The Oldest Game:

I am Rei, who silently slips away...

then I am teh C-G(ask DBE) which changes Rei to the Theif class, making her lose her balance

I am Rei, who curses you slowly and silently.

I am the magical shield around *insert victim here*, that reflects the curse back at Rei

I am Rei, who isn't cursed, but is very badly battered and bruised. And yes that meands she is wearing those BLOODY bandages.

then i am a random guy, who flings a bottle of Blossom Problem at Rei that hits (XD)

I am Rei, who gets her Luke to beat up the random guy, and then kiss her passionately. (heh heh)

Then i am Death, who restrains Luke with pictures of Rei... XD

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I am Rei, who kicks Death in the nuts and goes back to passionately kissing Luke.

Then I am the sudden appearence of V, who uses his spare shotgun to pwn Rei, Luke and Death... :blah:

I'm Rei, who steals V's spare shotgun and floors him

Then i am Death, who changes the scenario COMPLETELY

I am Chi-Chi, who kicks him ~

I am the car-bomb nearby that explodes, causing massive amounts of blood to splatter over Chi-Chi before she kicks Death

I am Chi-Chi who absolutely hates blood and faints ~

Then I am Death, who kicks Chi-Chi so she wakes up...

And I am life, who defeats Death.

I am Chi-Chi who thanks Life and kicks Death back ~

Then I am the sudden appearance of a book, squashing Chi-Chi before she kicks Death

I am a bookmark, who.... errr... traps itself in you ~

Then I am Death, who suddenly comes out with: "What the fuck?"

I am Chi-Chi, who shrugs and runs off ~

Then i am the sudden appearence of a litre of blood in the middle of the road, making Chi-Chi go pale and not run off...

I am Chi-Chi, who doesn't run off but faints ~

then i am a speeding car, which runs over Chi-Chi's arm, waking her up so fast she faints again

I am Chi-Chi, who will be ready to work again twenty days ~

Then I am Death, who is so confused he asks Chi-Chi what the hell she is on about (:giggle: )

I am Chi-Chi, who refuses to speak to Death ~

Then I am a nuke, nearly killing everyone there(but just missed! :tongue: )

I am an anti-air missile, I took out the nuke so it didn't kill anyone.