The Oldest Game:

I am the veiwer who pushes rewind and says WTF!!THATNOWORKEEZ!!

I am the VCR that eats the tape.

i am god that makes the tape fixed.

I am satan who breaks the tape again.

i am nyru that fixes it again, this time putting an evil repelling sheild on it.

I am Shigeru Miyamoto who reminds excentric Zelda fans such as, Zeldafan, that Nayru is not real, and that could never ever happen in real life, therefore the tape is still broken.

i am the sony fan that distracts Miyamoto so he cant say nayrus not real.

I am Limzo who kills zeldafan to stop him being obsessed with how much he hates sony

i am zeldafan500 that sniffs a perminent marker, gets high, and thus can run fast enough to dodge whatever u try to kill me with.

I am Zeldafan who runs too fast, crashes into a wall after slipping on a banana skin, breaks all of the bones in his body, and then falls into a huge pile of wet cement, thus, killing himself.

i am harry potter that uses some kinda spell to make me alive again, and then uses avada kedavra (a curse that kills people)on lizmo.

zeldafan500 wrote:i am harry potter that uses some kinda spell to make me alive again, and then uses avada kedavra (a curse that kills people)on lizmo.

I am some guy that says you need a life to zeldafan500.

i am zeldafan that uses an automatic M16 on anyone that sais that.

I am the moron who forgot to give zeldafan live ammo.

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i am the walmart zeldafan buys it from
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I am the clumsy employee who drops a fataly heavy potted plant on top of Zeldafan's head as he passes by to buy his ammo...

i am zeldafan that sais 'mmmmmmmm........ pie.........'

I am the cheesey clown who throws a pie in your face.

I am the Clown hating guy who throws a pie back at the cheesy clown!

I am the poisoned morang in the pie that kills the man that threw a pie at the clown

I am the pie company owner who fires the guy who puts poisoned sugar into pies

I am the assasin who kills the Pie company guy

I am the assassin assassin, who assassinates the original assassin.

I am the laughing bystander who distracts the assassin assassin, who kills me and goes home.

I am the tragic puppy that keeps the bystander from laughing.

And that is the end of the world! A new round can be found in this thread.