Make A Wish, At A Price

Granted, but you develop a nut allergy and go into anaphylactic shock when you eat one of the nuts.

I wish I could find a both complete and accurate guide for the second quest of the original LoZ.

Granted, but you have to trade your copy of the original LoZ for it.

I wish more people would view my twitch stream so I could become partner and make some money with it.

Granted, but none of them like it.

I wish I actually HAD a copy of the original LoZ, and the NES to play it. Ive been playing ZC for the last 8 years.

Granted, but the NES didn't come with either controllers nor the wires needed to connect it to a TV.

I wish for a new microwave.

mrz84 wrote:Granted, but the NES didn't come with either controllers nor the wires needed to connect it to a TV.

mrz84 wrote:I wish for a new microwave.

I wish I could order a pizza and get the kind I want, with the toppings I want, and nothing wrong with the pizza ior me that will prevent me from enjoying it, and nobody steals it from me.

Granted, however after it is delivered, you trip and it falls topping side first onto the floor while the box is open.

I wish I wouldn't need to change my calender every time a new month occurs.

Granted, you now have a digital calendar that changes the month automatically. The downside is that it is also a portal to another galaxy and now aliens are taking over the Earth and killing hundred of thousands of people and enslaving the rest. But at least you don't have to change the month anymore.

I wiah Netflix would add new movies more frequently.

Granted, but they are all really bad and boring movies.

I wish I could shoot pink goo out of my armpits at will.

Umm...granted, but every time you do it makes your armpits smell real bad? I don't quite understand....

I wish I knew why you wished for something so weird.

Granted, but you still cannot comprehend the true form of its attack (that's a reference...deal with it)

I wish for this sub-forum to get more activity.

Granted, but in the meantime you have to give me some form of reward for recognizing your EarthBound reference (a game I just recently completed. Really, it's a weird coincidence that you would make a reference to that game just days after I finished it).

I wish there were more weird coincidences like that.

Granted, but it turns out that they were all planned. In fact, your entire life has all been a computer simulation and you are an experiment in artificial intelligence.

I wish for somebody to recognize THAT reference....

Granted, but that person then disappears mysteriously for unknown reasons. And then there's a random explosion somewhere.

I wish that all games where like they were in the 80s and 90s (ie: full game at release, no dlc/microtransactions/etc)

Granted, but the graphics/sound/gameplay are also like they were in the 80's and 90's..

I wish the WiFi for the old DSi systems still worked.

Granted, but your DSi's shoulder buttons don't work anymore and there is a crack on the top sceen.

I wish I could turn back time, that I could find a way.

Granted, but then you get sued by Cher for plagiarism.

I wish bodily waste didn't smell so bad. Thais has to do with changing my niece's diapers when I babysit.

Granted, but now all your food you try to eat or beverage you try to drink smells the way body waste used to smell. And this only affects you.

I wish I had more time to post here. Working full-time sure does eat up one's free time.

Grantedm you lose your job. All the free time you want.

I wish I could reember what I was going to wish.

Granted, but obviously you've used your wish up on remembering and that's it.
I wish for a new Porcha.

Granted, but nobody has invented anything called a "Porcha." You'll get one when and it ever exists.

I wish I could drive a stickshift (clutches and me are like oil and water)

Granted, but you can now only drive an old rusty pickup truck with three on the tree and no A/C.

I wish I had a toilet seat warmer.

Granted, but it malfunctions and gets so hot you get third dagree burns from it.

I wish to have that old old rusty pickup fully restored to pristine condition and with A/C installed.

Granted, but it will only run on incredibly expensive 300-year-old scotch.

I wish I had a cold beer.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=porcha

Granted, but the beer is so cold it is solid ice and the can can't be opened.

I wish for a new word game on Armageddongames.net

Granted, but The Dark One messes up the game like he seems to keep doing on these other ones.

I wish I had known what "porcha"" meant. I thought it was just a misspelling of Porsche.

TheDarkOne wrote:Granted, but The Dark One messes up the game like he seems to keep dong on these other ones.

I wish I had known what "porcha"" meant. I thought it was just a misspelling of Posche.

Anywho…

Granted, but now you're amongst the ranks of slang talking cronies in knowing such a non-arbitrary factoid.

I wish my gums would heal faster. (I just had major oral surgery this week on Monday.)

Granted, your gums are healed, but now everything else is sprained, broken, or bitten off by a pack of mad yaks.

I wish I had an infinite supply of incredibly expensive 300-year-old scotch to fuel my fully restored pickup.

Granted, but now the whole Universe is comprised of only aged scotch, aside from you and your pickup, and there isn't any water or air or any other needed substances.

I wish for a higher paying career.

Downloader wrote:Granted, but now the whole Universe is comprised of only aged scotch, aside from you and your pickup, and there isn't any water or air or any other needed substances.

I wish for a higher paying career.

(Emphasis, mine.)

If I had to choose a way for the Uinverse to die, that doesn't sound too bad.

Granted. Your new occupation is to perpetually fix guys.cpp.

I wish that this wish was a wish.

Chris Miller wrote:Granted, but you can now only drive an old rusty pickup truck with three on the tree and no A/C.

I wish I had a toilet seat warmer.

As a footnote, this one isn't too bad, either. I routinely operate vehicles that are quite old, and neither the 'three on the tree' shifting, not the age would bother me. The deree of rust, perhaps, if it's rust-particles-holding-hands, but otherwise, if it has wheels, I'll drive it. I far prefer old mtors, with a carb, and points-based timing, and mechanical fuel delivery, to anything new. The ease of working on them is superb, compared to the insanity of computer-controlled injection.

I do prefer diesel, though, which of course requires injection, but old diesel is also mechanically delivered. At least, I understand all of that stuff. I can take it apart, rebuild it, put it back together, and it'll run.