Granted, but most of it is literal trash because they are leaving stuff until it is FAR past its best by/expiration date (whichever ya wanna call it)
I wish I never had to sleep again without any negative side affects to my personal well being
Make A Wish, At A Price
Granted, you are placed (fully wake) into cryostasis indefinitely.
I wish Thursday has a better name. Thursday sounds really stuipid.
Okay, now it's called [CENSORED]day.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted, but now you feel like you are under the influence of 20cc of coffee 24/7 andcan no longer sleep, no matter much you want to.
I wish it wasn't colder than Final Fantasy Shiva's .....everything outside where I live.
Granted, it's one-half degree warmer than any part of Shiva.
I wish my girlfriend would read the manual and tutorial for her new phone instead of asking me how to do everything.
Okay, but then you have to read it to her because she can't read that and work the phone at the same time.
I wish a certain boyfriend of mine would be more helpful since he knows how to work an iPhone and I don't.
Granted, but he suddenlt has two left hands and two left feet. Because RAISINS!
I wish for an apple.
Granted, but it's an Apple IIc computer (without the built-in floppy disk drive) that is possessed by the ghost of Steve Jobs.
I wish I could get Pandora Premium for free.
Granted, but then you have to pay for previously free services.
I wish I could get that stupid Ice Ice Baby song to stop running through my head.
Granted, instead you have the Barney song running through your head.
I wish I had a better computer mouse.
Granted, you have the mouse and it works..but the USB sensort for it doesn't work. But the mouse itself works.
I wish the snipers on eBay would stop outbidding me at the last minute.
Granted, they outbid you right away, usually by about 50 bucks or more.
I wish Pink Fairy didn't buy so much stuff from Ebay.
Granted, I buy it from Amazon instead.
I wish Amazon had better prices on the stuff I can't find on eBay.
Granted, but it's still too expensive.
I wish Monsanto and all their GMO "frankenfood" would disappear forever.
Granted, but they now serve "Vampire-Twilight Edition" Food.
I wish for a cure to all illness, disease, etc (because being sick is the suck)
Granted, you are dead. No more getting sick.
I wish I hadn't killed [MENTION=38704]mrz84[/MENTION]
Granted, ut I return as the worst kind of vampire. A Twilight vampire.
I wish for some good Sloppy Joes.
Granted, but vampires can't stomach human food (real vampires like the ones on True Blood) so you can't eat any of them.
I wish the Twilight vampires would all get killed by the True Blood vampires.
Granted, but I get resurrected as a Zombie Werewolf.
I wish for a cure for my condition.
Granted, a silver bullet ought to do it.
I wish I had a silver bullet (and a gun to fire it from would also be handy).
Granted, but you lose your hand in the resulting explosion.
I wish for a replacement hand for Dark One.
Granted, but I strangle you with it for making me lose it in the first place.
I wish mrz84 would stop making me lose body parts.
Granted, instead you lose sanity points as time goes on, resulting in your perception of the world around you to warp into a dark spiral of insanity that only fuels the loss of more sanity points until you are a potato or you beat whatever the final boss is (yes I made THAT reference, have fun with that)
I wish for a remake of Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen (SNES) on the Switch in similar style to the Secret of Mana remake the PS4 is getting.
Granted, but the price for it is insanely high and, even if you could afford it, all the stores are sold out.
I wish I knew what that reference in your last post was.
Granted, its Eternal Darkness for Gamecube. However this knowledge is immediately wiped from your mind, because there has to be a price for the wish.
I wish for an infinite battery for my android tablet.
Granted. you now have a infinitely dead battery.
I wish [MENTION=61623]PinkFairy[/MENTION] wasn't losing interest in this site.
Granted, I wished for her to have forum access in the other wish thread, however that has no effect on her ctual ability to have interest in AGN.
I wish I had a better android tablet.
Granted, but you drop it down a sewer grate, and there's a homicidal clown down there, too.
I wish I didn't feel sick.
Granted, but you lose your legs and are wheelchair bound until we can get you awesome cybernetic replacements with jet boots and everything...in 50 years.
I wish that all evil clowns (which is most of them) would cease to exist.
Granted, but despite the memory being been erased from your mind by the CIA, you were once an evil clown, so you cease to exist as well.
I wish it wouldn't take 50 years to get those awesome cybernetic legs. I'll even give up the jet boots if it will shorten the time.