerful than you could imagine. its a pity my brother won't get the chance to witness my superior swordsmanship skills. now prepare to face the wrath of a demi-god! I am Sarama, twin brother to the one you call mrz! *his sword glows a dark red* FLARE SWORD! *he slashes at death2004's party*

NOTE: I figured that you'd want to use Samus, so I left her alone, and took the slightly less powerful Blues instead. I could've been evil and used Emeralda..... :evil: Also, mind explaining who Gen. Beatrix is?

Rock: Oh SHIT!
Guy: .........*counters attack* GET OUT OF HERE!!! I"LL HOLD HIM!!
Rock: Yeah Right!!! DOUBLE REPPUKEN!!

*the reppuken hits dead-on, allowing Guy to toss in a counter attack with the magically-infused wind blade*

Kain: and you call yourself a god...pitiful...
Cid: Demi-god? Bring it on!!

*Death suddenly swoops in and nearly takes off Sarama's head with a vicious looking dual scythe*

Sarama: so...you're the big man of the group...these flies will be childs play with you gone!

*Sarama focuses all of his attacks on Death, while somehow managing to fend off the not-so-small "small fry" as he calls them*

Death: Man...this bites...<we're gonna need backup soon...this guy is just that good...> take this!! (insert one of death's attacks here)

*The group proceeds to attack Sarama viciously, whom has OBVIOUSLY underestimated both his opponents, and the guys leading them*

Sarama: So you are more than you seem...THEN LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!

*meanwhile, with Blues...*

Blues: <Just how did I let myself be discovered....*dodges swipe from Doom Sayer*...I'm gonna need help here, or at least a decent close-in weapon...>*blocks a low kick* ....a lot better than those bar rejects....

Samus: <wait for it...>
Blues: now dodge THIS! BLUES STRIKE!!

*a large plasma blast sails at Carth, who dodges...although barely....and proceeds to counterattack*

Carth: You've left yourslef open fool! DIE!!
Shadow: NOW!!! CHAOS CONTROL!!

*the room is bathed in a greenish light....and when it fades, there are now 3 additional people in the room*

Carth: so you have backup huh? BRING IT ON!!!
Samus: with PLEASURE!!
Shadow: *smirks*
Gen. Beatrix: ..........

*and thus the fight continues, this time on a much higher tempo...*
*and as for Slider...*

SZ: *stops dead in his tracks* <.......SHIT!!!!!!! OF ALL THE PLACES, WHY HERE?!?!...ok..think...if what Carth says is correct, just about everyone here is as strong as I'm currently letting on to..add to the fact that Carth himself is so much stronger that that, and to top the whole thing, the one person capable of even matching myself or Z in power is not only loose, but attacking...Rock?>

*looks to the horizon*

SZ: waitaminute....why go after Rock, when Death is so close by? He can actually take on Sarama alone quite easily....or even Z, who is rolling solo? *a warning flag raises in the back of his head* and since when did Shadow get here...
MrZ: I called for backup.
SZ: so that's what you were doing....now...*points toward the city* about that.....
MrZ: .........ummm....yea....that needs fixing...
SZ: Raz would've killed you.
MrZ: I know...now comeon!!

*both leave toward the sceneof the fights...but Suddenly split up*

SZ: I'll help Blues! You take care of your little twin!!
MrZ: .....Right...hurry!!

*both split towards the differing hot zones...*
*....but unfortunately, Slider has to fight toward his*

SZ: YAAAAHH!!! *takes out a couple guards* ...you idiots..GET OUTTA MY WAAAAYYY!!!

*uses the laser blade tech on the entire group*

SZ: now...I have a promise to keep...

and yes, Sarama is _THAT_ good...

Death: Come on! i could take you out no problem in an 1-on-1 match!
Sarama: Dream on you idiot!
Death: you dont know my full power.....

*unleashes Nightmare... to no avail*
Death: NO WAY!!!! nothing can resist my Nightmare except Prinnies!!!
*Sarama unleashes Plot Hole Blast.....which is effortlessly dodged*
Sarama: you're good, wont you join the zaptonians?
Death: no way! *signals to Cid*
Cid: got it!
*Hundreds of Missiles are showered onto Sarama, followed by the ultimate attack....NukeUltimaDeath*
Death: you dont have a chance!!!!!

after the smoke dispenses, sarama is shown unscaved.

[sarama]is that all the power you possess? if you can't defeat me, you can't defeat my brothers...
[death]don't you mean brother?
[sarama]you didn't know? carth is my brother as well as mrz's. and the queen is our sister. we're the 4 strongest zaptonians anywhere. except for that one girl.....

*back to carth*

[carth]that was a formidable attack. unfortunately i've seen it before. a pity you have forgotten mrz can copy any attack/technique/spell after witnessing it once. he DOES watch over destiny you know so he must place ALL of existence under his watch. he has quite the arsenal. trance kuja's ultima. ryu's hadoken. sailor saturn's ultiamate attack, death reborn revolution, which can destroy an entire planet. even your blues strike. i've seen him learn and use countless attacks over the past 70 million years.....and as for you three, surely my brother sent you to keep an eye on this one? if that is the case, i will withdraw to the queen since i AM the captain of the royal guard. i must do my job. *disappears*

*FYI: general beatrix is from final fantasy 9. every final fantasy has one or two kickass characters. beatrix is 9's. :kawaii: *

Death:You gotta be kidding me...... hes stronger than anything else i fought.....i may have to use it...
Cid, Edgar and Kain: DUDE NO WAY!!!!!
Death: sorry guys, i gotta use it........ METAMORPH!!!!

*Death Transforms to his most powerful form..... the 5th guardian....*
Guardian of Death: Dont mess with ME!
Sarama: no way.... the 5th Guardian!
Death Guardian: Better Belive it! The one called Death2004 is merely a charade.... i have lived as long as the earth...and every day i can claim up to 500 lives..... today.... i will claim 1 major life away.....YOURS!!!
Sarama: i can revive myself....
Guardian of Death: not if you dont have a soul.....SOUL CONSUME!!!!!!

sarama holds up a pentant. the attack deflects from him back towards death's group who madly dashes out of the way to avoid their leader's attack.

[sarama]this indestructible pendant protects me from spells and attacks like your's. try something else you young fool. *readies The Nameless*

*Guardian of Death Splits into 12 multiples*
Sarama: what is this spell i wonder?
GoD: Your own End!
*guardian multiples attack sarama viciously with their dual scythes*

Cid: should we tell him hes de-metamorphing now, or later when hes had his fun??
Kain: later i think
Edgar: me too
Cid: well im second in command so..... we tell him later...
*Guardian is returned to Death straight after attack*
Death: oh-oh!
Cid: urrmm....Death....the thingy.....
Death: i'm worn out, i cant use it!
Sarama: Get Ready......DIE!!!
Rock: NO!!!!!!
Death: what in Morbas name are you doing Rock?!?!?!
*Rock blocks Saramas Juggernaut so that he is so far away from the alley, that he is considered Ko'd*
Death: we're screwed, i'm worn out, our best fighter took a pastin' and nothing harms this guy......wheres mrz when you need him????

(if i double posted, i forgot something to add)

just when thngs look grim, with sarama about to administer the death blow to...death...ya...carth appears from an alley.

