I think everyone knows how to play this game, but if not, here it is: One person will make a wish, then the next person will find a way to turn that wish against them, then make a wish of their own. For example:
TOM: I wish I had some soda.
DICK: Granted, but it's flat. I wish for more days off.
HARRY: Granted, you get fired. I wish for more money.
And so on. So I will start with this wish:
I wish I was able to pilot a helicopter.
Granted but on your first day you crash it into our house and kill our children. I was lucky and survived but divorce your murderous ass sue you for everything your worth and your now forced to work as maid servant at my mansion trying to win back my love after having a sex change...
Wow... that was long winded. I'm going to have way to much fun with this.
I wish more people on agn flirted with one another.
Granted, but then someone you can't stand starts flirting with you and then it turns into stalking.
I wish my finger wasn't sprained.
Granted, they fall off instead. I wish for some cheese.
Granted. The moon falls on your head.
I wish to be cast into the lower depths.
Granted, but when you get there you find you have to spend eternity with Justin Beiber.
I wish for a better cell phone.
I wish people were interested in this game :shrug:
TheDarkOne wrote:I wish people were interested in this game :shrug:
They are, but you cant see the replies. I wish the ZC source weren't so knackered.
Granted, but then they reprogram the whole thing in Microsoft QBasic, with no REM lines whatsoever.
I wish I had a better cell phone.
OK, but you accidentally drop it down a storm drain.
I wish laptop computers were cheaper.
Granted, they are now 1 cent cheaper.
I wish my mouse worked better.
Okay, your mouse now gets a job with someone else with higher pay and works better for them.
I wish laptops were cheap enough for me to afford.
Granted, but they're so cheap that every store you go to is sold out of them.
I wish I still had my old Logitech mouse.
Okay, but your first Logitech mouse was a corded one and wasn't USB, so that's the one you have,
I wish I could find a store with affordable laptops that aren't sold out.
Granted, you find the location of such a store...in Mongolia.
I wish I had my old wireless USB Logitech mouse and it still worked perfectly.
Granted, but it turns into a herring.
I wish that I had a sandwich right now.
Granted, but the meat is spoiled and the bread in moldy,
I wish I could turn my wireless USB Logitech herring back into a mouse.
Granted, but it reeks of herring and despite having a pro clean 10 times you can't remove the smell. Also it can now for whatever reason fart negative rainbows.
I wish for reality tv to cease to exist as it is all scripted anyway and doesn't do what its name advertises it does.
Your wish is grant--
ERROR: Reality not found, Press F1 or Enter to retry.
*Presses Enter*
I wish [MENTION=38704]mrz84[/MENTION] hadn't erased reality.
Granted, but its replaced with a never ending episode of the Kardasians. Have fun with that.
I wish for some Doctor Pepper.
Granted, there is now a doctor with the surname Pepper at your local hospital or other healthcare facility.
i wish I had a working charger for my computer (posting by phone is a pain in the donkey).
Granted, but it is possessed by the guy who does the "Just do it" meme and has a volume of 11 on a stereo and he says it every second the computer is on/plugged in.
I wish for a SNES Classic edition.
Granted, but yours is possessed by the spirit of Whitney Houston and every time you turn it ob she starts belting out “I Will Always Love You” at the volume level of a guitar amp at it’s highest kevel, and it loops infinitely.
i wish for a laptop charger that works and does nothing other than what it is supposed to do.
Done, the charger works fine, but there's a wiring problem with the outlet you plug it into and it starts an electrical fire the second you plug it in.
I wish people wouldn't get so mad at one another over things that are not the other person's fault.
Granted, whenever someone does that, they turn into MLP pony version of themselves (because science has proven that Friendship is Magic) and they no longer have hostilities to each other....until some pony related disaster happens, like a spirit of chaos running amok or something. :shrug:
I wish scalpers weren't dicks about pricing the stuff the scalp.
Granted, they still won't lower the price, but they're nice about it.
I wish I knew who decided certain words were "bad" and why.
Granted, you learn this information...but you can't tell anyone else ever or you will be killed.
I wish the people who do the "tagging" vandalism would all get caught and be forced to clean it using nothing but Q-Tips and their own saliva.
Granted, but then they get medals for cleaning up the mess and are unjustly put on a pedastal as symbols of society.
I wish everything was free.
Granted, but that means there isn't enough to go around for everyone because, if it's free, people will take more than their fair share and not care about whether or not anyone else gets anything.
I wish the local grocery store had more options on the stuff I buy.