The Oldest Game:

I am Glenn the Great, who wines to moocow because of breaker's abuse and Eckels's marrage.

I am goKi and J.J. Maxx, who make hilarious remixes of the "Glenn tapes" and rape what's left of his reputation.

i am breaker, who bans everyone who has been involved in this mess

I am Glenn's fan club, and I attempt to arrest Breaker over the Internet, despite my lack of law enforcement credentials, for doing his job.

i am a phychiarist, who lockes Glenn away in the booby hatch for life

I am a newbie, who randomly releases Glenn after spamming the boards with OMG ZELDA ROXORS!!!!11one!!

I am NOA, who shuts ZC down.

I am the attourney for AGN, which prevents the shutdown(pro bono)

I am the ninja, who kidnaps the attourney.

I am the samurai who likes to cut off ninja's heads :whap:
(add another one to the kill count...)

I am the giant freakin helmet that protects the ninja's head so he can kidnap the attorney so ZC gets shut and the n00b doesn't let Glenn out and Glenn doesn't bitch and no one makes fun of him and I have no idea where the hell I am in this thread.

I am the ugly stick that beats Hokie over the head.

i am the mascara that is running down pablo that forces him to drop the stick on his foot and make him say "Ouch".

I am the stick that bounces off of the floor and hits ^ on the head

I am the dog that fetchs the stick before it hits VT_Hokie_Fan.

I am the dog whistle, which sends the dog running towards the house, and flying through the window, killing the dog

I am the vet who happened to be walking by, and who saves the dog.

I am the fast driver who runs over the vet(acident) after the dog is recovered

What would that do? I'm going to assume you ran over the vet before he healed the dog.

I am the empty gas tank, which makes the car stop before it hits the vet.

iam a fuel station that fulles the tank before its runs empty

I am an explosion at the gas station, which resulted in a spark

I am the newbie that revives the topic and gets people mad at him

i am the moderator, who finds the newbs' plan out and has him perma-banned

I am the creator of the thread, who has become fairly unhappy at the conclusion of the game. :shakeno:

I am the punk bitch that doesn't care about BH4

i am the local idiot, who drags the punk to a volcano, tossing the punk into a fiery chasm of death

I am Global Cooling, which freezes the volcano
(ouch to the idiot!)

I'm the sun who heats the earth.

I hit ^ over the head, because this thread is bland.

Well, that was a nice way of ending the game :sweat:

I am the bullet, which strikes ^ before he can hit ^^