[carth]you are so obsessed with scaring people new to our world sarama.
[sarama]ahhhhhhhhhh, you just ruined my fun! without any demons or something threatening the peace, how am i supposed to hae some fun?
[carth]you could always spar with me or mrz
[sarama]do you really have to use his fake name around these weaklings?
[carth]he instructed use to do so for a reason. he didn't say the reason but i'm sure he has one.....
[sarama]why do you take his orders anyhow? you dispise him because he was chosen as guardian of destiny instead of you huh?
[carth]*pulls out his Doom Sayer and puts it to sarama's neck* say that again.....i dare you.....
[sarama]how about i take The Nameless and stick it up your....
[mrz]or how about i banish the two of you to seperate plot hole spaces and let you stew until you've learned your lesson?
[carth].....*puts Doom Sayer away*
[sarama].....*glares at his twin brother*
[mrz]and don't give me that look sarama. we have trouble as is. *turns to death's group* i've already informed all the guards of this misuderstanding. you and anyone else from AGN are free to walk the streets here as long as you behave. now take your friend and go. i already cast a Curaga spell on him so he should only be asleep. *turns back to sarama and carth, his older brothers and grabs their ears* as for you two.....we're going to see our sister and the council about this mess.
[carth and sarama]dammit lettgo! owowowowowowowow!

the trio disappear into a plot hole*

[death]what.
[edgar]the.
[cid]f**k?

Death: well that was unexpected...
Cid: yeah.......
Edgar: why dont we find either rock or a zaptonian weapons store???
Kain: Weapons...
Cid: indeed
Death: what the hey! we can find rock later.... or he finds us..
*Death, Cid, Edgar and kain leave the alley....leaving guy behind....*

Guy: errr.... Guys!? where are you???

*meanwhile....*

SZ: .....poor guards....they never stood a chance....

*Slider is standing over what remains of the guard unit assigned to the Guard post*

SZ: now then...where is he...

*A Small group of people walk out of the building, Blues leading the way*

Blues: ...Slider...what the hell happened here?
Samus: ...looks to me like the guards thought they could stop him.
Shadow: and thus they paid the price
Gen. Beatrix: .....

*a momnet of silence*

SZ: {yeah, yeah...whatever. Just try and figure out what's going on, okay? This "G" is starting to creep me out...}
Shadow: that would be our boss that you're speaking to...?
SZ: *snaps out of trance* ...yeah. He says that we're clear to go..for now. Just don't start any trouble.
All: Alright.

*the group splits thier seperate ways, with blues remaining behind*

SZ: So...?
Blues: they're just as clueless as we are. whoever is behind this knows what they're doing.
SZ: just as I thought...Let's find Guy and get moving.
Blues: what about Rock?
SZ: Sarama caught him off-guard. unconscious at best. *snickers*
Blues: ??
SZ: nothing...just....BWAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!
Blues: they got Razzed, didn't they?
SZ: oh man...and I thought I was the only one who had to deal with it...

*somewhere on Earth, a girl with reddish-pink hair suddenly sneezes*

Razzly: .....oh crap...NOW what has he gotten into....

*back on Zaptonia*

SZ: *freezes*
Blues: Hmm..?
SZ: ...........*slowly moves hands to his sides*
Blues: ...........*begins charging buster*

..............................

*a flash of movement, and suddenly there are Two Sliders*

SZ: .......Still too slow.
SZ(2): *in a girl's voice* whaddya expect from me....I can't surprisre ya as it is...
SZ: and you are here why..?
SZ(2): ...Raz is pissed. MAJOR.
SZ: ......oh. I thought it was serious. but seriously Ging, why are you here?
Ginger: just....here. *tosses a very large sword to Slider* gotta go....*fades away*
SZ: ....crap......this is Very Bad(tm)...

*Slider is currently looking down at the sowrd that was given to him....which is none other than the sword of Luminescence.....*

*The party(mine that is) have found their weapons store and are ermmm.....'shopping'.....*

Death: Doom Sayer or anti-Zapper???
Kain, cid and Edgar: Anti-Zapper!!!
Death: why???
others: BECAUSE ZAPPER IS A ZAPTONIAN!!!!
Death: oh.......*walks to counter* i'll have this please
Store clerk: ok that'll be about $300 Zaptonian sterling please
Death: oh s**t, i only have �600 English Sterling from Earth
Clerk: thats ok.... �20 English Sterling = $100 zaptonian sterling.....go figure
*Death's party recieved Anti-Zapper Scythe, Dragoon Spear, Chainsaw and Trident*

