[zapper(behind them on the ground dragging death2004's sleeping form while talking in a brithish sorta voice)]i'm not dead!
[zombie]can ya hear him? he's trying to comfort us!
[zapper]i fell better...
[samus]there was never a pair of better men.....
[zapper]hello?
[shadow]his sacrifice shall not be in vain!
[zapper(in case ya didn't notice, this is sorta remix of a famous monty python scene)]i feeeeeeel happppppyyyyy! i feeeeeeeel happpppppppppppyyyyyyyyyy!
[zombie]*bonks him with his custom gatling to know him out* that was getting annoying and ruining the moment.
[samus]...
[shadow]...
[beatrix]...
[zombie]...what? oh all right, i'll drag them to the med center so the white mages and doctors can heal them.....*grumble* *grumble*
The Anime/Game Crossover Role-Playing Adventure II(2)!
Death: *rises* damn........that hurt......... luckily i accidently took the wrong gauntlet *reveals zapper's gauntlet* oops.....
Kain: a-hole, zapper coulda been killed!
Death: remember the only reason you are alive is because i used Ressurrect on you....and if i know that......i know Death......
Kain: 😱
Death: *sigh* lemme do something..........*spell incantation* POWER OF HEALING!!!!!!!!!!
*all partys and members are healed, cured of status effects and are also sent into a lvl 50 protect*
Death: I h........poop.......*uncontrollable* HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MY SON!!!!!!!!!!
Zapper: 😮dd: who is your son???
Death?: The tsepmet was my offspring......*a warrior queen-like figure appears*
???: no........i killed that.......it couldnt have been the Tempest could it??????
Death?: Aiam......Queen of Rassalah........i posess the secret to your prophecy!!!
Aiam: WHAT DOES THE HIEROPHANT OF EDEN KNOW ABOUT MY PROPHECY!?!?!?!?
Death?: *in a very deep, angry voice* I SERVE NO GOD BY THAT NAME............. I AM THE GODS OF TWILIGHT!!!!!! I AM THE HUNGRY VORTEX.................I........AM THE DESTROYER....OF HELE!!!!!
Zapper: hele.........the origin of zaptonia....i have a confession to make........me and death are the guardians of death and destiny but not as strangers......when we fought the tsepmet as Urath he said that we were brothers......the only way for either of us to die was where there was no up, down, left or right......that place.....is hele........that is where the final battle must be fought.......Urath said that Death had a prophecy......i now know that prophecy......he must defeat the tempest and restore the tree of hele....
SZ: well....what do i have to do with it???
Zapper: thats because SZ, YOU are the tree of Hele.....only when the tempest is deafeated will you become the tree...............
[zombie]well this is confusing.....
[samus]i guess we can just help with what we can do.
[shadow]*snorting a crushed chaos emerld* oh excuse me? what were we talking about?
[beatrix]..... :sweat:
btw: i wonder if SZ is actually able to get online at this moment?????
Death: *controllable* oh boy.......... can we get on with it????
Zapper: yeah, sure we should get on wit.......*all fall through a plot-hole*
Death: *realises where Storm Smashers are located* shoot.....this is the palace of Rassalah.....we have fallen victim to the plot-hole of the Nhuvarsarim............this is bad......very bad.....
Zapper: why is that????
Death: the Nhuvarsarim are immortal.......and they are spellcasters.......which reminds me..............i have a confession to make as well......the only reason i can use the Combo spell circle, the summon circle and the devouration circle is because i am......a..........Nhuvasarim 'raven'....so long as we all stay together you cannot be killed.....however this gives us an army against the Tempest Demons which have huge attack and defence power.......................so lets get to work................................................................ Clerk: How may i help you sire?????
Death: *whispering* that package i ordered 3 weeks ago....is it here yet???
Clerk: yes it is here, 9 sets of Supreme Nhuvarsarim Armour, 1 set of Death Armour and two sets of Urath armour.....that'll be �20000000 please.....
Death: and the royalty discount........
Clerk: that is it with said discount <normally i wouldnt dream of giving this stuff away>
Death: put it on my brother's tab...
Zapper: OI!!!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE A TAB!!!!
Death: you arent my only brother.....i have an older one.....he is leader of the Nhuvarsarim........
*not sure if SZ can right now, may be busy with real world stuff*
[zombie]and now we return to the dayd of complete randomness.....
[zapper]not funny.....
[death]may i continue?
[zapper]yes.
(Probabaly)
Death: i have some private business to attend now....so be good....or i will have the lot of you BEHEADED!!!!!!
All except Death: 😱
Death: thanks.......*leaves*
Kain: i have business as well...Edgar!
Edgar: alright then......Cid! stay here!
Cid: ok.........<a-hole>
Death: *shouting* CID!!!!!!!!!!
*at the meeting with Death...*
Death: I proclaim this meeting.....*bangs Gavel* OPEN! any issues from the council???
Councillor 1: the people are wanting paid for their work...PAID!!!!
Death: what did i tell you.. all slavery was to be banned Yakanat!
Yakanat: sorry your maj....
Councillor 2: those 'friends' of yours....what good are they????
Death: I assure you that they are competent warriors Kosi <and one of them is zapper...>
Kosi: oh....then they have right of way in the realm....
C3(Councillor 3): the Galdyrans are annoyed again.....
Death: send them 30000000 gold to stop the attack....and say that we want no war...just an alliance, that ok Talma???
Talma: yes, your maj....
*the door bursts open, with an exausted genaral limping in*
General: Death! they are attacking!!!
Death: Who????
General: the........Galdyrans........
Death: right, inform my brother that i will lead our armies at Tagan's pass......on the Defensive....
Talma: yes sir!
Death: now thats understood, *leaves*
*in the throne room....*
Talma: your brother is defending Tagan's pass with his friends...
???: ok.....let him defend it.......Galdyr will be crushed then........
*at the confinement*
Death: gather our Forces, Galdyr is attacking
Cid: yes sir!
All: lets go!
Death:alright then.....to TAGAN'S PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[zombie]if there's anything i hate its having to fight someone else's war.
[zapper]so?
[zombie]the only good thing is that i get to take out large number of people with my NUCLEAR PRINNY LAUNCHER! *insert echoing here*
[shadow]and people call me crazy. *snorts another crushed chaos emerald before coninuing onward*
[samus]is it just me or is this rpg getting out of the creator's hands?
[zapper]*zips over to samus* what do you mean outta my hands?! what makes you think i didn't mean for this to all happen!?
[beatrix]the fact that death2004 and Slider Zero are responsible for coming up with over 50% of the plot so far?
[zapper] :sweat: i hate it when your right sometimes beatrix.....
*on the other side of the pass........*
Azragis: Today, we fight!!!!!!!!!! Tomorrow, WE CONQUER!!!!!!!!!!
Galdyran army: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back with us*
Death: its beginning......... BATTLE POSITIONS EVERYONE!!!!!!
SZ: Finally, some action in this world.......
Azragis: LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*galdyr charges at our army of 2000*
Death: Zapper!
Zapper: yeah??
Death: you command the Legion of swordsmen, SZ, you and your group do Mages, ill lead the archers and horse archers into battle......
All: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[zapper]draw swords now! *they draw their swords* get ready for the charge! *casts a protection spell on the entire allied army* CHARGE!
[zombie]so there's no mobile armor/meccha or gunnery divesions for me to lead beingte resident meccha/ace gunman here? oh well, there's always the NUCLEAR PRINNY LAUNCHER! *insert echo here*
Death: Zapper's charging..........alright then... SZ! SEND YOUR TROOPS IN THROUGH THE RIGHT FLANK!
SZ: OK THEN!*turns to troops* you heard him, CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!
Death: just hope they dont have tempest demons............ alright Brigadiers, PIERCE THE ENEMY LINES AND SCATTER THEIR FORCES!!!!!!!!!!
Brigadiers: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death: LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE!!!!!!!!!!!! take out the troops, ill take the leader of the aggresive............<wait till bro hears about my victory........>
*later on...*
Death: we are outnumbered!!!!!!! i thought they were using traditional tactics...<1500 men....or was it....oh crap.....15,000>
Zapper: we need a powerful weapon that'll do some serious damage!
