ZoriaRPG wrote:(Emphasis, mine.)If I had to choose a way for the Uinverse to die, that doesn't sound too bad.
Granted. Your new occupation is to perpetually fix guys.cpp.
I wish that this wish was a wish.
Granted.
I wish I knew what is wrong with guys.cpp. (I really don't even know what that is.)
Granted, you know what is wrong, but not how to fix it.
I wish I could have back all the money I've ever spent on arcade games. This includes money spent to buy tokens in the arcades where those were required. And I want it in large bills, not coins.
Granted, but you can only spend it in arcades.
I wish I could find an arcade with the classic arcade games I grew up with.
Granted, but there's a $500 entry fee, in cash, up front, no refunds.
I wish the remote for my TV worked right.
TheDarkOne wrote:Granted, but there's a $500 entry fee, in cash, up front, no refunds.I wish the remote for my TV worked right.
Granted, but it works correctly for every TV EXCEPT yours.
I wish we were done with this bloody winter weather.
Granted, welcome to 115 degrees. And all your fans and air conditioners break.
I wish it was 75 degrees year round where I live.
Granted, but it's 75 degrees Kelvin.
I wish I could afford to order a pizza.
Granted, but they're out of every topping except pineapple and anchovies.
I wish all pizza places had stuffed crust like Pizza Hut does.
Granted, but all they stuff it with is liver and/or beets, and now Pizza Hut does, too.
I wish I could understand the reasoning behind putting pineapple on pizza.
Granted, but it in order to gain this understanding, you have to eat a pizza with pineapple on it.
I wish certain people who shall remain nameless (they know who they are) would stop criticizing my choice of pizza toppings.
Granted, but it would cost less to order one pizza with toppings on which everyone agrees.
I wish you didn't insist on getting one pizza with pineapple on it.
Granted, I insist on getting TWO pizzas with pineapple and you're forced to either develop a taste for it or just pick it off the pizza.
I wish someone else would pay for pizza once in a while, then they can decide whether or not pineapple is on it.
Granted, but then putting pineapple on a pizza becomes socially unacceptable abd you are shunned by even your closest friends for getting pizza that way.
I wish for a new coffee mug.
Granted, but it's chipped and the handle is cracked.
I wish for 29 sweaters made of bologna to be shipped to a random person in Abu Dhabi who will trade them to a woman in Norway for the complete works of Douglas Adams in Portuguese and a Diet Cherry Coke.
Sheesh...
Granted, but the diet cherry Coke is flat.
I wish the dog next door would stop barking incessantly.
Granted, but now every other dog in the neighborhood starts barking incessantly.
I wish Forum Games wasn't dead.
Granted, but it comes back as a zombie and now your computer is trying to eat your brains.
I wish I didn't have to reset all my passwords because of some rhymes-with-ducking hacker.
Granted, because your hacker had already been blocked from accessing this network. You're welcome.
I wish it wasn't so blazing hot.
Granted, you're in Antarctica.
I wish I hadn't bought a T-shirt for $18.00 that was the wrong size.
Granted, you paid $180 for the T-shirt that is the wrong size.
I wish I could find the memory card that has my Final Fantasy VII saved game on it.
Granted, except it has a save from the first save point in game over your original save.
I wish to resurrect this thread...
Granted, but I can't guarantee the next post.
I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger.
Granted, but in order to avoid causing any time paradoxes, you don’t do anything differently
I wish I hadn’t broken my arm.
EDIT —sorry, accidental double-post.
Granted, you broke your leg instead
I wish 2021 has no problems...
Granted, but at 11:50 PM Dec 31st 2020 the Earth gets demolished in make way for a hyperspace bypass. So no problems.
I wish I had no injuries of any kind.
Granted, but now the thread is dead.
I wish this thread wasn’t dead.
Granted, but by using my necromantic mod powers its a zombie. 2022 is gonna have a zombie apocalypse now.
I wish that my cat lost some weight.
Granted, but he (she?) gains it allback soon afterward.
I wish I could fall back asleep after waking up to use the bathroom.
Granted, but only if a cat sleeps on your face.
I wish for peace and relaxation