This is a fun little game. You each must say something which "Defeats" or "Stalls" the thing in the post above. Here's an example.
"I am a snail on the ground."
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"I am salt, which is sprinkled on the snail."
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"I am a grocer, which takes the salt and puts it into the food shelves, instead of allowing it to be used on the snail."
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"I am inflation, which causes the price of salt to increase dramatically, so no one can purchase it. It will stay on the shelf."
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.... Etc! 😃
Get the idea? Get going. 😊 I guess you guys can continue with my trend. I'll help start you off by giving you some ideas:
1) I am the Federal Reserve, which lowers its required reserve ratio, which pumps more money into the economy. (Just roll with me here..)
2) I am the income of families everywhere increasing, so people can buy salt again.
Good luck. 😊
im a murderer that kills the family, so they wont buy salt
I'm the policeman that catches the murderer.
No. Wait. Here, I'll show you something even more clever. 😉
"I am the scarf he left behind in the crime scene which led forensic trackers right to his doorstep."
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That would be much more difficult to counter, so I'll let you pick either the policeman, or the scarf. Your call. 😉
I am the disturbed pyromaniacal child that burned the scarf.
I am the obsessive parent that grounded the disturbed pyromaniacal child that burned the scarf
I am the social service people taking away the parents from the child for being bad parents.
I am the car that was out of gas, preventing the social service people from getting anywhere.
I am the gas can kept in the trunk, potentially capable of refilling the gas tank!
I am the hole in the gas can, which caused all the gas to leak out.
I am Triple A, which tows me to safety despite the leak in the gas can. 😉
I am the power-cut that stops the Triple A from getting to the car with the gas leak in it
I am the Electric Company's new deal to input money into all emergency vehicles, ensuring they never break down.
I am Bankruptcy, making the electric company bankrupt so they cant put their deal to use
I am welfare, which supplies money to individuals before they can expire...
I am George Bush, who Cancels all welfare to cut taxes so people have to work
I am Dick Cheney who is secretly running the country all by himself. The Bush's decrees are secretly overruled. (Somehow. Maybe Cheney poked bush with a stick to make it happen. Nothing is impossible. 😛 :laughing: )
^I am John Kerry, who will overtake George Bush in this next election.
^ I am people bored with his tone of voice who choose not to vote for him due to a recent MadTV sketch mocking him and his values.
.. But MadTV is awesome. 😃 🙄
^I am the viewers of SNL, and I do not care about MadTV or its sketches.
I am a sudden uprising in the popularity of "Stuey(sp?)" which causes people to return to watching MadTV.
^I am the other sketches on MadTV, and I make people return to watching SNL.
Er.. I'm not sure you're supposed to be going in a loop like that. o_o ... The gods used to play this game, (That's why it's called, The Oldest Game.) And nobody was allowed to go in a loop like that. Would you restate something else? :shrug: Thank you. 😊
^I am the FCC, which will find some reason for getting Stuey off the air.
Is that good?
I am the owner of FCC, who resigns and doesnt have a replacement.....making FCC go under
I am the Owner's long lost son who he has promised the company to in his living will.
I am the fire that destroys the will.
I'm the fireman that puts out the fire.
(Wow, that was lame 😛 )
I am the broken fire pole that the fireman fell out of and cracked his head open. :blah:
I am the abitrarily placed mattress that saves his cranium from the asphalt.
I am the cat which came along and had children on the mattress, causing the family in front of it to drag it away to witness the lives of the kittens. :shy: .... Which cost the firemen their own lives. 😮dd: