The Oldest Game:

I am a crack team of Paramedics that resusitate(sp?) the firemen so they can do their job

I am the ambulance which caught fire, causing all of the medical aids to burn up with it.

I am the sun, which supernovas convieniently before the entire incident

I am Jupiter, whose gravity somehow absorbs all the energy from the sun and duplicates into another Jupiter and the original moves into the exact positon and uses the excess energy not used in the duplication and movement to turn into an exact replica of the sun, putting everything back the way it was.
That's not going in a loop, is it? And is this supposed to have anything to do with the snail anymore?

How about, You are Jupiter Crashing INTO the sun, diverting its ability to burn up the ambulance because it kinda nudged it a bit, causing it to move away from earth? ... Then magical fairies pushed it back into orbit! :kawaii: Wheeee!

.. Okay. I am Link, who eats the fairies, restoring his health.

I am revolution, which makes I am Link's recently eaten fairies revolt (😉 )

I am Jesus, and I heal whatever the fairies did to Link... :tongue:

I am the Romans, who crucify Jesus before he heals Link (making the fairies go on a HUGE revolution 😉)

God smites the sorry Romans and sends them to burn eternally before they can manage to crucify him in an alternate history of the universe.

(This doesn't have to do anything witht the snail by the way.)

I am anarchy, for which if there is no belief in God... Then God doesn't exist.

Then I am still the romans...who crucify Jesus and history continues as normal(if that was a loop..:shrug: )

i'm professor clyde that goes back in time to stop the romans from crucifying jesus.
(professor clyde had the time machine thing)

I'm the malfunction in the machine that professor clyde used to go back in time that makes him trapped in a spatio-temporal oddity from where he can't get out

(the hell keeps happening to these???? this had more than this!!!! this had Dracula continue from mine.......whats going on???)
(anyway)

i am god, who frees professor Clyde on the condition that he doesn't save jesus

I am the a hotdog salesman, who bribes Clyde to save jesus anyway, for 3 dogs, with everything on it (except the last one without mustard).

i am the terrorist who hijacks the mustard factory and causes a shortage so the hot dog guy doesn't have any mustard so professor clyde declines

I am the CIA who somehow suprises everybody by stopping the terrorist before he hijacks the mustard factory.

I am a never ending supply of Krispy Kremes that was awarded to the CIA until they are to fat and lazy to do anything about the terrist....

I am Richard Simmons who goes in and gets the CIA in shape.

I am the fashion police that puts Richcard Simons in jail forever before he has the option of helping the CIA....

Im the bullets that mowd down the fashion police b4 Richard Simmons was put in jail.

i am the body armour on the fashion police, saving their lives so they can jail Richard Simmons so the CIA stay fat so there is a mustard shortage so that Prof. Clyde declines the bribe so Jesus dies.....ok!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

(geez......a long one)

I am defective armor, which prevents the police from being protected, resulting in chaos

i am the chaos which destroys a lot of people and buildings and Richard Simons

i am chaos control; which prevents the destruction of the people and buildings(except for Simmons)

I am the big needle that pokes Richard Simmons and cause his death anyways. 0.0

I am the god that revives Simmons so the cia dose his job

I am the next poster, who changes the subject, wiping the CIA, Simmons, and the needle out of existance.

I am the moderator who bans me2 for having an way-too-cheerful sig.

i am the senior moderator who whacks the moderator for even thinking of such a thing