Zombie: then look no further! NUKE PRINNY ATTACK!!!!!!!!!! *approx. 5000 men are taken out by the blast.....SZ's mages are still there however...*
Zapper: whats with those mages???
Death: they are Nhuvasarim.......and i told you they were immortal...*takes a HUGE blow from a claw....*
Death: *grasping wound with one hand, scythe in other* im injured!
Cid: HEAL!*no effect*
Death: shitake! its a demon wound.......i have to recover for the effect to wear off *collapses* Help........m.......e........*rattle-like cough*
Kain: DEATH!
Cid: SPEAK TO ME!!!
Edgar: *already weeping* he's dead.........the demon wound was at his chest.....where his great heart was......
Cid: Death..............DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW COULD YOU AZRAGIS! *wipes out 9000! people in one strike* I WILL CLAIM VENGENCE!!!!!!!!! *charges Azragis with a HUGE spear.....piercing and killing him in one blow....*
other troops: !!!! RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!! RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
[zapper].....
[zombie]you can tell zapper's serious/pissed off/in mourning when his lines consist mainly of '.....' and the occasional malleting of anyone who pisses him off. like so!
[zapper]*pulls out mallet-sama and mallets zombie onto the ground*.....
[zombie]see? what'd i tell ya? *regenerates to his full size and his broken bones are healed*
*back at Rassalah*
King: *sigh* i cant belive he died before me.........*realises something* of course.....RESURRECT!
*Death's back!!!!!!!!!!11111111111*
Death: that hurt..............*looks at zapper* 😱 *faints*
Zapper: 😮dd:😮dd:😮dd: why did he do that??
King: :sweatdrop: that was embarrasing
Death: *awake* 😱 *faints*
King: ARGH! ill join you whilst he recovers
*Death is replaced by King Life*
Life: Let's go!
*all leave(apart from Death of course)*
BTW:currently, my party consists of...
Leader(S): King Life(VERY powerful Nhuvasarim Wizard, knows the 3 legendary spells.....) and Death(currently at Rassalah, a decent warrior with some unique spells, but only Dark Vengence legendary spell)
Minions: Cid(now with a HUGE spear), Kain(with a HUGE Halberd-like spear) and Edgar(Equipped with Miridan's Sword, which is used like a sword,but can be used as a VERY HEAVY axe)
Party
Myself (Dragon Omega)
Sephiroth
Vegeta
These are all the people I need.
Hope it's okay that I join late.
DO,Sephiroth, and Vegeta appear out of nowhere
DO-I got fucking tired of Bermuda so I decided to terrorize you, Zapper.
Vegeta-And why, may I ask, did you bring US along?!
DO-Cause I MOTHER FUCKING WANTED TO, RECTAL SHAVER!!
Sephiroth-...'k.
:mischief:
[zapper]and now the terror beings.....
[zombie]sucks to be.....everybody! including me!
[DO]damn skippy bitch! *blasts zombie for no reason who quickly regenerates*
[zombie]ow.....
Suddenly, a giant...evil...really not nice...thing...appears out of nowhere
Giantevilreallynotnicethingthatappearedouttanowhere-Rarrarrarrarrar!
Zapper-Well...
DO-Shit...
Lefty the Hand appears out of nowhere
Lefty-Shit? Where?
Zapper-No, Lefty. There isn't any shit.
Lefty-NO SHIT?! JIM, WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOU?!
Disturbing silence
Jim the Toilet Spirit(from a distance)-I'm over here!
Lefty-Oh, sorry! Didn't see you back there!
Sephiroth-"Jim the Toilet Spirit?"
Vegeta-What the hell?
DO-Zapper makes a spirit for everything now a days, I swear...
:mischief:
[zapper].....no comment.....
[zombie].....dude, this thread is now gonna be 100 times better than the last one!
[samus]is that even humanly possible?
[shadow]*snorting yet another crushed chaos emerald* wha? what'd i miss?
[beatrix]<why do i even bother?>
<...> = thoughts or telepathy btw :kawaii:
DO-So are we gonna fuck some mother fuckers up or what?
Sephiroth-As long as I get to kill something I don't really care.
Vegeta-At least this won't be a total waste...
Zapper-Right then...
Zapper twirls around and points foward
Zapper-ATTACK!
DO-First off, mother fucker, we don't take orders from you.
EveryoneelsebutZapperandDO-YA!
DO-And second, you're not even fucking pointing in the right mother fucking direction, ya damn cock-hoarding, mother fucking, leg humping birth defect.
:mischief:
[zapper]...but i made this thread.....*whines*
[zombie]and we've been following the story that death2004 and SZ have been weaving together.
[shadow]*you know what he's doing*
[samus]he has a point. zombie, i mean.
[beatrix]i really don't care either way...
[DO]then that means we do what I say! *insert evil laugt and lightning here*
DO-And I'm in the mood to blow someone's mother fucking ass out of existance!
Sephiroth-But you're always in the mood to do that.
DO-So?
Sephiroth-...Right...
DO charges whatever was left at whatever the hell these things are
:mischief:
life: :sweat: well this is getting nowhere.....
???: NOT SO FAST!
*Suddenly Death leaps in and surprises Life*
Life: Death?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Death: alright Life, the gig is up.........NOW LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!
Life: *sigh* i suppose i should tell you, i was merely posing as your brother as he was killed in Tagan's pass as well as you.......only i was there and you were revived...
Death: then WHO ARE YOU!!!
Life: fine...........METAMORPH!!!!!!!
*'Life' becomes the 13th Guardian*
Death: shit...............very deep shit to be honest
all but 13th: 😱
Zapper: why am i not surprised..........
13th: ok death, lets see how you do against me!
Death: ok then, me and you, 1-on-1!
13th: so it is......get ready....FIGHT!
Death: DARK VENGENCE!
*everything goes black, then a dark knight wielding a HUGE sword seems to easily chop 13th in 2*
13th: and was that an insect bite????
Death: no.....a diversion...... ARMAGEDDON NUKE-ULTIMA-DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SZ, Zapper and DO: this is amazing!
*a HUGE nueclear explosion occurs.......then all is black.......then a huge WHITE wave goes around for miles...........followed by a skull leaving 13th with its 'soul'......then death goes and charges 13th with the ultimate spell of the 3 lengendary spells.............*
Death: INFERNO OF DIN!!!!!!!!!!!
*a HUGE fire circle is erupted from death, who walks to 13th, and badly burns it in the process*
13th: ARGH! hmph........PAIN! IRON MAIDEN!!!!!!!!!
Death: ARGH! *death is trapped in a HUGE iron coffin*
13th: :lmao: how foolish was he!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
DO-Amazingly crappy, that is. I have more power than all of that just in a single cell. Hey, Zapper. Want me to show these amatuer fighters how it's done?
13-WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN AMATUER?!
DO- You, I believe.
Zapper-DO, IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO DO WHAT I THINK YOU ARE ABOUT TO DO THEN NO!
DO-Tough luck, crap tosser.
DO points at 13
DO-Listen up, mother fucker! I am Dragon Omega, the most powerful being in existance! With a single stray energy blast I can erase entire universes from existance!
Zombie-(He fails to mention that this "stray energy blast" is a mile in diameter.)
DO smacks Zombie
DO-Dammit, I wasn't finished!
13-You know, little kid, it's not polite to point. I think I'll just have to give you a spanking!
13 charges DO
DO-Oh hell mother fucking no!
DO lifts his right hand above his head
Zapper-Ah CRAP!
Zombie-Well son of a hippie!
Sephiroth-Hey! What about us?!
Vegeta-What about us?
DO-DRAGON BAKUDAN!
A sphere of energy about a meter in diameter materializes above DO palm
DO-Prepare for your demise, cock swasher.
Lefty-Si, Senor, el pantalones!
(Note: to those of you who have not really heard of me, I will not make up any of my powers as I progress. All of my characters limitations are set. If you want a small preview of what DO is capable of, sift through all the the old posts in the Forum Games threads. If you don't want to have to go through that atrocity, and you probably won't, then you'll just have to wait and see what I decide to unleash.)
:mischief:
[zapper]of all places for him to unleash his attcks.....
