The Oldest Game:

XD ... Dude, it's a nuke! :laughing:

I am the fact that a nuclear bomb will explode in such a trendous radius, that the fact that it was prematurely detonated has little to no effect on the hair of the local citizens that is rapidly falling to the ground.
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I am Chi-Chi who has no idea about all of this ~

Then I am Death, who just runs out of the town-place, dragging Chi-Chi with him

I am Chi-Chi, who is dragged along without any protesting ~

Then I am Death, who drags Chi-Chi further away, then starts to throw small 'packages' into the town (BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!!!)

I am Chi-Chi, who sees her reflection and is almost blinded by the blonde-ness.

Then I am Death, who takes Chi-Chi to a dark room, which glows a bright yellow (o.o)

I am Chi-Chi, who is NOT happy now ~

Then I am Death, who glomps Chi-Chi in order to try to cheer her up

I am Chi-Chi, who stops her struggling and half-smiles at Death ~

I am Death, who does an Al and makes Chi-Chi smile
[NOW YOU ANGER ME 60 SECOND LIMIT!!! *burns it*]

I am Death, who does an Al and makes Chi-Chi smile
[NOW YOU ANGER ME 60 SECOND LIMIT!!! *burns it*]

I am Chii, who says she is Hideki/Al's Persocom (If you haven't seen Chobits, ignore that)

I am Chii, who says she is Hideki/Al's Persocom (If you haven't seen Chobits, ignore that)

I am a meteor that will crush you

I am a huge missle that blasts the meteor into bits before it hits earth.

I am the stupid toddler who will get in the way.

I am the toddler's mother who picks him up and gets him out of the way

I am the toddler's abusive father, who locked the toddler's mother in the attic, along with his SEXUAL TORTURE DEVICES.

I am the theif that stole the SEXUAL TORTURE DEVICES

i am the cop that arrests the theif again

I am the doughnut man that gives the cop some doughnuts and ask what happened to this thread?

i am reality that makes the policeman not eat the donut, since policemen only eat donuts like crazy in cartoons and such

I am the crazy cartoon that makes the policeman eat the donut.

I am the animator who refuses to animate the cartoon.

I am the network boss who fires the animator for not animating the cartoon!

I am the other animator who makes cartoons where cops die if they eat donuts

I am the doughnut that gives the cop food poisoning!

I am the doctor who cures the cop of the poison

I am the insurance company that refuses to cover the cop, resulting in a lifetime of debt.