The Oldest Game:

i am the insurance police (i dont get it either) that makes the company go bankrupt (for some reason :shrug: ), and gives full compensation to the policeman

I am the National Lottery charity that gives the company enough money to not get bankrupt.

I am the corrupt government who forces the National Lottery to spend the money supporting illegal immigrants rather then giving it to the charity.

I am the illeagal immigrants who decide to think about others for a change and leave the British in peace and go back to there own country.

I am the other country that sends them back!

I am The Stubborn immigrants that sneak in again

I am the other countrie's government that exiles them to England/Scotland/America or whereever.

I am England, Scotland, America and all of the other countries who join together and don't let them enter.

I am the corrupt customs officer who lets them all in!

😃 stalemate over!

I am zeldafan500 that yells at the corrupt policeman 'EAT MY SHORTS'

I am the policeman's hard wooden club that has just whacked zeldafan500 over the head.

I am the shorts who refuse to be eaten and climb down Zeldafan500's legs and run away, leaving him with his undies showing and his only dignity lying in his nose. EDIT: Darn, Ageix beat me to it.

I am the government, that refuses to chop down any more trees, so the hard wooden club is unable to be made.

I am the aggravated cop who clubs Zeldafan500 and Limzo over the head with his pistiol due to a sudden lack of wooden clubs!

I am the government who closes down all of the gun companies twenty years ago, therefore Ageix not having the gun in the first place, and leaving me and Zeldafan unharmed.

I am the black market dealer who gives the cop the gun. therefore, you both still get whacked.

I am a can of white paint that makes the black market not a black market and it stops working somehow.

Yeah.

I am the painter who is painting with a can of black paint and places it atop a ladder, and foolishly allows the black market to walk 'neath the ladder and let the black paint fall on top of it, allowing the black market to start working again.

I am the paint company who is put out of business for putting lead in the paint.

I am the lawyer that sues the governemnt for putting the paint company out of business

I am the secret services who "dispose of" the lawyer at the government's request.

I am the super - secret service that disposes of the secret service.

I am Michael Moore who exposes the super-secret service.

I am the excited fan of Micheal Moore, who asks him for an autograph at a critical moment, causing Micheal Moore to not be able to expose the super-secret service.

I am Michael Moore's Super-duper-secret-protection-service that do not allow you to talk to him.

I am David hasselhof that pokes Michael Moore's Super-duper-secret-protection-service with a stick and yells 'Cool! But did you know whay pettle?'

I am the raving dog who eats the Whey pettle

I am David Hasselhoff who shouts "PIPEX!" at the raving dog and makes it mentaly retarded.

I am the mentally retarded asosiation who shouts "sakhfeodajfe[fsIMASPAZaoiel;je" at David Hasselhoff.

I am the explosion who destroys the world and kills everyone.

I am the glue that flies everywhere when the world explodes and sticks it back together.