*Slider manages to reunite his motley crew*

SZ: .......*slams Lumina into the floor, blade first*
Guy: ...this is bad, isn't it?
Rock: yes, this is very bad.
Blues: I don't get it. It's just Lumina, guys. what's so big about him having it now?
SZ: Because I didn't summon it.
Blues: oh okay....*realizes the implications* WHAT?
SZ: yeah...Ginger can summon it if she needs to, but she usually doesn't....having her own giant sword and all...
Guy: *remembers the sheer size and power of the Heaven's Edge* .........yeah.
SZ: so why would she summon it, then give it to me?
Rock: maybe someone's blocking off your use of the dimensional portals...meaning you can only use plotholes.
SZ: and Plotholes are Z's thing, not mine.
Blues: think that guy G has something to do with it?
Rock: maybe....we'll just have to see what we can find out.
SZ: and if it's who I think it is, they're in for a WORLD of hurt....

*some time later, at an armory*

Guy: some good stuff here....
Blues: no kidding.. they even have some of the rare master weapon chips...
Guy: alright then...I'll need this.....*takes a Flame sword* and this *picks up a couple of elixirs* ...that should do it...
Blues: now then....these *picks up the weapon sets of the Ramnemesis series RM's* and these..*takes the Son Goharotto set too*...WHOA....*picks up the ultimate Wily mega-RM compilation*...and that.
SZ: ..........*spots something* ...So that's where it went...*picks up his old Castor rifle*..now for shells....a couple 3's, a 19, one of those 55's, and...hello....an XLS shell...
Rock: .....*silently roams through the store, and picks out a new set of gloves* Done.
SZ: hang on...seems some of my old equipment ended up here...*spots his buster pistols* heh...

*the walk up to the counter*

SZ: how much?
Cashier: .....10 cents, please.
SZ: ????
Cashier: oh comeon Shabi, take the freaking discount already!
SZ: ...*realizes who the cashier is* alright then...{back alley, 10 minutes.}
Cashier: Thank you! {make it five.}

*back alley, 5 minutes later*

SZ: so...exactly how did you get here?
Cashier: Plot Hole.
SZ: .........Seriously. What, did you decide to wire yourself to my jacket or something? ....so what's up?
Cashier(?): just letting you know...things on the other end aren't so good. Since Samus is kinda on mission right now, we're stressed for manpower...they're attacking...
SZ: ........Who?
Cashier(?): We don't know....these things...they're just too powerful...even took out Crescens when I got here..
SZ: waitaminute...these things managed to take down an OMNIGEAR?
Emeralda: ............
SZ: crap....guess it's time I broke out the big guns...better tell Z. Just try to lay low....well, as low as possible...
Emeralda: *notices her somewhat worn out battle fatigues, and the wild emerald green hair*...uh...heh...

*in another shadow, however*

G: so...not even the Nanocolony is powerful enough...hehahhahahaha.....soon....so very soon....

*but, once again the BnG rule breaks in, and Shadow manages to catch the whole exchange..*

Shadow: <Graham? no...not enough darkness...so then...who?>

*my errmmmm.....Rabble are just takin' it easy at one of Zaptonia's many alleys*

Death: i wanna fight......
Kain: Same here.....
Cid: me too.....
Edgar: OH PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!! I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!!!!!
*Edgar is modifying something*
Edgar: DONE!
Cid: we are only next to you.... no need to shout man, youll make the boss deaf *hides a giggle*
Death: I HEARD THAT!!! we might as well Spar.......
Cid & Kain: agreed.......

*Slider and co. arrive at the castle*

SZ: wonder why we overlooked this place before....
Guy: porbably because up until now, we were public enemy #1...
SZ: .......just comeon.

*they approach the gates*

Guardsman: Halt! what busines have you here?
SZ: I'm looking for your Boss. Seen him?
Guardsman: *laughs* you fool. why would The Captain waste his time on such a weakling as yo-
SZ: *holding a dagger very close to the guardsman's neck* That's why. Can we go in?
Guardsman: Y-y-yes..of course...*moves aside*
SZ: *replaces dagger back into it's sheath* thank you. Comeon guys.

*the group walk inside, and are directed to the throne room.....what they see upon entering, however, is all but classic*

SZ: ........you gotta be kidding me.
Blues: man...not even we're that bad....
Rock/Guy: what are you talking about?
SZ: you guys have no sibs. you wouldn't understand.

*before them is a rather furious argument, which is about to explode into blows....and MrZ right in the middle*

SZ: Hey!
*no answer*
SZ: Guys!
*no answer*
SZ: *charges energy into his palm* You need to pay attention...
*no answer*
SZ: that's it. POWER GEYSER!!

*the floor underneath the arguing siblings suddenly erupts with raw energy....which does nothing, save break up the argument*

MrZ: ........You could've waited...
SZ: please. Even MY family doesn't argue that much....
Blues: I second that...
Carth: ....we'll finish this later. now what do you want?
SZ: *pulls Lumina out of it's sheath* Guess.
Carth: *smiles* of course. this way.

*Slider and Carth leave, towards a sparring area*

Rock: <...and what about us?...unless...OH....>
Blues: <wait for it....>
Guy: <should happen...right...about....>

*A large explosion is heard*

Trio: ....Now.
MrZ: ???? What was that?

*Slider and Carth Return to the room. Both look rather worse for the wear...*

SZ: Told you I'd win.
Carth: ...........
Sarama: ......what just happened....?
SZ: Power Bomb Bowling. Really fun. We'll spar later...I want Death in on this one.
MrZ: that can be arranged...*opens plothole, and Death+party appear*
Death: .........Well, you guys said you wanted to spar...now you got yourselves a decent opponent.
Sarama: ........a rematch, eh? very well....
SZ: yes, a rematch. Sarama and Carth vs. Death and Myself. Any questions?
All: ..............
SZ: good. let's go.

*at the Sparring arena..which has several scorch marks from the power bombs...*

SZ: okay...Death, here's the plan...we each take on one guy. Who d'you want?
Death: Sarama.
SZ: Thought so. Be careful of what attacks you use...that amulet of his negates any instant-death stuff.
Death: ...there goes Soul Consume....
SZ: However, it can be overloaded....just watch how he moves. His strategy usually centers around wearing the other guy down, then moving in for the kill. I won't be able to help you, as Carth is bad enough on his own. Just be careful of how much power you use against him...In a straight fight, you would win...but this guy lives on exploiting the weaknesses of his opponents. oh yeah...here

*Slider gives Death the ultimate in Scythe Weaponry: the Almighty Masadoom....upon recieving the weapon, It glows in Death's Hands....*

Death: whoa....it's still got the second blade, too....
SZ: yeah...I figured that this was yours anyway.
Death: ....it's on now. I'm ready.
SZ: same. Lets go kick ass...<I just hope that Carth isn't as strong as I think he is...Can't risk using that much power...>

Death: Thanks man! now let me return the favour!
*SZ is given a Black Gem lvl 10 for Lumina*
SZ: what do you do with this???
Death: Put it where that Blue Gem is!!!
SZ😮k....
*SZ's Lumina is more powerful, is lighter, has more Defence, gives more Magic Defence and Magic Attack*
Sarama: are you ready or what?????
Death: BRING IT ON!!!!!! WALL!!!!!!
*the Sparring room is split into 2 with a titanium wall*
Sarama: Get ready!!!
Death: FIGHT!!!!
*Multiple blows are exchanged*

*the fight continues, with neither side backing down*

SZ: <Good...but >....not good enough!!! EARTH BLAZE!!

*A wall of solid rock and magma collide against Sarama*

Sarama: ......Nice try, fool!! HEAVENS GATE!!!

*an enormous blast of light energy slams down on Slide and Death, Ion cannon style........only to come into contact with a shield*

Death: Close...but no Cigar...
SZ: ..........*smiles* nice attack....mind if I borrow it?

*the irises of Slider's eyes seem to glow gray for a split second, then he releases the exact same attack used against him*

SZ: I mean after all...it IS mine....
Death: <....so I was right again...> Hmph.. *tosses a Dark Bomb at Carth*
SZ: *notices the hint* well, it's been fun....NOw let me show you how you perform "Heaven's Blaze" PROPERLY. HUAAAAH!!!!

*Carth and Sarama are once again Nailed by Heaven's Blaze, but this time HARD*

Sarama: FOOL!!! *appears surrounded by a plothole shield* You cannot hope to defeat me!!
Carth: *clears immediate area around Sarama*
SZ: <so he knows...oh well..> *pulls out Castor Rifle* hmm...lets see how you like ths!!!

*Slider Fires the Castor....and a large wave of energy sails at Sarama. It is stopped by the plothole shield, but does not dissipate*

Sarama: and that was supposed to do what, exactl....WHAT!?!?

*Sarama's shield suddenly cracks, then shatters, allowing the blast to sail through and connect solidly*

Sarama: ....*actually hurt* h-how....
SZ: #37 shell...it's part of the Anti-Plothole suite.
Death: and now you shall fall. DARKNESS RAIN!!!
Carth: I think not. SOLAR INFERNO!!

*Carth releases a large blast of light from his hands, deflecting the Darkness rain attack while still heading for Slider*

SZ: what is ist with you guys and ripping my attacks? *completely repels Attack, with his bare hands* and when are you gonna figure out that you can't kill me with MY OWN ELEMENT?

Carth: <...he's a lightbringer?.....him...of all people...how did he receive that gift...>

SZ: oh yeah...I almost forgot....I have this too! SAHDOW NOVA!!
Death: and how's about this! NukeUltimaDeath!!!

*a blast of dark energy is sent sailing towards Carth, who deflects it...and catches the explosive aftereffect, followed by the large explosions, green mist, and scythes associated with NUD*

Carth: <...Foolish...I'm underestimating him..> very well...it seems that I require the use of my full power to defeat you....
Death: <HE'S NOT AT FULL POWER?!?>
SZ: <...SHIT! I OVERDID IT!!!>
Sarama: ...very well brother...let us show them what we are truly capable of...

*through all of this, MrZ watches silently*

MrZ: <.....my brothers constantly underestimate them....the only reason that they even were able to look as if at an advantage was because they were caught off guard...they have no idea that Slider and Death are actually more powerful then them....>

*Death and Slider are now being battered senseless by the combined might of Carth and Sarama*

Sarama: not so tough now, are you, BOY?
Carth: Where is this power that you hinted at? SHOW ME!!!
SZ: *takes a boot to the face*< no....I can't let it out...not here...>
Death: <....can't use it....don't know if Slider can survive the backlash....>

*Sarama and Carth Unleash a combined Plothole blast at Slider and Death*

Death: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <no choice...I have to use it....> take THIS!!!
SZ: ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!*suddenly starts glowing* .......alright...but remember...you....FORCED ME TO USE IT!!

*an exponential amount of energy is suddenly released into the room, destroying even the magical barriers designed to keep the center intact.....and a huge column of pure light is seen spiraling towards the heavens...*

(NOTE1:In case you were wondering: My primary ability is the Assimilation techinque, which allows me to copy the attacks and abilities of opponents, ala megaman....but it works on sight for some of the weaker abilities, and for the more powerful attacks, upon being hit by it at least once. There is alos the Fusion Assimilation technique, but that usually kills the target in exchange for thier ability....)
(NOTE2: also, I see it as that everyone has a unique element associated with thier person..thus, they just feel more comfortable in that element, etc....Mine is Light (at least partially...).... Death COULD be assumed as darkness [but who actually knows aside from death] and the rest are....undetermined. For the record, Guy is wind(at least last I checked..correct me if I'm wrong...), Rock is Light/wind, and Blues is of the Void element (the elementtihat is the lacking of an element..they kinda work similar to Chrono Cross...love that game...)