Make A Wish, At A Price

Granted, you’re im a coma.

I wish a cat sleeping or my face was not a requirement for my last wish.

Granted, but I can only grant it if not in a coma...

I wish the world was a better place...

Granted, but only certain areas, and you’re not in one of them.

I wish I could figure out how to fix my roommate’s computer.

Granted, but then he moves out. Oh, and the thread dies. There is no causal relationship between these two events.

I wish people still played this game.

Granted, but you have to deal with me once in a blue moon.

I wish that blue moons were more frequent.

Granted, but now when it isn’t blue it goes through all the other six colors in the visible color spectrum.

I wish people realized there are seven colors in the visible spectrum, not six.

Granted, but half the people become color blind as a result

I wish my cat would stop knocking stuff off my table when he wants anything from me...

Granted now he also does it even if he doesn’t want anything from you.

I wish to not be one of those color-blind people.