The Oldest Game:

I am the crappy gun that can't fire the bullet.

I am the gun-fixer, who fires bullets everywhere. 😃

I am the bullet-proof vest which blocks the bullets

I'm the theif who steals the bullet proof vest.

I am the cop, who LOCKS U UP!! 😃

I am the Police cheif who fires him (or her) before he can make the arrest

I am the Almighty God, who smites Police chief before they fire me. 😃

I am the chiefs assisstant who carries out the chiefs plans (fire the officer)

I am the head of ALL police and I fire ya! 😃

i am the coke head laywer who sold that will to howard stern for an eight ball

I am the judge which rules against you

orangeblasphemy wrote:i am the coke head laywer who sold that will to howard stern for an eight ball

i am the voice inside your head (and i control you )
i am the lover in your bed (and i control you)
i am the sex that you deny (and i control you)
i am the hate you try to hide( and i control you)
i am mr. self destruct and i appeared in that same court room before the same judge three hours before you made that ruling with a pipe bomb stuffed up my ass and i blew you away 'cuz i was looking at 10 to life and my girl was stingy with the poon the night before, and ahh, stop it ahh the voices. sorry buddy you died 😊

I am the poster who is getting mad at ^. [You only put 1 "I am" N00bs.] 🙄

I am the Mod, who (once again) bans the member for attempted flaming, beats the coke-head lawyer(who has no relevance) and Howard Stern(who ALSO has no relevance)

I am the admin who fires the mod, making him a regular member then banning him.

the laywer and howard syern did have relavance, or would have if the post would have appeared at the bottom of the first page, take a look and tell me that wasn't genious. anyway, i am the member who laughs at the fired mod when he is lowered to my level 😊 thanks ovi

I am the hacker who hacks the forums, demotes all the admins, demotes all the mods, and changes all of the member's avatars, signatures, and custom titles as I choose.

I am the virus that destroys the hackers coputer before he can hack the forum (that's what you get for not having a decent anti-virus, either that or a pathetic OS, for exxample Windows)

i am the fbi agent which catches the hacker and gets you ten years in prison for hacking

I am a X-File, which holds more importance to the FBI agent

I am David Duchovny who solved plenty of X-files before deciding it wasn't my style.

I am the girl that starred in X-files along with ^ but was less important and never did ^ even though everyone saw it coming and was waiting for it, and I bash ^'s head into the ground to stop him from solving all those cases and all the monsters and aliens and whatnot pwn the town!!!

I am the producer of X-Files who pays you lots of cash!

I am Fox Television's CEO, who cancels the series

I am the ruler of the world who kicks ^ in the nuts for cancelling X-Files(even though it suxx0rz)

I am the leader of the rebellion force that over-throws ^

I am god who throws ^ into a volcano and he burns

I am the athiest who denys the existance of such god.

i am the bible thumper who convert you