[zombie]oh don't be a stick in the mud...
[zapper]he could kill us all with that attack!
[zombie]you guys maybe, but i can regenerate like cell and even then, if there's nothing of me left, i can regenerate my entire body.
[zapper]oh ya, i forgot for a second there.....
13th: *finishes charging* KILLING BLOW!!!!!
*13th charges Do with a HUGE sword, and hits, at least knocking DO away from the Ruins of Siripoh, at most......KILLED*
Death: thats him gone........for now.....
13th: back to the duel!
Death: right.......legendary attack 2! REVENGE OF SARUMAN!
*MILLIONS of Uruk-hai attack 13th simultaniously(sp?)*
13th: URK! *dies*
Death: *power influx turns him to 13th and back* SWEET!
DO flies back to the battle only to find it finished
[DO]MOTHER FUCKING SONUVA DECREPID BITCH! NO ONE MOTHER FUCKING BLASTS ME AND LIVES! *notices that 13th is dead* DAMN A MOTHER FUCKER RECTAL WART! I WANTED TO KILL,THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
[zapper] 😮dd:
[zombie]that's a lot of mother fucking.....
[death] :sweat:
[samus and beatrix] 😮dd:
[shadow]*.....do i really need to tell you what he's doing?*
[sephy]:sweat:
[vejihta(i spelled it like that on purpose for fun ^_^)]*looks at his name* what!? my name is not vejihta!
[zombie]looks to me it is...
[vegi-head]will this never end?!?!
[zapper]i'm disappointed...
[zombie]about what?
[zapper]that DO hasn't been swamped with anime/game/manga girls yet...
[DO]*points his finger at zapper* you do anything with that and i'll kill you...
[zombie]somebody's obsessed with a certain phrase on the back of general tao's shirt...
Death: well that can be sorted.....*pot-hole appears and thousands of anime/manga/game girls swamp DO*
DO: ARGH! not again!*leaves*
Death: lets go!
All: YEAH!
DO-Gave them the slip!
Sephiroth-Goody...
Vegeta-May we continue now, please?!
Zombie-Wait, what about DO's Dragon Bomb?
DO-Huh?
Everyone looks up to see the Dragon Bomb falling towards them
DO raises his hands above his head
DO-ENERGY LEECH!
DO absorbs the attack
Lefty-S\/\/337!
:mischief:
Death: :sweat: i wasnt expecting that.........................
Zapper: same here..........
*a HUGE hole appears near everyone, then spawns a HUGE demon of sorts*
DO stares at the demon
DO-Sooooooo...who wants to take this one?
Sephiroth-Allow me. I am tired of your games.
Sephiroth materializes the Masamune and charges the beast
Sephiroth-OMNISLASH!
Lefty-Well fudge a spoon...
:mischief:
*no effect*
Death: well poop.................
Zapper: you can say that again...
Death: well poop.................
Demon: ARGH! THE SQUISHY ONES WITH SWORDS ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!1111oneoneone! *squishes Vegetable, then Sephiroth*
Death: here goes..............*drops scythe, then charges at Demon* KIK IN THE NADS!!!!!!!!!!!! *just like it says, now turned around from the demon's weak spot* REVERSE KICK!!!!!!!!!!!1 *sends left leg backwards into the Demon's 'spot'*
Demon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies...........taking Zombie with him to the centre of the earth.....................*
Zapper: Poop!
[zombie]*pops back into existence* well that went well...
[zapper]indeed...*revives sephy and veggie guy*
[veggie guy]is there no respect for the prince of all saijins?!
[zombie]more like the prince of a half dozen people if you ask me.....
[sephy]i've been degraded to sephy?!
[zapper]actually its more of a shortening so its easier to type your name. i mean come on, sephy is easier and shorter to type than sephiroth. you dig?
[sephy]well at least i'm not being refered to as a vegetable...
[vegeta-choke (as in artichoke)] 😡 what was that?!
[sephy]you heard me right...
[DO]there will be no fighting amoungst my ranks!
[sephy]...
[veggie salad]...
[DO]unless i'm the one who starts it!
[sephy and veggie salad]*fall on ground*
[zombie] :sweat: